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22 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Remember Office Space where a guy doesn’t like his perfectly good job because they don’t let him be an asshole or something.
Really nothing I sympathize less with now than 90s movies about the ennui that comes from living in a stable society.
Bad bosses are ones with dumb voices and not ones that make you work maskless in a pandemic.
I want the cast of Reality Bites to come back together now and discuss who in the name of holy fuck could care what the proper definition of irony is.
I wonder if Daria still thinks having a sister who’s into fashion is the worst of all possible worlds.

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14 Oct
Is there any bigger group of frauds than conservative legal scholars? All they do is congratulate each other being geniuses because they found the Republican party platform in the Constitution.
Remember when they said Sam Alito was the greatest legal mind of his time? Well it’s been 15 years, where are some of his brilliant writings? What has he written that Sean Hannity couldn’t?
The greatest among them of course was Scalia, a pompous and corrupt mediocrity who died on a secret hunting trip where he was palling around with people who had a pending case in front of the court.
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14 Sep
This is so fucking exhausting. The only correct answer is "he will be escorted out by security." Image
Then Trump will be wrong. The president doesn't get to say when everyone has to stop counting. Image
And they'll do what? Bomb polling sites? Get a fucking grip. Biden's "coercive power" is that he'll be the person who just won a presidential election. Image
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19 Jun
I desperately miss the days before Bernie Sanders radicalized the hipsters and they only applied their arbitrary authenticity standards to music stores and not the people who decide the fate of the world.
All of their complaints aboht “corporate Democrats” are just their old complaints about Virgin Records, but retrofitted for the highest of all possible stakes.
Thats why they think the worst possible insult is liking Harry Potter, because it’s most popular commercial franchise that has ever existed, and there’s nothing a hipster hates more than things which are universally popular.
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15 Jun
The thing about the Confederacy that gets overlooked is what a shitty country it was in general. They had no freedom of speech, and thousands were arrested on suspicion of Union sympathies. Within a year of forming there were riots over food shortages.
The government could have stopped this by forcing plantation owners to replace their cotton and tobacco crops with wheat, but telling plantation owners what to do sort of defeated the whole purpose of the country.
The plantation owners blocked any sort of modern economic developments like factories chemical processing plants. They kept the entire country locked in an agrarian economy while the rest of the world industrialized, and the Southern economy still hasn't caught up.
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25 Apr
There was nothing about Obama that was either economically or socially conservative. And Bill had a lot of positions that were liberal in the 90s. I'm sorry but we can't just keep propagating this myth that the conservative Democrats have been party leaders.
Obama's chief legislative achievement was raising rich people's taxes to pay for poor people's healthcare. He appointed Sonia Sotomayor, the only justice to the left of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a Clinton appointee.
Before Bill Clinton, the military had whole offices dedicated to rooting out gay soldiers. DADT closed those offices forever. Obama took the necessary second step and fully integrated the military.
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16 Mar
Well gang, we may have been wrong when we said that Bernie would beat Hillary, and that Hillary had super ebola, and Trump would pivot, and Hillary would die at the debates, and Democrats would work with Trump to do infrastructure, and Ralph Northam would lose or win by a hair,
and Doug Jones wouldn't get any black voters, and Pelosi would cave on a government shutdown, and the blue wave wouldn't happen, and Pelosi would never impeach, and Biden's support would collapse, and the Suleimani assassination would make every care about Iraq War votes,
and Bernie would win Iowa, and Bernie would win New Hampshire by double digits, and Bernie had the nomination sewn up after Nevada, and Biden would just barely win South Carolina, and Bernie would win California by double digits, and Bernie would win Michigan,
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