small PA update
Biden: 3,235,776
Tr*mp: 3,277,918
Tr*mp's lead is 42,142, down 36 from the last update (obvs this batch was smaller)
Biden: 3,235,776
Tr*mp: 3,277,918
Tr*mp's lead is 42,142, down 36 from the last update (obvs this batch was smaller)
GA UPDAAAAAAAAAATE (repost bc typo)
Biden: 2,445,321
Tr*mp: 2,447,223
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 1,902 (down 595 from last update)
Biden: 2,445,321
Tr*mp: 2,447,223
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 1,902 (down 595 from last update)
(sorry for the typo, guys, it's been a long couple of days with not a lot of sleep 😅)
PA update
they're going to keep counting into the night
based on the totals and ratios that the poll workers are seeing, they are predicting Biden will pass Tr*mp at 4 or 5 AM
NOBODY PANIC
they're going to keep counting into the night
based on the totals and ratios that the poll workers are seeing, they are predicting Biden will pass Tr*mp at 4 or 5 AM
NOBODY PANIC
(obvs that's 4 or 5 AM Eastern time, so 1 or 2 AM for us on the Pacific coast)
that small update out of PA earlier was 1,452 votes
guessing small red county(?) since Biden and Tr*mp split it 49-51%
guessing small red county(?) since Biden and Tr*mp split it 49-51%
GA update -- 16,000 votes outstanding in GA as a whole
Clayton County want to have final results by midnight EST
They have 5,700 votes left to count
if Biden gets 72% of those votes ALONE (not GA, just clayton) he'll catch up to Tr*mp
HE'S CURRENTLY GETTING 85% IN THAT COUNTY
Clayton County want to have final results by midnight EST
They have 5,700 votes left to count
if Biden gets 72% of those votes ALONE (not GA, just clayton) he'll catch up to Tr*mp
HE'S CURRENTLY GETTING 85% IN THAT COUNTY
GA update
Biden: 2,445,540
Tr*mp: 2,447,337
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 1,797 -- DOWN 105 FROM 20 MIN AGO
Biden: 2,445,540
Tr*mp: 2,447,337
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 1,797 -- DOWN 105 FROM 20 MIN AGO
okay, gonna disappear for a very quick, very hot shower bc my hair is nasty and I'm freezing
NOBODY DO ANYTHING COOL WITHOUT ME
NOBODY DO ANYTHING COOL WITHOUT ME
OKAY I'M BACK
PA update
Biden: 3,237,391
Tr*mp: 3,278,696
Tr*mp's lead is 41,305 -- down 837 from 45 min ago
Biden: 3,237,391
Tr*mp: 3,278,696
Tr*mp's lead is 41,305 -- down 837 from 45 min ago
PA update
Biden: 3,243,736
Tr*mp: 3,280,308
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 36,572 -- down 4,733 from 5 minutes ago
Biden: 3,243,736
Tr*mp: 3,280,308
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 36,572 -- down 4,733 from 5 minutes ago
small AZ update
Biden: 1,529,109
Tr*mp: 1,482,442
Biden's lead is 46,667 -- up 410 from the last update
Biden: 1,529,109
Tr*mp: 1,482,442
Biden's lead is 46,667 -- up 410 from the last update
small GA update
Biden: 2,445,568
Tr*mp: 2,447,343
Tr*mp's lead is 1,775 -- down 22 from half an hour ago
Biden: 2,445,568
Tr*mp: 2,447,343
Tr*mp's lead is 1,775 -- down 22 from half an hour ago
PA update
Biden: 3,255,729
Tr*mp: 3,282,048
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 26,319 -- 10,253 down from 7 minutes okay holy gods IT'S HAPPENING
Biden: 3,255,729
Tr*mp: 3,282,048
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 26,319 -- 10,253 down from 7 minutes okay holy gods IT'S HAPPENING
Guys, this ratio is WILD
Since I last calculated, PA added 24,083 ballots to the count
Biden won 19,953 -- 83% of those vooooooootes
Tr*mp won 4,130 -- 17% of those votes
Since I last calculated, PA added 24,083 ballots to the count
Biden won 19,953 -- 83% of those vooooooootes
Tr*mp won 4,130 -- 17% of those votes
Biden is currently winning the popular vote by 4,064,594
Biden: 73,693,812
Tr*mp: 69,629,218
my shitlist of 69M+ people grows hourly
Biden: 73,693,812
Tr*mp: 69,629,218
my shitlist of 69M+ people grows hourly
GA update
14,000 votes still need to be counted
Biden is only down 1,775, and he only needs 57% of the remaining votes to catch up
14,000 votes still need to be counted
Biden is only down 1,775, and he only needs 57% of the remaining votes to catch up
note that this does NOT include provisional votes
and a reminder that we don't know how many military votes will come in tomorrow (the deadline for them)
and a reminder that we don't know how many military votes will come in tomorrow (the deadline for them)
GA update
Biden: 2,446,211
Tr*mp: 2,448,016
Tr*mp's lead is now 1,805 -- up 30 from the last update
Gwinnett County is done counting for tonight, along with 7 or 8 other counties that have not reported
Biden: 2,446,211
Tr*mp: 2,448,016
Tr*mp's lead is now 1,805 -- up 30 from the last update
Gwinnett County is done counting for tonight, along with 7 or 8 other counties that have not reported
apparently Tr*mp's aides really REALLY tried to get him to keep a low profile -- and REALLY didn't want him to say any of his nonsense
lulz
lulz
An aide has said that Tr*mp just plans to try to be as much of an irritant in the side of Joe Biden as he can if he loses
as for the Tr*mp family, they want to be/stay big players in R*publican politics even if they lose
kind of hard to do that from jail, but hey you do you
as for the Tr*mp family, they want to be/stay big players in R*publican politics even if they lose
kind of hard to do that from jail, but hey you do you
Every time Rick Santorum comes onto my screen, I ask CNN why tf Rick Santorum is on my screen
Why is Lindsay Graham on my screen, and why is he saying "Philadelphia elections are crooked as a snake"
PA update
Biden: 3,258,548
Tr*mp: 3,283,032
Tr*mp's lead is down to 24,484 -- down 1,835 from 55 min ago
Biden: 3,258,548
Tr*mp: 3,283,032
Tr*mp's lead is down to 24,484 -- down 1,835 from 55 min ago
3,803 ballots tallied
Biden won 2,819 -- 74% of those votes
Tr*mp won 984 --25.8% of those votes
dat sweet SWEET ratio bb
Biden won 2,819 -- 74% of those votes
Tr*mp won 984 --25.8% of those votes
dat sweet SWEET ratio bb
AZ update
300,000 ballots to go
200,000 of them are in Maricopa County
tomorrow morning's results -- 75K or so -- will include mail-in ballots that were dropped off
(Tr*mp would have to win 59% of the rest of the votes to catch up)
300,000 ballots to go
200,000 of them are in Maricopa County
tomorrow morning's results -- 75K or so -- will include mail-in ballots that were dropped off
(Tr*mp would have to win 59% of the rest of the votes to catch up)
GA update
Clayton County will be releasing several thousand votes tonight (no set time) -- this is a county Biden is winning by 75,312 with 84.9% of the vote
Clayton County will be releasing several thousand votes tonight (no set time) -- this is a county Biden is winning by 75,312 with 84.9% of the vote
PA update
Biden: 3,259,437
Tr*mp: 3,283,390
Tr*mp's lead is 23,953 -- down 531 from 15 minutes ago
Biden: 3,259,437
Tr*mp: 3,283,390
Tr*mp's lead is 23,953 -- down 531 from 15 minutes ago
1,247 ballots tallied
Biden won 889 -- 71.3%
Tr*mp won 358 -- 28.7%
teh ray-shee-ohhhhh
Biden won 889 -- 71.3%
Tr*mp won 358 -- 28.7%
teh ray-shee-ohhhhh
PA update
Biden: 3,262,869
Tr*mp: 3,285,445
Tr*mp's lead is 22,576 -- down 1,377 from 5 minutes ago
Biden: 3,262,869
Tr*mp: 3,285,445
Tr*mp's lead is 22,576 -- down 1,377 from 5 minutes ago
5,487 ballots added
Biden won 3,432 -- 62.5% of those
Tr*mp won 2,055 -- 37.5% of those
still a good ratio for Biden
Biden won 3,432 -- 62.5% of those
Tr*mp won 2,055 -- 37.5% of those
still a good ratio for Biden
reminder that Tr*mp was up like 600,000 in PA less than 48 hours ago 🤣
mood rn ngl
GEORGIA GIVE ME NUMBERS
PENNSYLVANIA, I SWEAR I WON'T MAKE FUN OF CARSON WENTZ
PENNSYLVANIA, I SWEAR I WON'T MAKE FUN OF CARSON WENTZ
GA update
Gwinnett County has finished adjudicating all ballots, but they are not releasing the numbers until tomorrow morning (no, I don't have a set time) because everyone has gone home
Gwinnett County has finished adjudicating all ballots, but they are not releasing the numbers until tomorrow morning (no, I don't have a set time) because everyone has gone home
AZ update
former Obama advisor predicts that AZ will continue to narrow and that Biden could win AZ by as little as 15,000-20,000 votes
former Obama advisor predicts that AZ will continue to narrow and that Biden could win AZ by as little as 15,000-20,000 votes
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! AZ update
Biden: 1,532,062
Tr*mp: 1,485,010
Biden leads by 47,052 -- up 385 from an hour ago
Biden: 1,532,062
Tr*mp: 1,485,010
Biden leads by 47,052 -- up 385 from an hour ago
5,521 ballots just tallied in AZ
Biden won 2,953 -- 53.5% of those votes
Tr*mp won 2,568 -- 46.5% of those votes
YES WE ARE NOT BLEEDING RN
Biden won 2,953 -- 53.5% of those votes
Tr*mp won 2,568 -- 46.5% of those votes
YES WE ARE NOT BLEEDING RN
NV update
190,000 ballots still to count state-wide
90% of those votes are from Clark County and are mail ballots (thus far, they've gone 2:1 for Biden)
at 9 AM pacific, they plan to drop 51,000 votes on us
190,000 ballots still to count state-wide
90% of those votes are from Clark County and are mail ballots (thus far, they've gone 2:1 for Biden)
at 9 AM pacific, they plan to drop 51,000 votes on us
Just a reminder as to the hard vote leads right now
GA: 1,805 Tr*mp
NV: 11,438 Biden
PA: 22,576 Tr*mp
AZ: 47,052 Biden
GA: 1,805 Tr*mp
NV: 11,438 Biden
PA: 22,576 Tr*mp
AZ: 47,052 Biden
okay, breathing break
relax your shoulders
unclench your jaw
roll your neck both ways
B R E A T H E
relax your shoulders
unclench your jaw
roll your neck both ways
B R E A T H E
Tiny GA update dump
117 votes for Biden
21 votes for Tr*mp
Tr*mp's lead is 1,709 -- down 96 from the previous dump
117 votes for Biden
21 votes for Tr*mp
Tr*mp's lead is 1,709 -- down 96 from the previous dump
The WaPo is reporting that Tr*mp is "angry and despondent as possible defeat looms"
that's so sad alexa play despacito on a tiny violin
that's so sad alexa play despacito on a tiny violin
imnotgonnalosemyshitimnotgonnalosemyshitimnotgonnalosemyshit
PA update
Delaware County has turned off the lights in their counting facility RIP us
Philly, however, is working through the night because they have compassion for our poor nerves
All*gheny is counting tomorrow too
PA update
Delaware County has turned off the lights in their counting facility RIP us
Philly, however, is working through the night because they have compassion for our poor nerves
All*gheny is counting tomorrow too
8.5 hours until Maricopa County dumps all those numbers on us R I P
59,000 absentee ballots left to count in Philly -- Biden is getting 80.4% of the NORMAL vote . . . but he's been getting 91% of the absentees
PHILLY COULD LEGIT JUST GIVE US A PRESIDENT COME ON YOU BROTHERLY EAGLE LOVERS
PHILLY COULD LEGIT JUST GIVE US A PRESIDENT COME ON YOU BROTHERLY EAGLE LOVERS
former governor of PA predicts, based on trends, that Biden will carry PA by 60,000-80,000 votes
from his lips to God's ears
from his lips to God's ears
SCARY PA UPDATE
Philly police, acting on a tip, have arrested several people (and found at least one weapon) who were plotting to attack the convention center where the count was going on
Not a lot of details yet, but that's what I've got
Philly police, acting on a tip, have arrested several people (and found at least one weapon) who were plotting to attack the convention center where the count was going on
Not a lot of details yet, but that's what I've got
I'll let you know the second I know something
PA update
Biden: 3,267,942
Tr*mp: 3,286,171
Tr*mp's lead is 18,229 -- down 4,347 from last update O.O
Biden: 3,267,942
Tr*mp: 3,286,171
Tr*mp's lead is 18,229 -- down 4,347 from last update O.O
GA update
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 1,479 -- DOWN ANOTHER 230
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 1,479 -- DOWN ANOTHER 230
GA update (thanks for alerting me, @XiranJayZhao!) just confirmed by multiple sources
Biden: 2,446,814
Tr*mp: 2,448,081
TR*MP'S
LEAD
IS
1,267
Biden: 2,446,814
Tr*mp: 2,448,081
TR*MP'S
LEAD
IS
1,267
I've had this bottle of non-alc sparkling blush on my nightstand for three days I WANNA OPEN IT
okay
everybody breathe
everybody breathe
wait -- CNN just mentioned someone N*wt Gingrich said
N*wt Gingrich is still relevant??
