Seeing as everyone's getting confused, here is the UK #Covid19 Tier system explained in full
Tier 1: Medium
- 10pm curfew for bars, pubs and restaurants
- Gatherings of more than six people banned, apart from some settings such as funerals and weddings
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Tier 1: Medium
- 10pm curfew for bars, pubs and restaurants
- Gatherings of more than six people banned, apart from some settings such as funerals and weddings
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Tier 1+: Medium rare
- 10pm curfew for bars etc. but 11pm curfew for staggering in the street
- You can no longer go to a wedding without a gift valued under £40
- Christenings only on alternate Sundays
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- 10pm curfew for bars etc. but 11pm curfew for staggering in the street
- You can no longer go to a wedding without a gift valued under £40
- Christenings only on alternate Sundays
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Tier 1b: Medium well
- Pubs close at 10, but all bar staff have to say "don't you think you've had enough?" to every customer served after 8pm
- All supermarket trolleys must now have squeaky wheels
- All wedding cards must be incinerated immediately after opening
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- Pubs close at 10, but all bar staff have to say "don't you think you've had enough?" to every customer served after 8pm
- All supermarket trolleys must now have squeaky wheels
- All wedding cards must be incinerated immediately after opening
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Tier 1n: Medium squared
- You can go to the pub until 9:47pm, but you can't talk about weddings or funerals while there
- Postal workers must be sanitised after each shift
- Must maintain a 2m distance from pigeons at all times
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- You can go to the pub until 9:47pm, but you can't talk about weddings or funerals while there
- Postal workers must be sanitised after each shift
- Must maintain a 2m distance from pigeons at all times
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Tier 1Ɣ: Medium muidem
- You can go to the pub until 9:83pm, but you can't think about doing that
- Yellow autumn leaves are banned
- Communication with neighbours limited to tapping Morse code on adjoining walls
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- You can go to the pub until 9:83pm, but you can't think about doing that
- Yellow autumn leaves are banned
- Communication with neighbours limited to tapping Morse code on adjoining walls
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Tier 2 - High:
- Mixing of households indoors not allowed
- Rule of six applies to private gardens and outdoor spaces - social distancing rules also apply
- Pubs and restaurants remain open, but no mixing of households inside and 10pm curfew
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- Mixing of households indoors not allowed
- Rule of six applies to private gardens and outdoor spaces - social distancing rules also apply
- Pubs and restaurants remain open, but no mixing of households inside and 10pm curfew
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Tier 2c: High brow
- No making eye contact with the neighbours.
- You can meet other households in restaurants, as long as you use cutlery no less than 2m in length, like that Heaven/Hell metaphor
- Strong cheeses not allowed in public spaces
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- No making eye contact with the neighbours.
- You can meet other households in restaurants, as long as you use cutlery no less than 2m in length, like that Heaven/Hell metaphor
- Strong cheeses not allowed in public spaces
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Tier 2.3: High fidelity
- You never liked your neighbours anyway. Don't go borrowing anything
- Pubs close at 10pm, but can only open at 9:35pm, and can only serve elaborate cocktails
- You must work from home. Yes, even if you're a firefighter.
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- You never liked your neighbours anyway. Don't go borrowing anything
- Pubs close at 10pm, but can only open at 9:35pm, and can only serve elaborate cocktails
- You must work from home. Yes, even if you're a firefighter.
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Tier 2.000006: Oh High Mark
- You can hug your children 3 times a day, maximum
- Outdoor sports are restricted to polo, fox hunting and dogging
- There are no other households, only ZUUL
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- You can hug your children 3 times a day, maximum
- Outdoor sports are restricted to polo, fox hunting and dogging
- There are no other households, only ZUUL
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Tier 3 - Very high:
- No mixing of households indoors and outdoors, including in private gardens
- Pubs and bars to close
- Restaurants, and pubs that can operate as restaurants, allowed to stay open
- No wedding receptions
- Avoid non-essential travel
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- No mixing of households indoors and outdoors, including in private gardens
- Pubs and bars to close
- Restaurants, and pubs that can operate as restaurants, allowed to stay open
- No wedding receptions
- Avoid non-essential travel
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Tier 3.3333333333333: Very High and Dry
- Smoking in graveyards is banned
- Gyms can open as long as you hoard your own sweat to make home brew from, as the pubs are closed
- Trespassers must be shot on sight
- Greggs sausage rolls are now legal tender
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- Smoking in graveyards is banned
- Gyms can open as long as you hoard your own sweat to make home brew from, as the pubs are closed
- Trespassers must be shot on sight
- Greggs sausage rolls are now legal tender
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Tier 3TJ: Very High high high Delilah
- Pubs must be burned down and the ashes urinated on
- Sleep in the basement. Don't have a basement? Start digging
- Space suits must be worn at the supermarket at all time
- Rats are edible, don't you know
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- Pubs must be burned down and the ashes urinated on
- Sleep in the basement. Don't have a basement? Start digging
- Space suits must be worn at the supermarket at all time
- Rats are edible, don't you know
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Tier 3Ɛ: Very Highlander
- If you strike down another person with Covid, you gain their powers
- Speed of sound reduced to 50mph
- Don't look at the sky, that's only for the wealthy!
- Anyone earning less than £40k must learn to photosynthesise
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- If you strike down another person with Covid, you gain their powers
- Speed of sound reduced to 50mph
- Don't look at the sky, that's only for the wealthy!
- Anyone earning less than £40k must learn to photosynthesise
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Right, so is everyone clear now?
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