Thread by @funjojr

IT WAS JUS A DINNER DATE

okey mabumunda, si tuchape tu ka story flan ka uongo na kweli kabla hatujaenda kupiga kura trh 28??

Been a while in here😂😂, i missed u too

Okey chap chap kiwake, waambie wenzio ni Kaka Bumunda tena

Tujaghe lolo

👇👇👇

SEKONDARI SCHOOL- miaka 22 iliyopita

Natoka zangu bwenini, ni Ijumaa moja hivi, hakunaga kusoma sana siku za Ijumaa hapa shuleni kwetu, kama watu wengine tu, tunaanza weekend na hakuna kitu mtu atatufanya.

Najiimbia zangu Zuwena, ni kibao kilichorudiwa na mkali wa sauti

MR PAUL, achana na Benham, Mr Pole mwenyewe, mkali wa masauti, najiimbia kwa sauti kidogo

Hatufanyi mambo ambayo hayana maana, naimba Zuwena nikiwa nina sababu zangu za maana tu.

Well, ni kama week tatu zilizopita, tumetoka kwenye school academic trip kutoka kwenye shule flan

ya wadada, jina kapuni, na huko kipindi tunadebate, kabla tuende kwenye match na shule jirani na hiyo wa wadada, nikapata mchongo mmoja wa kijanja sana

Ilikuwaje, tulikuwa tuna oppose motion, THE COMING OF WHITES IS A CURSE TO OUR AFRICAN CONTINENT, kipindi hiki nikiwa nawaza

kwenda kuishi mambele, so mapoints shazi ya kuaminisha umma kwamba mabeberu hawana nouma wala nini

Ile tunamaliza zetu debate, majudge wamejudge suluhu, hakuna mshindi na nini, tukawa tunasalimia pale na wale wadada katika kubadilishana mawazo, si mnajua hizi au hamkusoma😂😂😂

Basi kaka yenu kama kawaida yangu, kwenye debate huwa natafuta sifa huko- kila mtu anapenda sifa uongo, na hii ilikuwa shule ya wadada, naomba niwaambie kwamba nilitafuta sifa kinyama siku hii, kizungu flan kama Obama ndo anabonga, nasema kama nnae mafua, macho ya walimbwende

yote kwangu, nashusha point moja baada ya nyingine, watoto woote wanataka kuwa wangu tukaishi zetu London huko, naonekana mjafanja mbaya, mna get??😊😊

Basi naongea pale na Head Girl wa shule, mara akaja Maria Carey wa ile shule, mtoto anaitwa Zuwena

Ungemuona Zuwena kwa mara

ya kwanza ungehisi ni Mnyarwanda, tulia bumunda ntakuambia kwa nini, mtoto kajaaliwa uso kama kachorwa na Piccaso, a perfect face placed over a shingo that is pingilidi kama shingo ya dear Coco😂

Achana na umbo lake la Kinywarandwa, mtoto alikuwa anaye umbo flan, nadhani

Mungu alimuumba siku ya uchaguzi, ya mapumziko nadhani, i mean God took his precious time putting into being such a masterpiece, aina flan ya mabinti ukiwaona unajisemea 'Mungu fundi'

Anaye rangi moja kama anaogea mchanganyiko wa maziwa, icecream na asali, mtoto ananukia kama

katoka kulewekwa kwenye uturi uliojaa kwenye diaba

Huyu sasa ndo alikuwa malaika wa hii shule, hakuongea na mtu, alikuwa mwanafunzi mgeni, kahamia kutoka Singapore alipokua akiishi na wazazi wake kabla hawajaamia BONGO sasa

Utasoma hadithi ama utahisi nakudanganya sana😂😂mbwa

So she came, straight to where i was standing chitchatting to their head girl, at first i thought the HG was the cutest pisi at the school, so i put my whole focus to her

Lahaulah!!i saw the shock on head girl's face our of curiousity i asked

Me- any wrong?

HG- nah, see that girl coming over here, she the most taken care student in here, i think she's having a problem, lemme check on her then i will come see u Marley

Okey okey, i nodded, ready to join my boys, who have been waiting for me for like sometime now, so we prepare for

a football match

Zuwena- im not here for u ur highness, who is that gentleman u were talking with?