N*wt Gingrich is still alive???????
N*wt Gingrich is still relevant??
N*wt Gingrich is still alive???????
just a note -- watching all of this and doomscrolling is way better with the SW or Mass Effect soundtracks in the background
DOOM also works
DOOM also works
or, I mean, if you're having one of those days, I suggest nature sounds or chill vibe music
Biden Campaign update
They're still feeling good about GA, PA, AZ, and NV, so they're basically planning on hitting 270 today (Friday)
They're still feeling good about GA, PA, AZ, and NV, so they're basically planning on hitting 270 today (Friday)
look, maybe I'm just losing it, but every time I see one of the news guys who've been up all night drawing with their fingers on their little magic boards, this is all I see
all right, everyone
while we're waiting for more numbers, respond with a gif that describes your current mental state
while we're waiting for more numbers, respond with a gif that describes your current mental state
So Al*x Jones (out of state provocateur) is leading a hundred or so people, some armed -- yet again -- outside the Maricopa County Elections office
after getting threats in the newsroom, reporters have ballistic vests on and are standing verrrrrrry far away
after getting threats in the newsroom, reporters have ballistic vests on and are standing verrrrrrry far away
looks like someone's up watching some 2 AM tv 🤣🤣🤣
sucks when you can't jack off to your numbers
sucks when you can't jack off to your numbers
Tr*mp: ILLEGAL VOTES I SHOULD WIN SO UNFAIR STOP THE COUNT
The Count: 🖕
The Count: 🖕
GA update
Biden: 2,447,518
Tr*mp: 2,448,183
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 665 -- down 602 from the last update!
THANK YOU, CLAYTON COUNTY
Biden: 2,447,518
Tr*mp: 2,448,183
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 665 -- down 602 from the last update!
THANK YOU, CLAYTON COUNTY
THERE ARE STILL AT LEAST 1500 VOTES LEFT IN CLAYTON COUNTY BIDEN COULD LEGIT PASS HIM JUST WITH THESE ONES
we are all Katara
unless we are Zuko
or . . . eh, por que no los dos
or . . . eh, por que no los dos
MSNBC anchor just said "wait, what day is it?" and I have never related so much
MSNBC says there are 160,000 votes left to count in PA -- he's pretty tired, and so am I, but I trust him
btw, guys, I really do appreciate so much every single one of you who've supported me and bought me a ko-fi -- when this shitshow is over, I'm going to shout-out and thank each one of you individually, I promise 🙏
oh my gods, Adam the MSNBC Producer is my new best friend
he's hiding behind the magic wall board with a computer, and any time there is literally any update in vote counts, he gets a quick alert with which county, totals, and breakdown and he yells in the analyst's ear 🤣
he's hiding behind the magic wall board with a computer, and any time there is literally any update in vote counts, he gets a quick alert with which county, totals, and breakdown and he yells in the analyst's ear 🤣
Adam is me except I'm in my pajamas and have a bowl of ñoquis next to me while I feverishly crunch numbers in 11 tabs
completely unrelated, I want an adaptation of A Muppet Christmas Carol where The Count haunts Tr*mp as the ghost of ballots past
except, you know, no happy ending for him
he's so freaked out that he gives away all (little) of his money and yeets himself into the sun
except, you know, no happy ending for him
he's so freaked out that he gives away all (little) of his money and yeets himself into the sun
on a more serious note, CNN is pointing out that Stacey Abrams is an absolute hero -- between 2018 and today, she and her team registered over 800,000 people to vote in GA 😱😱😱
MSNBC anchor: SORRY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE TWITCHY IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN NUMBERS FROM PHILLY IN H O U R S
I'm feeling such kinship with these loopy, exhausted children
sure, I'm up and loopy too, but I don't have to wear makeup or clothes
I'm feeling such kinship with these loopy, exhausted children
sure, I'm up and loopy too, but I don't have to wear makeup or clothes
GA UPDATE
Biden: 2,447,769
Tr*mp: 2,448,232
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 463 -- 202 MORE CHIPPED AWAY
Biden: 2,447,769
Tr*mp: 2,448,232
TR*MP'S LEAD IS DOWN TO 463 -- 202 MORE CHIPPED AWAY
GA UPDATE
BIDEN IS IN THE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD BY 917
BIDEN IS IN THE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD BY 917
Clayton County specific results
Biden: 93,629
Tr*mp: 15,595
GA totals
Biden: 2,449,371
Tr*mp: 2,448,454
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Biden: 93,629
Tr*mp: 15,595
GA totals
Biden: 2,449,371
Tr*mp: 2,448,454
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PA update from earlier (re-threaded)
All*gheny County has 36,000 ballots left to count
29,000 of them cannot be counted until 5 PM eastern today (friday) bc of the frivolous lawsuit stuff
All*gheny County has 36,000 ballots left to count
29,000 of them cannot be counted until 5 PM eastern today (friday) bc of the frivolous lawsuit stuff
GA UPDATE
they believe with provisionals and everything, there are roughly 10,000 votes left to count
Gwinnette (blue county) has 4,000 of them and will update us in the morning (no, I don't know when)
they believe with provisionals and everything, there are roughly 10,000 votes left to count
Gwinnette (blue county) has 4,000 of them and will update us in the morning (no, I don't know when)
JOE
BIDEN
LEADS
IN
GEORGIA
(guys, in case you haven't heard . . . Tr*mp LITERALLY cannot win the WH without GA
he loses GA, he loses ANY remaining path to 270
HEY
HEY
HEYYYYYYYYY
GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE)
BIDEN
LEADS
IN
GEORGIA
(guys, in case you haven't heard . . . Tr*mp LITERALLY cannot win the WH without GA
he loses GA, he loses ANY remaining path to 270
HEY
HEY
HEYYYYYYYYY
GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE)
Oh yeah, those votes that were just released in GA?
1,824 ballots tallied
BIDEN WON 1602 OF THEM
THAT'S 88%
Tr*mp literally took ONLY 222
1,824 ballots tallied
BIDEN WON 1602 OF THEM
THAT'S 88%
Tr*mp literally took ONLY 222
You know what else this affects?
Perdue is down to 49.8% -- 2,449,468 to Ossoff's 2,350,882
RUN
OFF
(okay, it's still not set in stone, but it's looking more likely)
Perdue is down to 49.8% -- 2,449,468 to Ossoff's 2,350,882
RUN
OFF
(okay, it's still not set in stone, but it's looking more likely)
these MSNBC anchors being like I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GET PHILLY UPDATES WHILE WE WERE HERE HURRY REFRESH IT REFRESH IT is such a mood
isn't it so lovely that we can revel in our shared trauma together 🤣
isn't it so lovely that we can revel in our shared trauma together 🤣
all kidding aside, it's 5 AM in GA
can you imagine how freaking exhausted everyone must be???
you glorious, glorious poll workers -- take a long, hot bath and sleep for the next 24 hours
also get snacks
can you imagine how freaking exhausted everyone must be???
you glorious, glorious poll workers -- take a long, hot bath and sleep for the next 24 hours
also get snacks
ohmygods and most of them don't even know if they are getting paid -- they legit volunteered without knowing if they were going to get paid
like . . . yes, sure, patriotism but also PAY YOUR WORKERS ESPECIALLY SINCE THE VAST MAJORITY ARE BLACK WOMEN YOU OWE THEM
like . . . yes, sure, patriotism but also PAY YOUR WORKERS ESPECIALLY SINCE THE VAST MAJORITY ARE BLACK WOMEN YOU OWE THEM
PA update -- many of the counties will begin counting again in 4 hours
Philly is just going to update us whenever Philly damn well pleases
Philly is just going to update us whenever Philly damn well pleases
Remember that AZ is planning on dropping all those Maricopa County votes in 6 hours
NV is taking its sweet time but will drop at least 51,000 mail-in ballots in 7 hours
NV is taking its sweet time but will drop at least 51,000 mail-in ballots in 7 hours
I'm going to try and get those 6-7 hours of sleep (dammit Philly you beautiful tease), buuuuuuuuuut if my phone HAPPENS to update something, you might see me randomly pop on and then fall back asleep 🤣
Mmmmmmfgmdhbdshbk okay okay I'm awake
Mostly 😅
Mostly 😅
Okay, will do a numbers update (lol for myself mostly, I'm guessing), but Georgia has confirmed they're going to do a recount
AZ UPDATE!!!!!!
THEY JUST CALLED THE RACE FOR MARK KELLY!!
