My last text was from mars, women are from venus
My last call was from cthulhu
My worst habit is picking boogers and eating them. For some some reason people don't like me picking their nose.

How many people have I dated?

Honestly, I don't know. I suspect some of them weren't human.
My fave tv series of all time is Iron Fist. Especially when the enlightened rich white guy superhero whinges about how hard his life is.
The last song I listen to was River. Fucking psycho, go back in time bitch.
Do I want to get married?

Can't. Eliza Dushku is married now.
Does talking about sex make me uncomfortable?

Only with a broken jaw.
Would I share a bath with someone?

Only an acid bath.
What is my favorite muppet?

Boris Johnson
Would I smoke weed?

What is weed?
What is my favorite way to wear my hair?

On my palms.
Who was the last person I had a deep conversation with?

Your mom. She gets chatty after sex.
What is my fave band/singers?

Whoever sang the theme to Enterprise. That shit was a banger.
What is my relationship status?

What is my sexuality?

I am attracted to gender reveal party disasters.
What are my initials?

Would I kiss the person I last kissed again?

It was Katy Perry. Not sure if she liked it though.
Who is the most attractive celebrity?

Magneto, technically.
Do you drink alchohol?

Not pure alcohol. That would kill me.
What makes happy?

I have no fucking idea. Please send your answers on $100 notes to me.
What am I like when I am drunk?

A drunk awesome person.
Would I rather live without TV or music?

Do I like people playing with my hair?

Only the stuff in the drain.
What traits do I find attractive in people?

A fantatical devotion to giving me lots of money. Thats hot.
Would I kiss someone of the opposite gender?

Opposite to what?
Do I feel awkward in silences in conversations?

Yes, which is my I insist you let me do all the talking.
How long did my longest relationship last?

If I say longer than 5 seconds will guys here get sexually threatened?
Would I ever become vegetarian?

Unlikely, we can't even get to colonise Mars yet, let alone planet Veget.
Do I think aliens exist.

No, we don't.
How many people have I kissed?

Not enough.
Favorite school subjects?

Defence against the dark artists.
Do I have lots of friends.

No, because once I have them they become more than just friends.
Where in the world would I like to visit?

I can think of a few vaginas.
Do I have trust issues?

Yes, my parents didn't start one for me and now I am broke.
What is my favorite season?

Season 3. Faith is in it and Riley hasn't shown up yet.
Would I ever have kids?

Uhg, sick. Do I look like a priest?
Twitter or Facebook?

The one not supporting white supremacists.


Do I speak to my first crush?

No, I drank it. It was orange.
Do I believe in luck/ miracles?

>Error. 'Miracle' not found.

Cd luck/miracles

>Error. 'Miracle' not found.

Cd C:/luck/miracles

>Error. 'Miracle' not found.

Cd C:/thoughtsAndPrayers/luck/Miracles


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