I overheard Zuwena telling her HG when i me and my boys were leaving

So the headgirl took the trouble running and calling me

HG- Marley, Marley, its u needed, please wait

😂😂

Natulia, jamaa wapo

'oyaa marley inatakiwa tuka warm up mzee wangu, dogo wa olevel hajaja, wewe ndo goalie pekee, malizana na mademu zako basi chap'

Hii ni kabla hawajamuona Zuwena, ila baada ya kumuona, jamaa mmoja alinifuata na kuninong'oneza

Jamaa: captain kasema malizana..

kwanza na huyo mtoto mzuri, usitungushe, hata hivo uko fit goalie wetu, ukogo fit mwanetu.

Akasepa😂😂😂

Natulia hapo na HG, tukimgonja Zuwena akijivuta na mwendo wake wa madaha kama twigga aliyepo kwenye siku zake

Dakika kadhaa akafika

HG: I wilk leave you guys, catch up wi

you later, please Marley be nice to her

Akasepa kaniacha na mtoto mzuri Zuwena

Zuwena: hi handsome, how re u man?

😂😂😂😂Mabumundaaaa, wivu utawaua, yes she said that, she said 'handsome'

Me: im gud, how re u Zuwena?

Zuwena: Zuwena??so u know my name?

Me: who doesnt?i mean

everybody does, some must be stupid not to, u the queen of this school.

Zuwena: ooh thats so cute

Anataka kunikumbatia, mimi ni nani, napanua mikono yangu, mtoto anajaa kifuani, anatulia hapo kwa muda kama kalala kwenye comfy

Najiimbia kama Hussein Machozi 'lala kifuani kwangu

sinzia kabisa'

Mabumunda, hii scene ikawa imetengeneza makelele mengi kinyama wanafunzi wote wanatuangalia, ishakuwa nouma, walimu wakiwa staff room wanaulizana 'whats happening' mbona kama watu wanashangaa

Basi, Zuwena akasuggest twende mpaka ilipo ofisi ya HG

Tukaongelee huko, so namkamata mtoto mkono tunasonga kwa mwendo wa kinyonga, mtoto asije akachubuka mapaja yake malaini, nyieeeeeeeee!!!!😂😂😂

Hao mpaka ofisini kwa Head Girl wao

Zuwena: have u been in Europe?

Me: why, why re u asking?

Zuwena: i was at the debate, its like

u been there

Me: aang nah, i've never been to any country other than my lovely country Tanzania

Zuwena: i hear ur fellow calling u Marley, is that ur real name?sorry i have like enough to ask

Me: cool, yeah Marley is my real name, and feel free to ask any, we have time

Zuwena: well i like the gentleman in you, see, one thing about me is, i will not like none this quick, but you, man, i've swallowed all my pride and standards, Marley tell u what, everygirl here likes you, and i wanna be ahead of them, please, be my friend

Kidogo nikatae hili

tongozo mamae😂😂😂

Me: we already are friends Marley,if u like me i like you, so yeah

Zuwena: can i hug u again, i mean, u too addictive, i cant get enough of ur warm hug

Oohooo, mtoto akajaa round hii, haikuwa hug tu peke yake, mtoto anaye yale mavyuma ya kwenye meno

Ya dhahabu, nikawa najisemea nitakuibia haya nikamnunulie mama yangu vitenge, we nizoee😂😂😂

Zuwena: please kiss me, i cant stand you anymore

Mazeeeeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ile nagusa lips za huyu mtoto, ni kama miale ya moto imekatiza mgongoni mwangu

Mtoto anae lips laini kama

sponge iliyoloana, si lips tu zilizokuwa spongy, hayo matiti yake jamani, nyiieeee!!!