THEY JUST CALLED THE RACE FOR MARK KELLY!!
okay, crunching these quickly -- PA numbers
Biden: 3,301,176
Tr*mp: 3,292,149
Biden's lead is 9,027
Biden: 3,301,176
Tr*mp: 3,292,149
Biden's lead is 9,027
AZ numbers
Biden: 1,561,147
Tr*mp: 1,517,368
Biden's lead is 43,779
Biden: 1,561,147
Tr*mp: 1,517,368
Biden's lead is 43,779
AZ numbers continued
Kelly: 1,600,322
McSally: 1,497,199
they called the race for Mark Kelly with a lead of 103,123
Kelly: 1,600,322
McSally: 1,497,199
they called the race for Mark Kelly with a lead of 103,123
GA numbers
Biden: 2,450,150
Tr*mp 2,448,565
Biden's lead is 1,585
Biden: 2,450,150
Tr*mp 2,448,565
Biden's lead is 1,585
So Biden leads in
AZ -- 43,779
GA -- 1,587
NV -- 11,438
PA -- 9,027
AZ -- 43,779
GA -- 1,587
NV -- 11,438
PA -- 9,027
NEVADA UPDATE
Biden: 624,246
Tr*mp: 602,170
Biden now leads by 22,076 -- 10,638 more than 30 seconds ago 🙏
Of the Clark County ballots just released . . .
Biden won 19,995
Tr*mp won 9,357
Biden: 624,246
Tr*mp: 602,170
Biden now leads by 22,076 -- 10,638 more than 30 seconds ago 🙏
Of the Clark County ballots just released . . .
Biden won 19,995
Tr*mp won 9,357
More Nevada numbers set to drop in half an hour
With Mark Kelly's projected win, Democrats now have 48 Senate seats, and R*publicans have 47
There are still 5 seats to go, but 2 of them (both in GA) are going to run-offs unless something absolutely random happens
There are still 5 seats to go, but 2 of them (both in GA) are going to run-offs unless something absolutely random happens
tiny PA update
Biden: 3,301,245
Tr*mp: 3,292,378
Biden's lead is 8,867, down 160 from before on this tiny vote dump
Biden: 3,301,245
Tr*mp: 3,292,378
Biden's lead is 8,867, down 160 from before on this tiny vote dump
GA will update more and have a press conference in 3 hours (3 PM eastern)
Biden currently leads in the popular vote by 4,117,328
Biden: 73,900,082
Tr*mp: 69,782,754
Biden: 73,900,082
Tr*mp: 69,782,754
small NV update
Biden: 624,539
Tr*mp: 602,398
Biden's lead is 22,141, an increase of 65 from a v smol vote dump
Biden: 624,539
Tr*mp: 602,398
Biden's lead is 22,141, an increase of 65 from a v smol vote dump
Guessing these 521 NV ballots were from a small county -- Clark County (where 90% of the remaining ballots are) tends to do updates by the tens of thousands
293 went to Biden
228 went to Tr*mp
REALLY WISH THAT WAS THE ELECTORAL COUNT BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT
293 went to Biden
228 went to Tr*mp
REALLY WISH THAT WAS THE ELECTORAL COUNT BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT
NV update -- 4,921 ballots just dropped (most likely not Clark County)
Biden: 626,203
Tr*mp: 605,655
Biden took 1,664
Tr*mp took 3,257
Biden's lead is 20,548 -- down 1,593 from a few minutes ago
expect that number to change drastically once Clark County does another drop
Biden: 626,203
Tr*mp: 605,655
Biden took 1,664
Tr*mp took 3,257
Biden's lead is 20,548 -- down 1,593 from a few minutes ago
expect that number to change drastically once Clark County does another drop
small PA update of 2,617
Biden: 3,302,977
Tr*mp: 3,293,231
Biden won 1,732 -- 66.2%
Tr*mp won 853 -- 32.6%
Biden's lead is now 9,746 -- up 879 from the last little dump
Biden: 3,302,977
Tr*mp: 3,293,231
Biden won 1,732 -- 66.2%
Tr*mp won 853 -- 32.6%
Biden's lead is now 9,746 -- up 879 from the last little dump
Philly set to do a press conference and briefing in 30 min or so
they should be giving us a timeline as well as the number of outstanding ballots
the count has slowed down there because many of the remaining ballots are provisional ones with "issues"
they should be giving us a timeline as well as the number of outstanding ballots
the count has slowed down there because many of the remaining ballots are provisional ones with "issues"
PA update
the 29,000 ballots that have been in limbo in Allegheny County will be available to count at 5 PM Eastern today -- those may take a couple days to count, but no set timeline
the 29,000 ballots that have been in limbo in Allegheny County will be available to count at 5 PM Eastern today -- those may take a couple days to count, but no set timeline
Biden Campaign update
he doesn't want to get ahead of himself, so we will not be seeing him until AT EARLIEST primetime -- and only if there's a call or very close to one
the mood inside the campaign is described as "jubilant"
he doesn't want to get ahead of himself, so we will not be seeing him until AT EARLIEST primetime -- and only if there's a call or very close to one
the mood inside the campaign is described as "jubilant"
by contrast, R*publicans are abandoning the WH ship in droves with more and more of them calling Tr*mp out for being dangerous and unhinged
apparently the situation has been Tr*mp making random claims and then allies and aides scrambling to try and catch up and produce literally any kind of evidence to back it up
Tr*mp campaign has also been looking for a "field general" (like unto James Baker, who handled W Bush's recount)
(and here's my favorite part) There has been NO talk of concession because "no one is willing to tell King Lear the truth"
(and here's my favorite part) There has been NO talk of concession because "no one is willing to tell King Lear the truth"
New pre-celebration drinking game (non-alc for me) -- take a swig every time anyone on CNN says "the president's spawn"
ahhhh, interesting
hearing right now that Defense Secretary Mark Esper has prepared a resignation letter
hearing right now that Defense Secretary Mark Esper has prepared a resignation letter
WELP
the first news outlet has (EXTREMELY PREMATURELY) called the race for Biden by calling PA for him
the first news outlet has (EXTREMELY PREMATURELY) called the race for Biden by calling PA for him
Mitt, my man, if only you had been consistent with your convictions over the past four years -- I would like you a lot more
Philly news conference
okay, he's just congratulating Philly and Philadelphians for being Awesome™️ while giving the middle finger to Tr*mp
"some, including the president, have continued to spew baseless accusations of fraud"
okay, he's just congratulating Philly and Philadelphians for being Awesome™️ while giving the middle finger to Tr*mp
"some, including the president, have continued to spew baseless accusations of fraud"
GA update
Biden: 2,450,186
Tr*mp: 2,448,626
Biden leads by 1,560 -- down 27 votes from the last update
Biden: 2,450,186
Tr*mp: 2,448,626
Biden leads by 1,560 -- down 27 votes from the last update
ah, Discount Palpatine AKA Yertle the Turtle, Faustus, and Madame du HandWring have spoken
well, that settles that, hm? 🙄
well, that settles that, hm? 🙄
PA update
there are 45,000 ballots remaining in Philly (includes 15,000 to 20,000 provisional ballots), and they want to give a big update this afternoon (no set time)
this count could take several days to complete because Philly loves to torture us
there are 45,000 ballots remaining in Philly (includes 15,000 to 20,000 provisional ballots), and they want to give a big update this afternoon (no set time)
this count could take several days to complete because Philly loves to torture us
PA update
Biden: 3,307,724
Tr*mp: 3,295,334
Biden leads by 12,390 -- up 2,644 from about half an hour ago
these 6,850 ballots were from Lehigh County
Biden won 4,747 -- 69.2%
Tr*mp won 2,103 -- 30.7%
Biden: 3,307,724
Tr*mp: 3,295,334
Biden leads by 12,390 -- up 2,644 from about half an hour ago
these 6,850 ballots were from Lehigh County
Biden won 4,747 -- 69.2%
Tr*mp won 2,103 -- 30.7%
All riiiiiiiight top of the hour, my chickadees
Reply with a gif of how you are feeling rn
Reply with a gif of how you are feeling rn
oh NEVADA
remember when they said they were going to release 51,000 ballots?
S Y K E
the ballot was so long (nearly 2 pages) that the scanner was reporting PAGE NUMBERS, not ballots
there are actually only 30,000 ballots dropping today
remember when they said they were going to release 51,000 ballots?
S Y K E
the ballot was so long (nearly 2 pages) that the scanner was reporting PAGE NUMBERS, not ballots
there are actually only 30,000 ballots dropping today
in any case, there are still 63,000 ballots to go plus 60,000 provisional ballots that they will begin to review today
as far as ballots that need to be cured, they have until 12th
NV will now be reporting 2 times a day -- and they have no idea how many they're dropping
as far as ballots that need to be cured, they have until 12th
NV will now be reporting 2 times a day -- and they have no idea how many they're dropping
I feel for this Nevada guy -- he has to answer questions every day about why his state is looking like the slowest and least competent one in the union (PAGE NUMBERS MY GODS🤣🤣🤣) when they rank 33rd out of 50 in population
Las Vegas: we have software that can detect whether or not someone is cheating or counting cards in real time
also Las Vegas: yeah um our scanner told us page numbers and not ballots and we didn't think to check it
also Las Vegas: yeah um our scanner told us page numbers and not ballots and we didn't think to check it
(yes, I am fully aware that one of these is privately funded with a shit-ton of money and the other is publicly funded -- by which I mean UNDERfunded
still funny XD)
still funny XD)
WH update
the marine guard came to stand in front of the west wing
they stayed there for 10 min and then left 🤣
so yeah, Tr*mp was in the oval office for a grand total of 10 min and is now back in the residence watching TV and complaining that not enough people support him
the marine guard came to stand in front of the west wing
they stayed there for 10 min and then left 🤣
so yeah, Tr*mp was in the oval office for a grand total of 10 min and is now back in the residence watching TV and complaining that not enough people support him
Within the west wing, aides are trying to manage Tr*mp's frustration
Mark Meadows is nodding and agreeing and feeding the fantasy that the election is being stolen -- many aides apparently do not believe this is helpful
Others . . . are now job hunting (I shit you not) 🤣
Mark Meadows is nodding and agreeing and feeding the fantasy that the election is being stolen -- many aides apparently do not believe this is helpful
Others . . . are now job hunting (I shit you not) 🤣
PA update
Biden: 3,310,256
Tr*mp: 3,296,885
Biden's lead is 13,371 -- up 981 from half an hour ago
Biden: 3,310,256
Tr*mp: 3,296,885
Biden's lead is 13,371 -- up 981 from half an hour ago
AZ update
next batch of ballot numbers from Maricopa County will come at 9 PM eastern (6 PM for me)
they still have 140,000 left to count
AZ still has 70,000 outside of Maricopa
next batch of ballot numbers from Maricopa County will come at 9 PM eastern (6 PM for me)
they still have 140,000 left to count
AZ still has 70,000 outside of Maricopa
via the NYT
WH update
Tr*mp has put out a milquetoast statement -- likely after getting so much pushback on his meltdown yesterday
an excerpt
- this fight is for full transparency, not about any one election, and about the integrity of the entire election process
Tr*mp has put out a milquetoast statement -- likely after getting so much pushback on his meltdown yesterday
an excerpt
- this fight is for full transparency, not about any one election, and about the integrity of the entire election process
- we will pursue this process through every aspect of the law so people have confidence in our government
- I will never give up fighting for you and our nation
MSNBC legal analyst says they hope this represents a turn of the page for him
LUUUUUUUUULZ
- I will never give up fighting for you and our nation
MSNBC legal analyst says they hope this represents a turn of the page for him
LUUUUUUUUULZ
hey guys
do you think this represents a turning point for Tr*mp?
do you think this represents a turning point for Tr*mp?
