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Well gang, we may have been wrong when we said that Bernie would beat Hillary, and that Hillary had super ebola, and Trump would pivot, and Hillary would die at the debates, and Democrats would work with Trump to do infrastructure, and Ralph Northam would lose or win by a hair,
and Doug Jones wouldn't get any black voters, and Pelosi would cave on a government shutdown, and the blue wave wouldn't happen, and Pelosi would never impeach, and Biden's support would collapse, and the Suleimani assassination would make every care about Iraq War votes,
and Bernie would win Iowa, and Bernie would win New Hampshire by double digits, and Bernie had the nomination sewn up after Nevada, and Biden would just barely win South Carolina, and Bernie would win California by double digits, and Bernie would win Michigan,
and Biden would have a dementia breakdown at the 10th debate, but this time, THIS time, we can confidently say Biden is going to lose to Trump.
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