Nashusha vufungo vya blauzi yake, ndani kavaa kisidiria flan kusupport kifua chake mujarabu

Nawaza wacha nipime oil one time, nashusha vidole virefu kama vya vampire

Zuwena: do u wanna

break my virgnity with ur fingers Marley, aint u having no dick, i can feel it, use that, please

Ile namnyanyua mtoto nimuweke kwenye meza

Makelele nje

Jamaa: Maaaaarley we Marleeeey mpir unakaribia kuanza bhana njoo kwanza, huyo si tupo

Ikadibi niishie hapa,😂😂😂

Namuaga mtoto, anasema atakuja mpirani kuniona

Zuwena: so u aint just a great debator, u play soccer too??will come and see u, usiondoke bila kuniona, nikupe kitu

Anyways mabumunda, someni kwanza hii na mretweet, tutarudi na part 2

Kaka Yenu

Kaka Bumunda

❤️❤️❤️With love

PART TWO

okey fine mabumunda, tuendelee wanetu ama sio bhana

Kunae mafala hamtaki ku rt huu mchongo sio?haina nouma mbwa ninyi😂😂😂

Okey...

So tukamaliza match ya mpira wa miguu, ambayo tulishinda mbili kwa bila, sifungwagi mimi, ni mzee wa ma clean sheets Olivier Khan😊

Kitu kimoja mnatakiwa mjue, sikumaliza hii match, dakika kama ya sitini tukiongoza, kunae huu mpira umekuja hewani juu juu, naurukia kama ngedere nashuka nao mpaka chini, nazuga nimetua vibaya

Nanyanyuka nikichechema, naupiga nje, nalala chini, anakuja captain

Captain: Marley, vipi unataendelea mzee

Me: nah man, ion think so, i can feel my waist cap

Nafanyiwa sub, huku nje ni vilio tu vya wadada nasikia

Msituuumizieeee jamaniiiiiiii!!!😂😂😂oyaaa

Natoka zangu nje, baada ya kugangwa gangwa kizushi, naelekea kwenye karo moja jirani

Na bweni moja hapo shuleni, ile kama nanawa kizushi

Napata hisia kama kuna hivi vidole laini visivyo na mifupa vinanigusa

And guess what, it was her

Zuwena: im so sorry, u hurt?

Kama anataka kulia hivi

Me: aint even injured Zee, i wanted to hve this moment with you, im okey

Zuwena: come over here

Ananichukua, ananipeleka chumbani kwake, hakuna na roommates yeye, na wanafunzi wote walikuwa uwanjani huko wanaangalia mpira

So we went there, chumbani kwake kama kwa mtoto wa chuo, kunao ma zagazaga, ma nini yale mnaita majitu unachanganya na maziwa

Unakula??hayo hayo sasa, basi kanichanganyia kwenye bakuli niko hapo nakula mtoto ananipigia story zake

Zuwena: so Marley, we jus here in Tanzania for like some time, my pops never wanted to leave me at Singapore to finish school, he's now working on his transfer so we shift to

the US

Namcheki huyu bibie, kwa hizi story ananipa hapa atakuja anipe kesi

Zuwena: i wanted to have u today buh look we dont have time, u will be gone shortly, i wanna my virginity off in a cool environment, some candles, roses, in a dope hotel room, i will arrange of all that

dont stress, yeah

Kimoyo moyo najisemea woooiiiii, candles ya nyoko😂😂😂

Ukimaliza kucheza mpira unakuwaga una mate mazito yale hata hayatemeki, ila ile makitu nilikuwa nakula ilikuwa imesaidia kidogo kufanya nipigike denda😊😊😊

Zuwena: finish those i wanna hug n kiss u

Mzee namaliza kula yale makitu, namkamata namsogeza karibu, kuna kijasho flan nanuka kisela mtoto hajali wala nini

Yupo

Zuwena: and u smell fresh as new notes, ur breathe Marley kwani wewe ni nini?

Namuambia acha kunichocha, shuleni nakula maharagwe mabovu yananipaga

kiungulia😊😊😊

Kitu kinakuja kutugutusha ni honi za magari tuliyokuja nayo

Zuwena: come on Marley, go now, buh before u do, here take this

Bro, nikapewa maboksi kama manne ya yala makitu, na maziwa mapiki tatu, leso mmoja mpya, na bahasha moja ya pink, hivi vyote vilikuwa

kwenye bag lake la pink kubwa

Zuwena: take good care of my backpack, i love it

Namuambia asikonde wala nini.