CNN interviewing one of the voting officials in PA
when asked why it was taking so long, he point-blank said it was because they weren't allowed to start counting ballots until election day, unlike states that could process as they received them
when asked why it was taking so long, he point-blank said it was because they weren't allowed to start counting ballots until election day, unlike states that could process as they received them
he says he hopes the state legislature changes this before the next election(s) -- apparently the PA governor tried to work with the R*publican legislators to change it, saying that if he did _____, they would allow it . . . but they kept changing their minds and walking it back
GA update
they're closing in on the final count and are confirming that there will be a recount because of the small margin separating Biden and Tr*mp
they're closing in on the final count and are confirming that there will be a recount because of the small margin separating Biden and Tr*mp
it is very possible that we won't know a FINAL final result from GA until after Thanksgiving hahahahaha FML
veeeeeeeery small GA update
15 votes, I shit you not
Biden: 2,450,194
Tr*mp: 2,448,633
Biden leads by 1,561 -- up 1 vote from the last update
15 votes, I shit you not
Biden: 2,450,194
Tr*mp: 2,448,633
Biden leads by 1,561 -- up 1 vote from the last update
(YES, guys, I know GA likely isn't going to be the state that makes or breaks us, but I WANT THAT ICING ON THAT F*CKTRUMP CAKE)
PA update
Biden: 3,310,778
Tr*mp: 3,297,454
Biden's lead is 13,371 -- down 47 from half an hour ago
Biden: 3,310,778
Tr*mp: 3,297,454
Biden's lead is 13,371 -- down 47 from half an hour ago
Fmr advisor to Jeb Bush and John Boehner says bluntly that so many R*publicans are jumping ship and turning on the cheeto because they see which way the wind is blowing, and "it's all over but the shouting"
it used to be if you wanted to get the president's attention and/or piss him off, you had to call a press conference
now you can hop on twitter and trigger a public meltdown without even leaving bed
now you can hop on twitter and trigger a public meltdown without even leaving bed
PA update
Biden: 3,311,365
Tr*mp: 3,297,807
Biden leads by 13,558 -- up 187 from 10 minutes ago
Biden: 3,311,365
Tr*mp: 3,297,807
Biden leads by 13,558 -- up 187 from 10 minutes ago
That was a dump of 940 from Bucks County
Biden won 587 -- 62.4%
Tr*mp won 353 -- 37.6%
Tr*mp would have to win 56% of the remaining votes in PA to win
he ain't gonna
teehee
Biden won 587 -- 62.4%
Tr*mp won 353 -- 37.6%
Tr*mp would have to win 56% of the remaining votes in PA to win
he ain't gonna
teehee
okay, I'm only going to do GA updates over 100 🤣 -- they just dropped like 19 votes into the count, and I'm staring into the camera
NV update -- another small county dump of 2,213 ballots
Biden: 627,104
Tr*mp: 606,967
Biden leads by 20,137 -- down 411 from 2 hours ago
Biden won 901
Tr*mp won 1,312
Biden: 627,104
Tr*mp: 606,967
Biden leads by 20,137 -- down 411 from 2 hours ago
Biden won 901
Tr*mp won 1,312
PA update -- small county dump of 512
Biden: 3,311,673
Tr*mp: 3,298,011
Biden leads by 13,662 -- up 104 from 15 minutes ago
Biden won 308 -- 60.2%
Tr*mp won 204 -- 39.8%
Biden: 3,311,673
Tr*mp: 3,298,011
Biden leads by 13,662 -- up 104 from 15 minutes ago
Biden won 308 -- 60.2%
Tr*mp won 204 -- 39.8%
a GA victory not getting much attention, but VERY COOL
WE FLIPPED A GA HOUSE SEAT
WE FLIPPED A GA HOUSE SEAT
Tr*mp campaign update via the NYT
AZ update
3,865 ballots from Mohave County (very red county with a population of 212K)
Biden: 1,561,841
Tr*mp: 1,520,539
Biden leads by 41,302 -- down 2,477 from 3 hours ago
3,865 ballots from Mohave County (very red county with a population of 212K)
Biden: 1,561,841
Tr*mp: 1,520,539
Biden leads by 41,302 -- down 2,477 from 3 hours ago
Of the 3,865 ballots,
Biden won 694
Tr*mp won 3,171
Considering how red the county is, this isn't a surprise by any stretch
The bulk of outstanding ballots are still in Maricopa -- as is 60% of the voting population of AZ
Biden won 694
Tr*mp won 3,171
Considering how red the county is, this isn't a surprise by any stretch
The bulk of outstanding ballots are still in Maricopa -- as is 60% of the voting population of AZ
PA update
GOP in PA have asked the Supreme Court to "log, segregate, and not take any action on ballots received after election day"
GOP in PA have asked the Supreme Court to "log, segregate, and not take any action on ballots received after election day"
Guess how many ballots were received after election day
2,500-3,000
yeah
under three thousand in a state Dems predict Biden will win by anywhere from 40,000 to 100,000
GOP lawyers are saying WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYONE COUNTED RIGHT
2,500-3,000
yeah
under three thousand in a state Dems predict Biden will win by anywhere from 40,000 to 100,000
GOP lawyers are saying WELL MAYBE NOT EVERYONE COUNTED RIGHT
Tr*mp's strategy is apparently to try and tie things up until Dec
inside campaign and WH, though, many are "quietly backing away" after last night's "disaster" because they are "nervous that he's going too far"
lol NOW they say that??
inside campaign and WH, though, many are "quietly backing away" after last night's "disaster" because they are "nervous that he's going too far"
lol NOW they say that??
CNN WH reporter says even though Tr*mp is all fired up and ready to fight, most aides and staff are not willing to get behind the effort
The ones who ARE behind it admit wanting to see more credible voices than G*uliani et al out there to represent them
The ones who ARE behind it admit wanting to see more credible voices than G*uliani et al out there to represent them
The Biden campaign, by contrast, isn't responding to the slew of lawsuits because they view them as frivolous, without merit, and not worth the effort
AZ update
small red county dump of 1,066 votes
Biden: 1,562,200
Tr*mp: 1,521,246
Biden leads by 40,954 -- down 348 from 20 minutes ago
Biden won 359
Tr*mp won 707
small red county dump of 1,066 votes
Biden: 1,562,200
Tr*mp: 1,521,246
Biden leads by 40,954 -- down 348 from 20 minutes ago
Biden won 359
Tr*mp won 707
GA update
Biden: 2,450,381
Tr*mp: 2,448,779
Biden leads by 1,602 --up 42 from last update
GA holding a press conference soon to update us
Biden: 2,450,381
Tr*mp: 2,448,779
Biden leads by 1,602 --up 42 from last update
GA holding a press conference soon to update us
PHILLY MY GODS
they just said at a news conference that Tr*mp "needs to put his big boy pants on acknowledge that he lost and congratulate the winner"
they just said at a news conference that Tr*mp "needs to put his big boy pants on acknowledge that he lost and congratulate the winner"
Can I just say NV is taking its sweet sweet time for a state that has the 4th lowest amount of electoral votes 🤣
(several states have three, four, or five)
-- says the girl from the state with the highest amount 😅
(several states have three, four, or five)
-- says the girl from the state with the highest amount 😅
GA update press conference
this bro is S A L T Y
wonder if he's gotten any sleep lately . . .
current totals
Biden: 2,450,385
Tr*mp: 2,448,782
Biden's lead is 1,603
there are about 4,000 regular votes and roughly 13,000 provisional ballots still to count
this bro is S A L T Y
wonder if he's gotten any sleep lately . . .
current totals
Biden: 2,450,385
Tr*mp: 2,448,782
Biden's lead is 1,603
there are about 4,000 regular votes and roughly 13,000 provisional ballots still to count
In Fulton County *alone* -- there were 4,869 provisional ballots, of which they accepted 3,603
the remaining were rejected because they were out of county (680), not actually registered to vote (573), or non-citizens (13)
the remaining were rejected because they were out of county (680), not actually registered to vote (573), or non-citizens (13)
Best part of the press conference, though, was the man correcting how "all you Yankees" pronounce the various county names 🤣🤣🤣
IT'S NOT "HYOO-stuhn" IT'S "HOW-stuhn"
IT'S NOT "de-KAHLB" IT'S "de-KAB"
IT'S NOT "HYOO-stuhn" IT'S "HOW-stuhn"
IT'S NOT "de-KAHLB" IT'S "de-KAB"
btw lest you think I was kidding or exaggerating re: Philly
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1324772741342547968
Colbert done S N A P P E D
S I G H
AZ update
(yep, another small red county -- Pinal)
Biden: 1,564,883
Tr*mp: 1,525,114
Biden leads by 39,769 -- down 1,185 from the last small red county update
yet another reminder that 140,000 votes are still outstanding in (blue) Maricopa
whoever wins Maricopa wins AZ
(yep, another small red county -- Pinal)
Biden: 1,564,883
Tr*mp: 1,525,114
Biden leads by 39,769 -- down 1,185 from the last small red county update
yet another reminder that 140,000 votes are still outstanding in (blue) Maricopa
whoever wins Maricopa wins AZ
WH update
Tr*mp is still watching TV, still angry and frustrated, and still complaining that not enough people are defending him on tv
VP and others are calling and soliciting for funding for recounts/lawsuits
Discount Palpatine will not comment on Tr*mp's voter fraud claims
Tr*mp is still watching TV, still angry and frustrated, and still complaining that not enough people are defending him on tv
VP and others are calling and soliciting for funding for recounts/lawsuits
Discount Palpatine will not comment on Tr*mp's voter fraud claims
Meanwhile, the NV GOP continues to get wrecked by actual facts 👌
PA update
Biden: 3,312,023
Tr*mp: 3,298,382
Biden leads by 13,641 -- down 21 from the last update
Biden: 3,312,023
Tr*mp: 3,298,382
Biden leads by 13,641 -- down 21 from the last update
PA update
Biden: 3,313,799
Tr*mp: 3,299,518
Biden leads by 14,281 -- up 640 from 5 minutes ago
Biden: 3,313,799
Tr*mp: 3,299,518
Biden leads by 14,281 -- up 640 from 5 minutes ago
The most incredible part of these numbers is that these votes came from Westmoreland County
That's a red county that Tr*mp is winning 64% of the vote
BUT
61% of those ballots that just came in . . . were for Biden
HE ADDED TO HIS LEAD IN A SOLID RED COUNTY
That's a red county that Tr*mp is winning 64% of the vote
BUT
61% of those ballots that just came in . . . were for Biden
HE ADDED TO HIS LEAD IN A SOLID RED COUNTY
PA update
Biden: 3,315,050
Tr*mp: 3,300,317
Biden leads by 14,733 -- up 452 from 2 minutes ago
Biden: 3,315,050
Tr*mp: 3,300,317
Biden leads by 14,733 -- up 452 from 2 minutes ago
GA update
Biden: 2,450,558
Tr*mp: 2,448,994
Biden leads by 1,564 -- down 39 from an hour ago
Biden: 2,450,558
Tr*mp: 2,448,994
Biden leads by 1,564 -- down 39 from an hour ago
While I have half a moment to take a breath, I just wanted to thank everyone who has supported me or donated to my ko-fi -- because of you wonderful people, I'm going to eat the most delicious shahi korma for lunch today instead of forgetting to eat all day until 7:30 PM😅
small PA update of 336 votes
Biden: 3,315,215
Tr*mp: 3,300,488
Biden leads by 14,727 -- down 6 (lol) from a few minutes ago
Biden won 165 of the 336
Tr*mp won 171 of the 336
Biden: 3,315,215
Tr*mp: 3,300,488
Biden leads by 14,727 -- down 6 (lol) from a few minutes ago
Biden won 165 of the 336
Tr*mp won 171 of the 336
A reminder that Democrats have an 8-seat majority in the House
Democrats have 48 seats in the Senate
R*publicans have 47 or 48 depending on whether Perdue/Ossoff goes to a run-off (looking more and more likely)
oh, and Democrats ARE GOING TO HAVE THE WHITE HOUSE
Democrats have 48 seats in the Senate
R*publicans have 47 or 48 depending on whether Perdue/Ossoff goes to a run-off (looking more and more likely)
oh, and Democrats ARE GOING TO HAVE THE WHITE HOUSE
PA update
another small red county dump of 523
Biden: 3,315,372
Tr*mp: 3,300,854
Biden leads 14,518 -- down 209 from 5 minutes ago
Biden won 157
Tr*mp won 366
another small red county dump of 523
Biden: 3,315,372
Tr*mp: 3,300,854
Biden leads 14,518 -- down 209 from 5 minutes ago
Biden won 157
Tr*mp won 366
GA Senate update
unless something drastic changes, Perdue vs Ossoff is going to a run-off, just as the other race is
Perdue -- 2,450,008 -- 49.8%
Ossoff -- 2,352,005 -- 47.8%
unless something drastic changes, Perdue vs Ossoff is going to a run-off, just as the other race is
Perdue -- 2,450,008 -- 49.8%
Ossoff -- 2,352,005 -- 47.8%
okay brb in 20 min -- gonna go pick up said shahi korma
(also the big protest crowd at Maricopa -- where 120,000 votes have yet to come out -- has gotten smaller after the sheriff's dept roped off 3-4 square blocks)
(also the big protest crowd at Maricopa -- where 120,000 votes have yet to come out -- has gotten smaller after the sheriff's dept roped off 3-4 square blocks)
NOBODY DO ANYTHING COOL WITHOUT ME
OF COURSE HUGE GEORGIA NUMBERS COME IN WHILE I'M GONE
GA update
Biden: 2,455,724
Tr*mp: 2,451,562
Biden leads by 4,162 -- a H U G E increase of 2,598 in the last hour!
