At the end of August the government updated (pretty much all of) their guidance for schools a few days before schools reopened after the summer. Leaving them with the bank holiday weekend to prepare.
The electoral college was a fine idea in theory, 230 years ago. But it broke down within a few years.
After two centuries of tinkering with local and national rules it's just a confusing mess that bears no resemblance to the original idea.
In an increasingly polarised two party system, where 48 out of 50 states give all their electors to the candidate who gets the most votes, it's horribly broken.
All the effort usually goes into fighting a handful of "battleground states" while everyone else is taken for granted.
This week's Test & Trace report is out, showing cases continuing to rise last week, despite a dip in testing.
Test turnaround times continued to improve, but both testing and contact tracing are still performing far below the levels they need to reach to be effective.
The government claimed big increases in lab capacity last week, but the number of tests done and people tested in England actually dipped slightly compared to the previous week.
Despite this more people tested positive, leading to another rise in positivity rates.
In fact, the only Pillar 2 testing that went up was "Satellite" tests, which is mostly regular screening of asymptomatic care home staff and residents.
If you strip repeat tests out, the positivity rate for people tested for the first time in the community reached almost 24%!
They say 232 of 482 English hospitals had NO covid patients on October 27th.
But the vast majority of those have NEVER had covid patients, because they're private hospitals, mental health units, specialist hospitals etc, many with no general or acute care beds to put them in!
175 of the 232 hospitals without covid patients are private hospitals (including cosmetic surgeries and mental health centres).
Unsurprisingly, 170 of them haven't had a single covid patient in at least the last 3 months. Because that's not what private hospitals generally do.
The government claims to have hit its target of expanding lab capacity to 500,000 "virus" tests a day.
As with their 100,000 tests a day target in April though, there's been a rather suspicious last minute surge to reach the target which, just a week ago, looked hopeless.
Back in April the government pulled this off by counting 40,000 tests they'd put in the post as "done", even though they hadn't been used and actually processed in a lab yet.
In fact, we now know they didn't really hit 100,000 tests a day until May 20th.
But the 394 flu deaths for this year (up to August 31st) is the ONS figure for the number of death certificates which specifically listed influenza as the underlying cause of death.
People who died "from flu not with flu", as covid sceptics would put it.
The other is the Chairman of the Conservative Party.
Spot the difference:
Tom Newton Dunn of Times Radio (and formerly the Sun) seems to have edged the field, managing to copy and paste the latest message from Dominic Cummings (sorry, Sr Guv Source) at 19:46.