Nachomoka bwenini huyooo, namuacha mtoto hapo fasi akilengwa na machozi kisoro

Zuwena: u such a gentle being Marley, i love you

I was like whaaaaat, love???😂😂😂

Nafika shule, nafungua kile kijibag, ndani ya bahasha kuna siku yangu ya kwanza, Motorola moja hivi, haina line, kuingalia vizuri ina namba moja humo ndani, kuipiga inaita, naikata najiambia wacha usiku sana ntaipigia

Simu hii uliweza kuipiga kwa nyenzake tu, kulikuwa na ki note

'Baby, that phone is for us to talk, haiwezi kupiga kwa watu wengine, i hope u like it, and seen 100k USD in there, thats for you, take good care of urself, buy yaself some fancy shits, im sorry it had to be that little, promise to send u more when i get my monthly pocket money

from mom the coming week, with love, Zeey❤️❤️❤️❤️'

Nyieeeeeee!!!!!😂😂😂

Nasema mambo si ndo haya sasa wajuba, aanh kmmmmmmmk😂😂

Kuna huyu braza alikuwa mwanangu sana, anaitwa Herman Kihugu, yuko humu ndani, anaishi SA siku hizi, mtoto wa kishua mmoja hivi, ila alikuwa

kamkubali muhuni so, tulikuwa wana @HermesCornel handle yake hiyo kwa wadada wanaotaka mtu aliyeko nje ya nchi, mwenye hela😂😂😂

Herman alikuwa alikuwa jamaa flan kwao kunae mavumba na nini, yeye mwenyewe alikuwa na mabwawa ya samaki kama sita, mshua wake alikuwa contractor wa

ujenzi, akila tenda za kujenga barabara na nini, huko SA, wanaye pesa mbwa haruki

So unajua tena mabrazee, i had to pass Herman thru the story, hakwenda yeye, kitu anapenda kucheza ni basket, unajua tena wa kishua hawa😂😂😂

Ujinga mmoja wa Herman, mi nampa story, unajua tena

mwamba nikisifia kitu, kumbe bwege akaanza kumpenda huyu binti bhana, msengerema sana huyu mwana, kmmk😂

Anyways long story short, tumemaliza form six, michongo ya kusoma sheria Mzumbeni imekwama ikabidi nidondoke zangu Kilima kusoma nilichosoma

Herman akawa kajoin IFM

Bachelor ya ufaka gani sijui, anajua mwenyewe, na kwa bahati mbaya sijui nzuri na Zuwena pia alisoma IFM finance ugoro gani sijui mi nishasahau, ni zamani hata hivo

Semister ya kwanza ikawa poa, Ijumaa zote mpaka Jumapili nashinda Kigamboni kwenye apartiment anaishi bibie

Huko ni bata tu zinaendelea, ni kula misosi na kula misosi mingine pia, basi kama mwana nikawa namualika na Herman tunainjoy sio

So zile house parties na watoto wa kishua kama zote, mitihani yote walikuwa wanafanyisha weekends wale malecturers wa Kilima nilifanya spesho😂

Bhana bhana, kumbe usenge Herman alishamtamani shemeji yake wahuni, kwahyo akawa ananizinguka mwanae, mi nikitoka kuloweka naye analoweka huyu matako, manija huyu😂😂😂

Imeenda mtoto akashindwa kujizuia, kuna siku moja nashangaa kanifuata Kilimani, sasa nashangaa

kafuata nini huyu hall5, hili hall ni nouka aisee, akaja mpaka ndichi, nilikuwa nakaa floor ya tatu

Simuelewi, kama anatoka kulia hivi, hajala, nikashuka kariakoo nkamchukulia maandazi manne ya Bakhresa na Novida kubwa ya buku, this was me spoiling her, msichukulie poa mbwa😂😂

Akala pale, alikuwa ana msemo wake kwamba 'im lowering my standards so we can have US Marley, kwahyo angekula kila nilichompa akifurahi kabisa'

Kala moja na Novida robo, mara akaanza kuniuzia hii habari ambayo ilinikata maini wahuni

Women are mbwa and trash combined😂😂

Zuwena: i have decided i will not do my studies in here my love, im going to SA, nikasome huko kuna chuo mama kanitafutia, IFM kuna uswahili mwingi na sipapendi Kigamboni

Maaan!! Mawazo ya kuwa mjane si mnajua, habari zikanikata mbaya, ikawa nouma sana, that was my worst day

Kweli bhana siku namsindikiza mtoto JKNIA akienda zake SA, nafika namkuta na Herman

Me: oya bro, kuna mtu unampokea nini?

