Let’s do some Halloween throwback just for fun. It is one of my favorite daaaaaayyyysss! Hocus Pocus, natch.
That time I made my poor 3-month-old be a dragon in the cold and she was... displeased. 🤷🏻♀️
Baby Nick Fury is a fave.
Zoya the Destroya and two peacocks. I’ve been mommy shamed and commie shamed for this costume, but she’s a fictional wrestler, everyone, and she’s the heel!
This was a hard Halloween. My husband had died a month before this picture. You can see, I’m very pregnant & have no costume. I was DETERMINED not to let this day go by without celebration. My toddler was not cooperative as I wrestled her into this handmade Gizmo costume.
That week, I had gone to the fabric store on a mission for supplies, and I was BARELY holding it together. It took a long time to get the fabric cut, & the line was slow, & I was about to cry & leave bc grief & pregnancy are exhausting. And a lady in line let me jump her.
She could probably tell I was, to put it charitably, having a day. Her kindness is the reason I came home w that fabric that day & got my kid in this costume, & it was so important to me. I will never forget it.
That was an unintended digression, but a good reminder during this week in this very stressful year that you never know what people are up against.
Okay, back to costumes. My Little Ponies! Rainbow Dash forever.
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Realized I had one more @orangetheory Hell Week class to fit in tomorrow morning to get my tank top, which is v. important to me. All the classes have waitlists! Solution: Sign up for 6 am Saturday and watch the waitlist faaaaaade away Friday night.
I’m No. 1 on the waitlist. What do we think? In by midnight or I gotta get up tomorrow morning and stake out the joint?
In! Now, I just have to get up at 530 to work out. 😭
On a very special night, as long as everyone wears black, if one industry of rampant perversion lectures another industry of rampant perversion super self-righteously, all the perversion is solved.
Gal Gadot is a perfect human. We don’t deserve her protection. #goldenglobes
Oh, hi, @TheRock! There are two perfect humans on stage. We don’t deserve their protection.