Biden: 2,455,724
Tr*mp: 2,451,562
Biden leads by 4,162 -- a H U G E increase of 2,598 in the last hour!
AZ update
Biden: 1,565,200
Tr*mp: 1,525,800
Biden leads by 39,400 -- down 369 from 2 hours ago
Biden: 1,565,200
Tr*mp: 1,525,800
Biden leads by 39,400 -- down 369 from 2 hours ago
PA update
Biden: 3,315,745
Tr*mp: 3,301,204
Biden leads by 14,541 -- up 23 from the last update
7,000 new Allegheny votes are set to drop in 1 hour
Biden: 3,315,745
Tr*mp: 3,301,204
Biden leads by 14,541 -- up 23 from the last update
7,000 new Allegheny votes are set to drop in 1 hour
small GA update
Biden: 2,455,778
Tr*mp: 2,451,594
Biden leads by 4,184 -- up 22 from about 10 minutes ago
Biden: 2,455,778
Tr*mp: 2,451,594
Biden leads by 4,184 -- up 22 from about 10 minutes ago
looks like the FAA sees which way the wind is blowing 👀👀👀
NV update via WaPo
*stares in CA*
*stares in CA*
*pulls out popcorn to watch R*publicans cannibalize each other*
GA update
CNN reports while we're waiting for military ballots that there has been a trend of active military voters toward Biden since 2016 because
- these voters tend to be younger
- Tr*mp's been a dick about the military
- Biden's the father of a vet
CNN reports while we're waiting for military ballots that there has been a trend of active military voters toward Biden since 2016 because
- these voters tend to be younger
- Tr*mp's been a dick about the military
- Biden's the father of a vet
Another much more humorous GA update
Write-in candidates have included
Shia LaBeouf
Mickey Mouse
Rick James
Ronald McDonald
Michael Jackson
Ben Sasse
John Kasich
‘cannot choose’
Write-in candidates have included
Shia LaBeouf
Mickey Mouse
Rick James
Ronald McDonald
Michael Jackson
Ben Sasse
John Kasich
‘cannot choose’
"Joe Biden has had a covid briefing this week -- one more covid briefing than the president"
MSNBC not pulling punches today 🤣
MSNBC not pulling punches today 🤣
PA update
Biden: 3,316,489
Tr*mp: 3,301,486
Biden leads by 15,003 -- up 462 since 20 minutes ago
Biden: 3,316,489
Tr*mp: 3,301,486
Biden leads by 15,003 -- up 462 since 20 minutes ago
1026 votes were dropped in that update
Biden won 744 -- 72.5% of those
Tr*mp won 282 -- 27.5% of those
PA ratio continues to WRECK the cheeto
Biden won 744 -- 72.5% of those
Tr*mp won 282 -- 27.5% of those
PA ratio continues to WRECK the cheeto
small PA update because they love keeping my fingers busy
Biden: 3,316,645
Tr*mp: 3,301,601
Biden leads by 15,044 -- up a whopping 41 votes from 3 minutes ago 🤣
Biden: 3,316,645
Tr*mp: 3,301,601
Biden leads by 15,044 -- up a whopping 41 votes from 3 minutes ago 🤣
AZ update
Biden: 1,567,561
Tr*mp: 1,528,137
Biden leads by 39,424 -- up 24 from 30 minutes ago
Biden: 1,567,561
Tr*mp: 1,528,137
Biden leads by 39,424 -- up 24 from 30 minutes ago
AZ's latest vote dump was 4,698
Biden won 2361 -- 50.3%
Tr*mp won 2337 -- 49.7%
Tr*mp is under-performing in the ratio he would need to overtake Biden's lead -- and a note that this is NOT Maricopa County (still 3 hours to wait for that)
Biden won 2361 -- 50.3%
Tr*mp won 2337 -- 49.7%
Tr*mp is under-performing in the ratio he would need to overtake Biden's lead -- and a note that this is NOT Maricopa County (still 3 hours to wait for that)
AZ update
Biden: 1,570,913
Tr*mp: 1,531,777
Biden leads by 39,136 -- down 288 from 3 minutes ago
Biden: 1,570,913
Tr*mp: 1,531,777
Biden leads by 39,136 -- down 288 from 3 minutes ago
That vote dump was 6,992
Biden won 3,352 - 48%
Tr*mp won 3,640 -- 52%
That's closer to the ratio he needs, but this is in a RED county -- he's barely performing to what he needs in what should be a much more friendly county to him
Biden won 3,352 - 48%
Tr*mp won 3,640 -- 52%
That's closer to the ratio he needs, but this is in a RED county -- he's barely performing to what he needs in what should be a much more friendly county to him
AZ SLOW DOWN
Biden: 1,570,981
Tr*mp: 1,531,911
Biden's lead is 39,070 -- down 66 from 1 minute ago
again, these are from red counties
Biden: 1,570,981
Tr*mp: 1,531,911
Biden's lead is 39,070 -- down 66 from 1 minute ago
again, these are from red counties
PA update
Allegheny County is reporting they are 2/3 of the way through military votes
they're also currently counting provisionals that were damaged
they're issuing new reports in the next hour to further update us
Allegheny County is reporting they are 2/3 of the way through military votes
they're also currently counting provisionals that were damaged
they're issuing new reports in the next hour to further update us
NV update
Biden: 632,558
Tr*mp: 609,901
Biden leads 22,657 -- up 2,520 from 3 hours ago
Biden: 632,558
Tr*mp: 609,901
Biden leads 22,657 -- up 2,520 from 3 hours ago
These ballots were from Clark County (Las Vegas) -- the largest county left to report by FAR
the vote dump was 8,388
Biden won 5,454 -- 65%
Tr*mp won 2,934 -- 35%
the vote dump was 8,388
Biden won 5,454 -- 65%
Tr*mp won 2,934 -- 35%
PA update
Biden: 3,317,672
Tr*mp: 3,302,246
Biden leads by 15,426 -- up 382 from 27 minutes ago
Biden: 3,317,672
Tr*mp: 3,302,246
Biden leads by 15,426 -- up 382 from 27 minutes ago
This was a 1,672 vote dump from a red county
Biden won 1,027 -- 61.4%
Tr*mp won 645 -- 38.6%
another red county where Tr*mp is severely underperforming
Biden won 1,027 -- 61.4%
Tr*mp won 645 -- 38.6%
another red county where Tr*mp is severely underperforming
PA update
Biden: 3,318,986
Tr*mp: 3,302,436
Biden leads by 16,550 -- up 1,124 from 8 minutes ago
Biden: 3,318,986
Tr*mp: 3,302,436
Biden leads by 16,550 -- up 1,124 from 8 minutes ago
PA update
MY GODS SLOW DOWN A SECOND (except don't)
Biden: 3,319,730
Tr*mp: 3,302,718
Biden leads by 17,012 -- up 462 from literally 30 seconds ago
MY GODS SLOW DOWN A SECOND (except don't)
Biden: 3,319,730
Tr*mp: 3,302,718
Biden leads by 17,012 -- up 462 from literally 30 seconds ago
PA update
NO COMPASSION FOR MY POOR FINGERS
Biden: 3,319,886
Tr*mp: 3,302,833
Biden leads by 17,053 -- up 41 from 15 seconds ago
NO COMPASSION FOR MY POOR FINGERS
Biden: 3,319,886
Tr*mp: 3,302,833
Biden leads by 17,053 -- up 41 from 15 seconds ago
These three RAPID dumps total 2,801
Biden won 2,214 -- 79%
Tr*mp won 587 -- 21%
Biden won 2,214 -- 79%
Tr*mp won 587 -- 21%
AZ update
Biden: 1,571,723
Tr*mp: 1,533,268
Biden leads 38,455 -- down 615 from 45 minutes ago
this (small red county) vote dump was 2,099
Biden won 742 -- 35.4%
Tr*mp won 1,357 -- 64.6%
Biden: 1,571,723
Tr*mp: 1,533,268
Biden leads 38,455 -- down 615 from 45 minutes ago
this (small red county) vote dump was 2,099
Biden won 742 -- 35.4%
Tr*mp won 1,357 -- 64.6%
PA update
430 vote dump
Biden: 3,319,987
Tr*mp: 3,303,162
Biden leads 16,825 -- down 228 from 12 minutes ago
430 vote dump
Biden: 3,319,987
Tr*mp: 3,303,162
Biden leads 16,825 -- down 228 from 12 minutes ago
AZ update
Maricopa County will be dropping between 60,000 and 70,000 votes on us in 2 hours (9 EST)
they anticipate being done with regular votes by this weekend
however, they are not going to know provisional vote counts until Wednesday
Maricopa County will be dropping between 60,000 and 70,000 votes on us in 2 hours (9 EST)
they anticipate being done with regular votes by this weekend
however, they are not going to know provisional vote counts until Wednesday
GA update
Biden: 2,456,017
Tr*mp: 2,451,793
Biden leads by 4,224 -- up 40 from an hour ago
Biden: 2,456,017
Tr*mp: 2,451,793
Biden leads by 4,224 -- up 40 from an hour ago
PA update
Allegheny County just dropped 5,345 military and damaged ballots
Biden won 4,134 -- 77.3%
Tr*mp won 1,076 -- 20.1%
Biden leads 19,842
Allegheny County just dropped 5,345 military and damaged ballots
Biden won 4,134 -- 77.3%
Tr*mp won 1,076 -- 20.1%
Biden leads 19,842
PA update
Biden: 3,323,940
Tr*mp: 3,304,356
Biden leads by 19,584 -- down 258 from 60 seconds ago
Biden: 3,323,940
Tr*mp: 3,304,356
Biden leads by 19,584 -- down 258 from 60 seconds ago
WH update
Tr*mp is going around telling aides and advisers that he's realizing he might not actually pull a come-from-behind win
he still doesn't plan to concede bc he's a petulant dick, but reality is finally setting in 😝
Tr*mp is going around telling aides and advisers that he's realizing he might not actually pull a come-from-behind win
he still doesn't plan to concede bc he's a petulant dick, but reality is finally setting in 😝
GA update
Biden: 2,456,435
Tr*mp: 2,452,461
Biden leads by 3,974 -- down 250 from 15 minutes ago
my guess is that we're seeing a smaller ratio swing toward Biden among military voters -- just a guess, though
Biden: 2,456,435
Tr*mp: 2,452,461
Biden leads by 3,974 -- down 250 from 15 minutes ago
my guess is that we're seeing a smaller ratio swing toward Biden among military voters -- just a guess, though
That vote dump was 1,086
Biden won 418 -- 38.5%
Tr*mp won 668 -- 61.5%
yeah, that sounds about right
Biden won 418 -- 38.5%
