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5 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
If an insider could leak me a copy of the AWS Approved bone-in ham, that would be terrific.

Thank you in advance.
“I can’t give you a copy of it; it wouldn’t be kosher.”
If I give a talk using The Ham then AWS might pressure Twitter to bánh mì.
This terrible pun was endorsed by Amazon Snowball.
(Yes, that’s a reference to George Orwell’s “Animal Device Farm.”)

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Middle of the night alert from my @Synology. "Security risk found!"

The risk in question: I haven't bound SSH to a non-standard port.
Security myth: binding SSH to a non-standard port is somehow safer.

In practice, use keypair auth only; then the only benefit of a non-standard port is that your logs don't fill up with brute force attempts.
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22 Oct
It's time again for a "Cooking with Corey" tweet thread, since I still have to eat while out on parental leave.

I'm no @darth, but today's episode focuses on potato chips. Let's begin.
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Anomaly Detection for @awscloud bills is stupidly hard to get right. I’m optimistic about what they’ve built—now let’s see how it works in the wild! aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws-cost…
Me: “How hard could it possibly be?!”
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