Herman: nah bro, nadondoka SA, nahaka chuo, hapa miyeyusho

Me: mbona hujaniambia lakini man, kunae shida?

Herman: nah, all gud bruv, all good, we cool

Bhana we sina cha kufanya, SouthAfrican Airline iko tayari, gudege kubwa kama Bugando yetu, ikang'oa ndani akiwemo mpenzi wangu Zuwena na mwanangu sana wa damu Herman, wanahama Bongo wanaenda kusoka zao SA

Mtoto wa masikini nirudi Kilima nikamalizane na BAEd yangu, kmmmk😭😭😭

Shit is getting emotional sasa, kinachoendelea huku ni ukweli kabisa

Im in tears,😭😭😭

Nikirudi hapa tutaendelea na PART THREE

Anh, kwanini nimewasimulia hiki kisa aisee, kitanishinda sasa kumalizia😭😭😭

Someni kwanza hiyo, part three baadae kidogo

With love

Kaka Bumunda

PART THREE

Leo tumalizie story sio, ama mnasemaje?

Basi bhana:

Ikapita miaka mingi sana, kama sita ama saba, hivi, bila kusikia kutoka kwa Zuwena wala mwanangu Herman

Kauli ya 'tafuta hela' ikawa ina make sense sana kwa upande wangu, nikijua ni charanga tu zilizoleta yote

Niko zangu kitaa naendelea na mishe mishe zangu, chuo kishaisha, niko zangu TL nascrol down kucheki spana mbili tatu, mara notification kwenye simu yangu, nacheki juu kuna kibox cha email

Naomba omba kazi sana, nikawaza isije kuwa CEO wa kampuni flan kajibu unyama

Basi chap, nafungua, ila cha kushangaza ni email kutoka kwa Herman, mwana si mnamkumbuka

Herman: yoo bro whats gud man, u cool?been a while since we last talked my G, sikia nakuja nyumbani kuoa, nina kama week mbili, nisaidie kaka, ntakwama

Namuuliza Herman- unamuoa Zuwena

Anajibu- hapana kaka, Zuwena tuliachana zamani kidogo kaka, im so sorry man, we have to talk first thing nikidondoka Bongo, alihama hata hivo na chuo alikwenda kumalizia US

Namjibu- niko busy kaka, wacha nicheki kama naweza kukufix kwenye ratiba yangu

Anasema- ntakulipa man

usiwaze kabisa, kuna dola zako elfu 12 tukifanikisha huu mchongo, nisaidie ndugu yangu

Namjibu poa, natoka Mwanza kuelekea Dar, kwa ajili ya shughuli ya huyu mwana ambayo ingefanyika Kahama, kwao huko.

Sio kesi, kweli siku ikafika, wakafika, hotel walipofikia ndipo nilipofikia

Kaja na mkewe, mtoto mmoja wa kikaburu, binti mdogo namcheki kama ama miaka 24-26, mzungu kabisa unaambiwa ila ana umbo la kikinga kabisa, sema ye mrefu, msiniulize hesabu zilizotumika hapa.

Basi sio kesi, natambulishwa kwa mtoto kwamba anaitwa Lizy, mtoto wa tajiri mmoja

anamiliki machimbo ya madini pande za kwa Madiba.

Kitu kimoja kilitokea, Herman ikibidi awahi kwenda Shinyanga, akashughulikie issues za kanisani na kuwapanga ndugu kadhaa ili mchongo usiwe mchongoma, hawakuchangisha kitu, hivo nduguze wasukuma walikuwa kama wamewazilia hivi.