Tr*mp won 668 -- 61.5%
yeah, that sounds about right
PA update
Biden: 3,324,096
Tr*mp: 3,304,471
Biden leads by 19,625 -- up 41 from 10 minutes ago
the vote dump was 271
Biden won 156 -- 58%
Tr*mp won 115 -- 42%
Biden: 3,324,096
Tr*mp: 3,304,471
Biden leads by 19,625 -- up 41 from 10 minutes ago
the vote dump was 271
Biden won 156 -- 58%
Tr*mp won 115 -- 42%
whenever you see these small vote dumps in GA, NV, PA, and AZ, it is likely (not 100%, but a fair assumption) that they are coming from smaller red counties
the fact that Biden is performing as well as he is in those is kind of amazing
the fact that Biden is performing as well as he is in those is kind of amazing
AZ update
Biden: 1,572,346
Tr*mp: 1,535,511
Biden leads 36,835 -- down 1,620 from 40 minutes ago
Biden: 1,572,346
Tr*mp: 1,535,511
Biden leads 36,835 -- down 1,620 from 40 minutes ago
Vote dump from (red) Yavapai County: 2,866
Biden won 623 -- 21.7%
Tr*mp won 2243 -- 78.3%
I'm going to say this until I'm blue in the face, but 👇
Biden won 623 -- 21.7%
Tr*mp won 2243 -- 78.3%
I'm going to say this until I'm blue in the face, but 👇
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1324863932633210880
GA update
Biden: 2,456,510
Tr*mp: 2,452,599
Biden leads 3,911 -- down 63 from 20 minutes ago
vote dump was 213
Biden won 75 -- 35.2%
Tr*mp won 138 -- 64.8%
Biden: 2,456,510
Tr*mp: 2,452,599
Biden leads 3,911 -- down 63 from 20 minutes ago
vote dump was 213
Biden won 75 -- 35.2%
Tr*mp won 138 -- 64.8%
lulz remember when MSNBC's guest legal analyst said that the mild statement earlier today from Tr*mp could represent a turning point for him? 🤣
Supreme Court's response to GOP's earlier emergency lawsuit regarding the segregation of ballots that arrived after Election Day
The GOP asked them to not only keep them separate but to not count them
Justice Alito said um okay, sure, keep them separate, but you can count them
The GOP asked them to not only keep them separate but to not count them
Justice Alito said um okay, sure, keep them separate, but you can count them
Clarification that this is in PA
The full court is going to discuss it, but even if they did decide to disqualify those votes, IT WOULD NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
know why?
those ballots comprise a grand total of
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wait for it
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2,500-3,000 votes
The full court is going to discuss it, but even if they did decide to disqualify those votes, IT WOULD NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
know why?
those ballots comprise a grand total of
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wait for it
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2,500-3,000 votes
PA update
Biden: 3,324,151
Tr*mp: 3,304,619
Biden leads by 19,532 -- down 93 from 30 minutes ago
vote dump was 203
Biden won 55 -- 27.1%
Tr*mp won 148 -- 72.9%
pretty good bet that that's a small red county
Biden: 3,324,151
Tr*mp: 3,304,619
Biden leads by 19,532 -- down 93 from 30 minutes ago
vote dump was 203
Biden won 55 -- 27.1%
Tr*mp won 148 -- 72.9%
pretty good bet that that's a small red county
GA update
Biden: 2,456,597
Tr*mp: 2,452,626
Biden leads 3,971 -- up 60 from 19 minutes ago
vote dump was 114 (look, I said I'd report anything over 100 -- not my fault GA is trolling me🤣)
Biden won 87 -- 76.3%
Tr*mp won 27 -- 23.7%
Biden: 2,456,597
Tr*mp: 2,452,626
Biden leads 3,971 -- up 60 from 19 minutes ago
vote dump was 114 (look, I said I'd report anything over 100 -- not my fault GA is trolling me🤣)
Biden won 87 -- 76.3%
Tr*mp won 27 -- 23.7%
PA update
Biden: 3,324,357
Tr*mp: 3,304,757
Biden leads by 19,600 -- up 68 from 10 minutes ago
vote dump was 344
Biden won 206 -- 60%
Tr*mp won 138 -- 40%
Biden: 3,324,357
Tr*mp: 3,304,757
Biden leads by 19,600 -- up 68 from 10 minutes ago
vote dump was 344
Biden won 206 -- 60%
Tr*mp won 138 -- 40%
WH update
in the last 24 hours, a growing number of aides have been telling Tr*mp to prepare himself for losing this election and that no matter how many legal challenges he throws at Biden's lead, it's probably not enough to make a difference
in the last 24 hours, a growing number of aides have been telling Tr*mp to prepare himself for losing this election and that no matter how many legal challenges he throws at Biden's lead, it's probably not enough to make a difference
a few still believe, but they are more and more dwindling into the minority
oh to be a fly on P*nce's head . . .
oh to be a fly on P*nce's head . . .
PA update
Biden: 3,325,650
Tr*mp: 3,305,163
Biden leads by 20,487 -- up 887 from 6 minutes ago (WOOT)
vote dump was 1,699
Biden won 1,293 -- 76%
Tr*mp won 406 -- 24%
Biden: 3,325,650
Tr*mp: 3,305,163
Biden leads by 20,487 -- up 887 from 6 minutes ago (WOOT)
vote dump was 1,699
Biden won 1,293 -- 76%
Tr*mp won 406 -- 24%
There are still 102,000+ mail-in ballots to be counted state-wide (Philly alone has 23,000+ of them)
the "segregated" ballots haven't even been started
the "segregated" ballots haven't even been started
(MARICOPA IS THEORETICALLY DROPPING 60,000-70,000 BALLOTS IN 40 MINUTES AND I AM NOT FREAKING OUT)
GA update
Biden: 2,456,740
Tr*mp: 2,452,724
Biden leads by 4,016 -- up 45 from 20 minutes ago
3,800 provisionals are set to be released from Fulton County tonight (no set time)
Biden: 2,456,740
Tr*mp: 2,452,724
Biden leads by 4,016 -- up 45 from 20 minutes ago
3,800 provisionals are set to be released from Fulton County tonight (no set time)
AZ update
Biden: 1,572,634
Tr*mp: 1,535,818
Biden leads by 36,816 -- down 19 from an hour ago
vote dump was 595
Biden won 288 -- 48.4%
Tr*mp won 307 -- 51.6%
Biden: 1,572,634
Tr*mp: 1,535,818
Biden leads by 36,816 -- down 19 from an hour ago
vote dump was 595
Biden won 288 -- 48.4%
Tr*mp won 307 -- 51.6%
PA update
Biden: 3,327,307
Tr*mp: 3,305,561
Biden leads by 21,746 -- up 1259 from an hour ago
vote dump was 2,055
Biden won 1657 -- 80.6%
Tr*mp won 398 -- 19.4%
THIS RATIO GIVES ME LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
Biden: 3,327,307
Tr*mp: 3,305,561
Biden leads by 21,746 -- up 1259 from an hour ago
vote dump was 2,055
Biden won 1657 -- 80.6%
Tr*mp won 398 -- 19.4%
THIS RATIO GIVES ME LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
GA update
Biden: 2,456,845
Tr*mp: 2,452,825
Biden leads by 4,020 -- up 4 from ten minutes ago
vote dump was 206 (GA, you minx)
Biden won 105 -- 51%
Tr*mp won 101 -- 49%
Biden: 2,456,845
Tr*mp: 2,452,825
Biden leads by 4,020 -- up 4 from ten minutes ago
vote dump was 206 (GA, you minx)
Biden won 105 -- 51%
Tr*mp won 101 -- 49%
GOP: LATE VOTES FRAUD STEALING ELECTION ABSENTEES HIDDEN AND MIRACULOUSLY APPEARING DEMS CHEATING
Also GOP:
Also GOP:
*stares into camera*
okay, because some people have asked, this is my ko-fi
BUT
I'm not doing this for money -- I'm happy to help you guys keep track of things without having to have 100 tabs open!
Please PLEASE do not feel any obligation whatsoever -- take care of yourselves
ko-fi.com/bleedinginkinc
BUT
I'm not doing this for money -- I'm happy to help you guys keep track of things without having to have 100 tabs open!
Please PLEASE do not feel any obligation whatsoever -- take care of yourselves
ko-fi.com/bleedinginkinc
while we're waiting for Maricopa County (7 MINUTES OMG NOBODY PANIC), take a look at this exit poll from Georgia
Pay particular attention to the racial breakdown
Stacey Abrams -- and all of you marvelous Black women who have worked tirelessly in GA -- THANK YOU
Pay particular attention to the racial breakdown
Stacey Abrams -- and all of you marvelous Black women who have worked tirelessly in GA -- THANK YOU
related
Biden is still expected to hold an update press conference tonight during primetime (no set time yet) -- there are mixed reports as to whether or not Kamala will speak too
Either way, they are not expected to declare victory but rather speak about covid or the economy
Either way, they are not expected to declare victory but rather speak about covid or the economy
AZ update
MARICOPA COUNTY IS IN
Biden: 1,604,067
Tr*mp: 1,574,206
Biden leads 29,861 -- down 6,955 from half an hour ago
Yeah, that looks ugly af, but it's not the blowout Tr*mp needed to catch up
MARICOPA COUNTY IS IN
Biden: 1,604,067
Tr*mp: 1,574,206
Biden leads 29,861 -- down 6,955 from half an hour ago
Yeah, that looks ugly af, but it's not the blowout Tr*mp needed to catch up
Maricopa County is expected to drop 65,000 more ballots tomorrow morning
tonight's dump was 69,821
Biden won 31,433 -- 45%
Tr*mp won 38,388 -- 55%
as I said, it's not the blowout he needed
let me show you why
tonight's dump was 69,821
Biden won 31,433 -- 45%
Tr*mp won 38,388 -- 55%
as I said, it's not the blowout he needed
let me show you why
HYPOTHETICALLY
if Tr*mp picks up the same proportion of votes tomorrow morning . . .
