Let’s do some Halloween throwback just for fun. It is one of my favorite daaaaaayyyysss! Hocus Pocus, natch.
That time I made my poor 3-month-old be a dragon in the cold and she was... displeased. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Baby Nick Fury is a fave.
Zoya the Destroya and two peacocks. I’ve been mommy shamed and commie shamed for this costume, but she’s a fictional wrestler, everyone, and she’s the heel!
This was a hard Halloween. My husband had died a month before this picture. You can see, I’m very pregnant & have no costume. I was DETERMINED not to let this day go by without celebration. My toddler was not cooperative as I wrestled her into this handmade Gizmo costume.
That week, I had gone to the fabric store on a mission for supplies, and I was BARELY holding it together. It took a long time to get the fabric cut, & the line was slow, & I was about to cry & leave bc grief & pregnancy are exhausting. And a lady in line let me jump her.
She could probably tell I was, to put it charitably, having a day. Her kindness is the reason I came home w that fabric that day & got my kid in this costume, & it was so important to me. I will never forget it.
That was an unintended digression, but a good reminder during this week in this very stressful year that you never know what people are up against.
Okay, back to costumes. My Little Ponies! Rainbow Dash forever.

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