So sababu alikuwa na umbo kama langu- tulilingana exactly, so ilibidi nibaki town kwa ajili ya kufanya fitting ya nguo yeye pamoja na huyu mkewe.

Boya katoka SA hajanunua hata nguo, u can imagine.

Poa mi sina nouma ikabidi nibaki na huyu dada pamoja na ndugu zake wawili wa kike

Tukimaliza habari za mavazi na kuwasubiri wazazi wake ili waibuke, tudake ndege ya kukodi, niwadondoshe Kahama sababu mimi nilipajua kijijini kwao Herman.

Ikawa poa, so akamuaga mke ake mtarajiwa yeye akasepa akatuacha.

😂😂😂Sikuwa nimewahi kumkula mzungu before😋😋😋

So i was like okeeeeey, Muumba na asaidie haya majaribu

Siku tunampeleka Herman uwanja wa ndege ili apate flight ya Mwanza, kumbukumbu za siku wanaondoka yeye na Zuwena zilirudi, moyo wangu uliuma sana, nikawa namcheki mwana hata simmalizi aisee.

Akapata flight akasepa

Tuko kwenye gari mi na bibie tunageuka hotelini, kimya kimetanda, mara

Lizy: so u this quite Marley?Herms has been telling me that u talk alot

Me: yeah i do, i talk a bit..

Lizy: then we should try get along Marley, its just the two of us, my sis have gonne to Zanzibar

please we must talk

Me: okey okey, no problems

Kula chuma mpaka kwenye hotel tulipokuwa tumekaa, anaingia chumbani kwao, naingia chumbani kwangu, havikuwa mbali sana vyumba vyetu so ikawa poa

Jioni jioni nimetoka kupiga zangu push up hapo chumbani nataka nikaoge mara hodi

Me: hey i havent ordered nothing, check to some other rooms

Lizy: its me Marley, may i come in

Me: ooh so its u, naenda kufungua huku nikiwa naikaza taulo yangu poa

Lizy: wooh, so u work out annh?

Me: yeah, u know!

Lizy: cool, its healthy that way, that keeps u guys in shape

Me: karibu, a drink?

Lizy: i do not drink Marley(anasema baada ya kuona spirits flan mezani) i am a daughter of a priest, my dad apart from being a wealthy businessman he is also a priest, we dont drink at home

Me: u can have water thou, no p

Lizy: yeah sure water will do

Namletea maji pale chupa mbili ya baridi na moto, ajimixie kama anatumia voda.

Kipindi anakunywa naelekea zangu kuoga, narudi namkuta bado anakunywa maji pale

Me: so tell me about how it is like to be from a devoted christian family

Lizy: well its just normal you knoe

Me: i dont know none

Lizy: i meant, anajichekesha, just like anyother family, u be growing know who God truly is and you know, try to make urself a good servant of the Lord and most importantly to make ya body a temple where he can live and have peace.

Me: what do u mean?

Lizy: well like for example u be abstaining from having marital affairs before marriage, sex, u know??

Me: wait, so u mean??!!

Lizy: yeah, that

Hapa ndo nikaja kumuona mwanangu Herman ni kiazi, yaani anataka kuoa na hajala mzigo, ana ufala, niakuchuna

Lizy: and Marley are we not having dinner today?

Me: i will have dinner, ion know none about you

Lizy: thats what i was saying, like we have dinner together

Me: ooh really?

Lizy: yeah, matter of fact i will just call ur bro to tell hik that, this very now

Me: cool, no p

Basi mtoto akampigia simu bwana ake kumueleza kwamba atakuwa anapata dinner na mimi leo

Herman akanicheki kuconfirm, nikamwambia ni kama hivo, au kama anaonaje tu abort mchongo

Herman: no no man, u guys go have some together, take care of my woman man, i trust you

Me: i gatchu

Mtoto kaenda, kajipara mwenyewe, kavaa gauni lake refu la rangi nyekundu, viatu virefu

Ile nampitia chumbani kwao nikamkuta kacomplicate mambo

Me: heeeey, cant u just be normal, not with all that makitu on

Lizy: if u not like this i'll change them, welcome in

Naingia ndani, anatoa gauni lake hapo mbele yangu

Lizy: do u mind?

