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31 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Realized I had one more @orangetheory Hell Week class to fit in tomorrow morning to get my tank top, which is v. important to me. All the classes have waitlists! Solution: Sign up for 6 am Saturday and watch the waitlist faaaaaade away Friday night.
I’m No. 1 on the waitlist. What do we think? In by midnight or I gotta get up tomorrow morning and stake out the joint?
In! Now, I just have to get up at 530 to work out. 😭
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