Biden will win 29,250
Tr*mp will win 35,750
which would HYPOTHETICALLY make the total tally
Biden: 1,633,317
Tr*mp: 1609,956
Biden would still have a 23,361 lead at that point
if Tr*mp picks up the same proportion of votes tomorrow morning . . .
Biden will win 29,250
Tr*mp will win 35,750
which would HYPOTHETICALLY make the total tally
Biden: 1,633,317
Tr*mp: 1609,956
Biden would still have a 23,361 lead at that point
AZ has 173,000 votes left to be counted
92,000 of those are in Maricopa
47,000 of those are provisional ballots that cannot be counted until Tuesday, Nov 10th
Secretary of State says there are likely no more Maricopa County numbers coming tonight
92,000 of those are in Maricopa
47,000 of those are provisional ballots that cannot be counted until Tuesday, Nov 10th
Secretary of State says there are likely no more Maricopa County numbers coming tonight
SO
following the logic from earlier
if Tr*mp HYPOTHETICALLY won 55% of ALL the remaining votes
Biden would win 77,850
Tr*mp would win 95,150
that would HYPOTHETICALLY make the final total
Biden: 1,681,917
Tr*mp: 1,669,356
Biden would STILL hypothetically lead by 12,561
following the logic from earlier
if Tr*mp HYPOTHETICALLY won 55% of ALL the remaining votes
Biden would win 77,850
Tr*mp would win 95,150
that would HYPOTHETICALLY make the final total
Biden: 1,681,917
Tr*mp: 1,669,356
Biden would STILL hypothetically lead by 12,561
The AZ Secretary of State says provisional ballots tend to skew Democratic in AZ history, but she can't speculate with certainty this year
ALSO worth noting -- not all of those provisionals will end up being counted bc they have to be cured/fixed/corrected etc
ALSO worth noting -- not all of those provisionals will end up being counted bc they have to be cured/fixed/corrected etc
Tr*mp campaign says they expect to win AZ by 30,000 votes
that's some interesting math 🤣
assuming EVERY provisional ballot is counted (they won't be, but I'll show maximum generosity to the Tr*mp campaign just to show how stupid this math is), let's game this out
that's some interesting math 🤣
assuming EVERY provisional ballot is counted (they won't be, but I'll show maximum generosity to the Tr*mp campaign just to show how stupid this math is), let's game this out
3,178,273 ballots have been tallied in AZ
Biden has 1,604,067 of those
Tr*mp has 1,574,206 of those
AZ has 170,000 votes left
adding all of that together results in roughly 3,348,273 total AZ votes in the end
Biden has 1,604,067 of those
Tr*mp has 1,574,206 of those
AZ has 170,000 votes left
adding all of that together results in roughly 3,348,273 total AZ votes in the end
Tr*mp is winning 48.7% of the vote
if he continues that ratio (48.7% x 3,348,273), he'll end up with roughly 1,630,609 votes
Biden is winning 49.6% of the vote
if he continues that ratio (49.6% x 3,348,273), he'll end up with roughly 1,660,743
congrats Biden wins AZ by 30,134
if he continues that ratio (48.7% x 3,348,273), he'll end up with roughly 1,630,609 votes
Biden is winning 49.6% of the vote
if he continues that ratio (49.6% x 3,348,273), he'll end up with roughly 1,660,743
congrats Biden wins AZ by 30,134
you guys still with me?
For Tr*mp to win by ONE vote -- just one! -- he needs to win 1,674,138 total votes ((3,348,273 / 2) + 1)
since he currently has 1,574,206 votes, he would need to win 99,932 of the remaining 170,000 votes
Which means he needs to get 58.78% of the remaining votes to win by ONE
since he currently has 1,574,206 votes, he would need to win 99,932 of the remaining 170,000 votes
Which means he needs to get 58.78% of the remaining votes to win by ONE
(calculated that 58.78% by doing 99,932 / 170,000 in case you're following the math)
AND
that is assuming that all 170,000 votes are turned in -- which they won't be
meaning the actual theoretical percentage would have to be even higher
AND
that is assuming that all 170,000 votes are turned in -- which they won't be
meaning the actual theoretical percentage would have to be even higher
is it THEORETICALLY possible for Tr*mp to win nearly 60% of the remaining votes in AZ?
I mean, sure, nothing's impossible
Is it trending that way, though?
NOPE
as I said, he's averaging 48.7% right now
in the latest Maricopa County dump, he averaged 55%
🤔🤔🤔
I mean, sure, nothing's impossible
Is it trending that way, though?
NOPE
as I said, he's averaging 48.7% right now
in the latest Maricopa County dump, he averaged 55%
🤔🤔🤔
PA update
(sorry, got engrossed in the math 😅)
Biden: 3,334,451
Tr*mp: 3,307,321
Biden leads by 27,130 -- up 5,384 from an hour ago
(no, I don't know how many are left atm)
(sorry, got engrossed in the math 😅)
Biden: 3,334,451
Tr*mp: 3,307,321
Biden leads by 27,130 -- up 5,384 from an hour ago
(no, I don't know how many are left atm)
GA update
Biden: 2,457,354
Tr*mp: 2,453,065
Biden leads by 4,289 -- up 269 from an hour ago
Biden: 2,457,354
Tr*mp: 2,453,065
Biden leads by 4,289 -- up 269 from an hour ago
okay, but seriously, did that math breakdown in AZ help you stop freaking out a little? 😝
I tried to show my work as much as I could so you guys could follow and feel less like I was just throwing random numbers at you a la tv statisticians
PA update
Biden: 3,334,633
Tr*mp: 3,307,459
Biden leads by 27,174 -- up 44 from 15 minutes ago
Biden: 3,334,633
Tr*mp: 3,307,459
Biden leads by 27,174 -- up 44 from 15 minutes ago
CNN is reporting that Uncle Joe is planning on addressing us soon, but I still don't have a time
while we're waiting . . .
Popular vote update
Biden: 74,792,854
Tr*mp: 70,532,447
he's winning by 4,260,407
Popular vote update
Biden: 74,792,854
Tr*mp: 70,532,447
he's winning by 4,260,407
National update
Election officials are pissed af (and getting more and more pissed) that Tr*mp and the GOP are continually attacking the integrity of the process
they're especially pissed because of the volunteers and minimum-wage hourly hires that are working all hours
Election officials are pissed af (and getting more and more pissed) that Tr*mp and the GOP are continually attacking the integrity of the process
they're especially pissed because of the volunteers and minimum-wage hourly hires that are working all hours
an update from NBC as to why they have not yet called the race
hehehehehe MSNBC out here supporting my math (saying Tr*mp needed 58-59% of the vote to AZ and now it's even higher RIP his chances)
PA update
Biden: 3,336,887
Tr*mp: 3,308,054
Biden leads by 28,833 -- up 1,659 from 40 minutes ago
the vote breakdown is now 49.6% to 49.1%
Biden: 3,336,887
Tr*mp: 3,308,054
Biden leads by 28,833 -- up 1,659 from 40 minutes ago
the vote breakdown is now 49.6% to 49.1%
MSNBC referring to the decision desk as to whether or not they could call a race with so many provisional ballots still out there -- the decision desk will make the call when the lead is too large to be overcome
PA update
Biden: 3,337,069
Tr*mp: 3,308,192
Biden leads by 28,877 -- up 44 from 30 seconds ago
Biden: 3,337,069
Tr*mp: 3,308,192
Biden leads by 28,877 -- up 44 from 30 seconds ago
Uncle Joe and Kamala onstage now
right off the bat -- WE ARE NOT DECLARING VICTORY
the numbers say we will but WE ARE NOT MAKING A FINAL STATEMENT
mostly talking about legacy stuff rn
- we rebuilt the blue wall
- we're going to win AZ for dems for the first time in 24 years, GA for the first time in 28 years
the numbers say we will but WE ARE NOT MAKING A FINAL STATEMENT
mostly talking about legacy stuff rn
- we rebuilt the blue wall
- we're going to win AZ for dems for the first time in 24 years, GA for the first time in 28 years
- we've gotten more votes than any presidential ticket ever (that's gotta absolutely kill the cheeto)
- we're waiting for final results, but we're not waiting to get to work (referring to covid and economic briefings, among others)
- empty chairs at empty tables (Les Mis ftw)
- we're waiting for final results, but we're not waiting to get to work (referring to covid and economic briefings, among others)
- empty chairs at empty tables (Les Mis ftw)
- we're going to put our covid plan into action on Day 1
- he references an economic plan -- actually interested in that
- remain calm and patient and let the process work out
- democracy works (lol no it doesn't when you have voter suppression and shit)
- he references an economic plan -- actually interested in that
- remain calm and patient and let the process work out
- democracy works (lol no it doesn't when you have voter suppression and shit)
- disagreements are healthy, but we have to remember the point of our politics is not total unrelenting unending warfare
- we may be opponents but not enemies (I mean, gotta disagree when it comes to Pr*ud Boys and N*zis)
- we have to agree to be civil to each other (mmmmmm....?)
- we may be opponents but not enemies (I mean, gotta disagree when it comes to Pr*ud Boys and N*zis)
- we have to agree to be civil to each other (mmmmmm....?)