Me: nah, not at all, im okey

Bhana we, mtoto mweupe kama kitimoto unaambiwa😂😂

Namcheki kiwizi nasema, dah, chombo kipyaaa, kilometa zero kabisa

Akamaliza, tukatoka, tunafika parking, yupo

Lizy: what hotel?

Me: enough with the hotel things ma, we going somewhere, i hope u will like that place

Lizy: okey, u the boss

Nang'oa kitu naelekea pande za mabiboni, kunae masista wangu flan wa kihaya walikuwa na kihotel chao wanapikaga misosi mikali laana

Naagiza ugali mkubwa samaki wa

kukaanga, mkubwa kuliko matatizo yako bumunda😂😂😂

Mtoto anasema atakula matoke

Chap tunafakamia diko letu kiroho sayona, tunamaliza

Me: u enjoyed the meal?

Lizy: absolutely, the meal was okey, thank you Marley, feel like having some wine or some

Me: buh you said...?

Lizy: i know what i said Marley, take me to a place where i can find wine, aint u drinking?

Me: well dont drink and drive, u know the say huh?

Lizy: whatever boss, we live once, lets have some to drink we shall boarder an uber on our way back

Basi ikawa hivo wahuni

Mpeleka chimbo moja, mtoto anakula zake wine huku nakula zangu makitu magumu magumu

Mnasema wines zinatia nyege?mi sijui hata, kitu pekee najua ni huyu binti alinibadilikia mpaka ikawa sio poa, mara kanyanyuka kucheza, mara kanikiss shingoni, ili mradi vurugu

Basi, Lizy akawa kama patwana na mashetani aisee, haelewi kitu hata anafanya

Nikaona isiwe kesi nikamkokota kwenye ndinga turudi zetu hotelini

Humo ndani haishi mahangaiko, mi nikamuacha aisee, nilichoka😂😂😂kumkataza

Ninyi mngeweza aisee??😂😂😂

Basi zikapigwa BJ za kushato sana hapo ndichi, kufika hotelini sijabaki na shahawa hata moja unaambiwa

Nampeleka chumbani kwake hataki, anaogopa kulala peke yake anasema Bongo kuna wachawi

Kimoyomoyo nasema hujawahi kuona wachawi wewe, njoo uone huku chumbani kwangu.

Mtoto mpya wana mnaambiwa, mpyaaaaa, mi nikala hili embe bichi kwa chumvi, Herman atajua mwenyewe

Tumemaliza pale asubuhi kila mtu akaelekea chumbani kwake

Baadae kidogo naamshwa na text kutoka kwake

Lizy: marley, thank you, if u want it again, say a word.

Man, fit ins zikaisha, wazazi wake wakaja, tukasepa tukaenda zetu Kahama

Kuna hii siku walikuwa wanacome clean kuhusu maisha yao kabla ya kuoana kesho yake, Lizy akamchana mwamba kwamba yeye sio bikra tena

Jama akajaa upepo anauliza ilikuwaje, demu wake anamuambia

Lizy: ask Marley, i dont know what happened

Nilishakula dolla zangu 12 elfu, aliniongezea na dola elfu tatu zikawa 15

Jamaa anakuja kapanic anauliza

Herman- kwani ilikuwa Marley, mbona mi simuelewi Lizy?

Nkamwambia

Me: IT WAS JUS A DINNER DATE, hakikutokea kitu.

Kila kubwa ina kubwa yake, jamaa akamuoa Lizy hivo hivo, Lizy alianza biashara ya kuuza spicey kutoka Zanzibar, kwahyo akawa anakuja sana Bongo, na kama kawaida mi napona kila time akija

Herman atajua mwenyewe kama alijua ama hakujua

Maisha ni haya haya au ninyi mnasemaje??

Kama una ushauri kuhusu nilichokifanya andika hapo chini, kumbuka kumshauri na Herman kwanza kwa alichokifanya kwangu

Thats all it for today mabumunda

Thank you for taking ur precious time and read this

With Love

Kaka Bumunda
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