- the familiar line -- "I'll work as hard for those who voted against me as I will for those who voted for me"
- there's no reason we can't own the 21st century
- there's never been anything we (America) haven't been able to accomplish when we do it together
- there's no reason we can't own the 21st century
- there's never been anything we (America) haven't been able to accomplish when we do it together
doesn't look like Kamala is going to be speaking, alas, but I'm glad Joe is staying chill and trying to keep everyone else chill even if I don't agree with some of it
it's smart, though -- I don't blame him one bit for preaching a message of civility and peace
it's smart, though -- I don't blame him one bit for preaching a message of civility and peace
if I wanted to calm everyone down and not have everything go to shit, that's exactly what I would say, no matter how much I did or didn't agree
CNN is commenting that he has visibly and rhetorically made the transition from candidate to president-elect
CNN is commenting that he has visibly and rhetorically made the transition from candidate to president-elect
He did say that this (eventual victory) is a mandate on racism, covid, and climate change
so I'm glad he's looking at the big picture too -- and acknowledging the left and not just the middle
so I'm glad he's looking at the big picture too -- and acknowledging the left and not just the middle
One of the most notable things had to be the fact that he didn't mention Tr*mp at all
that's going to make Tr*mp I R A T E
the only thing worse than bad publicity for him is no publicity 😉
that's going to make Tr*mp I R A T E
the only thing worse than bad publicity for him is no publicity 😉
Low bar, but I particularly liked the part where he spoke in complete sentences and didn't ramble -- short, sweet, to-the-point, and not a single word wasted
he said exactly what he wanted to say -- and exactly what he needed to say
no more, no less
he said exactly what he wanted to say -- and exactly what he needed to say
no more, no less
someone give that man's speechwriter(s) a raise
and between Biden's victory and election day, give them a vacation somewhere in a cabin in the mountains with no internet
and between Biden's victory and election day, give them a vacation somewhere in a cabin in the mountains with no internet
AZ update
Maricopa County is updating us twice tomorrow -- they believe they will be almost done counting the REGULAR ballots by the end of tomorrow
again, many of the provisional ballots cannot be counted until Tuesday
Maricopa County is updating us twice tomorrow -- they believe they will be almost done counting the REGULAR ballots by the end of tomorrow
again, many of the provisional ballots cannot be counted until Tuesday
NV update
they still have 54,000 mail-in ballots and then 60,000 provisionals are not going to be started until the mail-in votes are counted . . . so Sunday
they're going to update us twice tomorrow, just like AZ
The lawsuit in NV was denied too -- I'm a fan
they still have 54,000 mail-in ballots and then 60,000 provisionals are not going to be started until the mail-in votes are counted . . . so Sunday
they're going to update us twice tomorrow, just like AZ
The lawsuit in NV was denied too -- I'm a fan
WH update
lol there isn't much of one
Tr*mp's legal team and advisers are telling him to shut up and not send people out to mouth off
his lawsuits aren't having a whole lot of luck either
lol there isn't much of one
Tr*mp's legal team and advisers are telling him to shut up and not send people out to mouth off
his lawsuits aren't having a whole lot of luck either
of the 40 lawsuits the GOP have filed . . . 0 of them were helping people to vote
all 40 were trying to STOP people from voting
all 40 were trying to STOP people from voting
(if you don't know, Mark Meadows is Tr*mp's chief of staff and one of his closest advisors)
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1324779616934875137
with 1 or 2 rare exceptions, I have never wished death upon anyone, and I certainly do not wish it on him, but I will be a petty bitch and say there's a certain poetic justice to Tr*mp's biggest enabler having to suffer through what he has put so many people and families through
case in point
Current leads while we're waiting for things
GA -- 4,289
NV -- 22,657
PA -- 28,833
AZ -- 29,861
popular vote -- 4,262,468
(74,795,942 to 70,533,474)
GA -- 4,289
NV -- 22,657
PA -- 28,833
AZ -- 29,861
popular vote -- 4,262,468
(74,795,942 to 70,533,474)
Remaining ballots to be counted (approximately)
PA: 90,000
AZ: 150,000-170,000 (provisional ballot #'s still in flux)
NV: 120,000
GA: 14,000 (BUT there could still be up to 8K military votes -- the deadline to turn them in was earlier today)
PA: 90,000
AZ: 150,000-170,000 (provisional ballot #'s still in flux)
NV: 120,000
GA: 14,000 (BUT there could still be up to 8K military votes -- the deadline to turn them in was earlier today)
even more YIKES
Meadows has been aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll over the place in the past week -- campaign headquarters, the west wing, the WH residence -- with no mask
also Jared K*shner has been hanging out near him, also with no mask, @brownbookworm
Meadows has been aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll over the place in the past week -- campaign headquarters, the west wing, the WH residence -- with no mask
also Jared K*shner has been hanging out near him, also with no mask, @brownbookworm
guess whose supporters were saying economy 🤔🙃🙄
my name is Rae Loverde, and I support this message
https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1324893912461291521
oh my gods I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS 😱
https://twitter.com/svershbow/status/1324763738763939843
(figure you guys need something besides numbers for a sec)
https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/1324896247602442245
also this is what I was talking about earlier with Biden's speech
https://twitter.com/timjacobwise/status/1324816100392054785
OKAY A QUICK TROLLING OF RIGHT-WINGERS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
https://twitter.com/R3volutionDaddy/status/1324819395294633984
MSNBC reporting that there has been a ramp up of Biden's secret service protection -- a ramp up that you usually only see when the secret service believes they have a president-elect
MSNBC also reporting that the career agency workers the Biden campaign has been working with are cooperating with the inevitable transition
so, you know, there are some actual adults out there after all
so, you know, there are some actual adults out there after all
WH update
Tr*mp has spent most of the day angrily watching tv and just not knowing what to say because he's realized he's running out of options
not so much that he's actually going to decide to concede, but hearing that he's suffering will always make me happy
Tr*mp has spent most of the day angrily watching tv and just not knowing what to say because he's realized he's running out of options
not so much that he's actually going to decide to concede, but hearing that he's suffering will always make me happy
A round-up of some news stories you might have missed while glued to Twitter and voting numbers (ummmmmm definitely did not do this myself . . . .)
A long full article, but worth it to read about the cheeto's ultimate defeat
washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
A worthwhile read for sure if you are wondering what kind of shenanigans could ensue
washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/…
washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/…
GA update
Biden: 2,457,540
Tr*mp: 2,453,110
Biden leads by 4,430 -- up 141 from the previous update
this 231 vote dump came out of Chatham County
Biden won 186 -- 80.5%
Tr*mp won 45 -- 19.5%
Biden: 2,457,540
Tr*mp: 2,453,110
Biden leads by 4,430 -- up 141 from the previous update
this 231 vote dump came out of Chatham County
Biden won 186 -- 80.5%
Tr*mp won 45 -- 19.5%
PA update
they're done counting for the night and will resume tomorrow
they're done counting for the night and will resume tomorrow
NC update
I haven't really been updating these numbers because they won't be done counting until Thursday at the earliest, but here they are anyway
Biden: 2,656,303
Tr*mp: 2,732,818
Tr*mp leads by 76,515
it's unlikely that Biden will be able to take that lead, but eh
I haven't really been updating these numbers because they won't be done counting until Thursday at the earliest, but here they are anyway
Biden: 2,656,303
Tr*mp: 2,732,818
Tr*mp leads by 76,515
it's unlikely that Biden will be able to take that lead, but eh
This headline makes me so damn happy
definitely run-off
I'm feeling the run-off
I'm feeling the run-off
WHAT
THE F*CK
IS THIS MAN
DOING ON MY SCREEN
THE F*CK
IS THIS MAN
DOING ON MY SCREEN
if I never see any of these maps again, I will die the happiest girl on the planet
please let him be serious about that goal
GA update
Biden: 2,461,455
Tr*mp: 2,454,207
Biden leads by 7,248 -- up 2,959 from the last update!
GEORGIA GOIN' BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUE, Y'ALL
Biden: 2,461,455
Tr*mp: 2,454,207
Biden leads by 7,248 -- up 2,959 from the last update!
GEORGIA GOIN' BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUE, Y'ALL
CNN discussing how Black voters came out BIG in this election
can I just say an enormous A M E N
can I just say an enormous A M E N
THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME STAY UP LIKE A MADWOMAN
THIS VERY THING
GEORGIA GIVES ME 19 VOTES AT A TIME ALL DAY LONG AND THEN IT DROPS THIS ON ME
THIS VERY THING
GEORGIA GIVES ME 19 VOTES AT A TIME ALL DAY LONG AND THEN IT DROPS THIS ON ME
they legit drop 5,243 votes on me at 3 AM their time (eastern)
Biden won 4,101 -- 78.2%
Tr*mp won 1,142 -- 21.8%
Biden won 4,101 -- 78.2%
Tr*mp won 1,142 -- 21.8%
ohmygods, they just started talking about how Georgia is out of reach for Democrats on The West Wing
NOT THIS TIME BITCHESSSSS
NOT THIS TIME BITCHESSSSS
GA update
the two last state-wide recounts in GA netted the candidates exactly 15 votes and 0 votes
I could S I N G
the two last state-wide recounts in GA netted the candidates exactly 15 votes and 0 votes
I could S I N G
TO CLARIFY -- those state-wide recounts were in races that were conducted for STATE positions, not presidential campaigns
the point is to reinforce the fact that short of a staggering counting error, triggering a recount in GA -- much like in WI -- is unlikely to change anything
the point is to reinforce the fact that short of a staggering counting error, triggering a recount in GA -- much like in WI -- is unlikely to change anything
okay, I need to pass out so I can get up in time for the Maricopa and Clark Counties numbers
(oh gods those words just left my mouth -- what, am I in "The West Wing" or something?)
(oh gods those words just left my mouth -- what, am I in "The West Wing" or something?)
before I go -- GA has provisional + military ballots left, but barring something wild, both Senate seats and the GA electoral college go to run-offs on January 5th
yes, you better believe I'm going to be analyzing those to death too
gonna leave this here
yes, you better believe I'm going to be analyzing those to death too
gonna leave this here
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1324892176002678784
. . . . . . my algebra 2 teacher and epidemiology professor are cackling right now, aren't they
I HAVE BEEN DOING WORD PROBLEMS ALL DAY/NIGHT
I HAVE BEEN DOING WORD PROBLEMS ALL DAY/NIGHT
I hate word problems!
Word problems are the actual devil!
They were always my least favorite part of the tests!
It was always beautiful, straightforward equations, and then the last two would always be these AWFUL word problems about bank interest or infection rates!
Word problems are the actual devil!
They were always my least favorite part of the tests!
It was always beautiful, straightforward equations, and then the last two would always be these AWFUL word problems about bank interest or infection rates!
Okay, last tweet thought before bed
After crunching ballot numbers, I've decided I like epidemiological models better
With the votes, I'm just guessing at something I have no control over -- the ballots are already cast, and I'm just guessing where they'll land based on trends
After crunching ballot numbers, I've decided I like epidemiological models better
With the votes, I'm just guessing at something I have no control over -- the ballots are already cast, and I'm just guessing where they'll land based on trends
Epidemiological models can be scary and depressing ("hey look how many people are dying and how quickly they're doing it!"), but then you show them to someone in power and help them craft public health policy and a strategy to make sure your model never comes to pass
Unless, of course, you're showing it to a narcissistic pathological liar who prefers to close his eyes and plug his ears and pretend both the epidemiological model and the epidemic it measures doesn't exist
Then I don't know what to tell you 😂
Then I don't know what to tell you 😂
I'M STILL GOING TO COUNT VOTES AND SHIT BUT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know this is just the beginning but IT FEELS LIKE THE NIGHTMARE IS THIS MUCH CLOSER TO OVER
CNN anchor saying YEAH NO I REALLY SHOULDN'T LET YOU TALK YOU CAN TALK LATER to Rick Santorum is just THE FUCKING ICING ON THE CAKE
also MSNBC talking about the sense of the exhaustion and the collective sigh of relief across the world HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I WILL USE A GIF OF TR*MP BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE EARNED IT
THE BOTTLE IS OPEN
DAMN STRAIGHT
you better believe I am going to count
EVERY
SINGLE
REMAINING
VOTE
so I can rub it in the cheeto's face just how large a margin he lost by
EVERY
SINGLE
REMAINING
VOTE
so I can rub it in the cheeto's face just how large a margin he lost by
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
(lol @ my poor fuzzy election crew collectively having no idea why their mom is flipping out and playing music and laughing)
Uncle Joe and Kamala to Tr*mp rn
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL and in absolutely poetic and hilarious news, Tr*mp is out GOLFING
PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN and VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT KAMALA HARRIS (ohmygods I got to type that) are going to address the nation tonight at 8 eastern (5 pacific)
and as I said YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOING TO KEEP UPDATING BALLOT COUNTS
because, as Uncle Joe said yesterday, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BALLOTS IS A PERSON and I am going to rub EVERY SINGLE ONE in Tr*mp's face
because, as Uncle Joe said yesterday, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BALLOTS IS A PERSON and I am going to rub EVERY SINGLE ONE in Tr*mp's face
ICING ON THE CAKE GOT SOME NUMBERS FOR YOU FROM NV AND AZ WHICH AP CALLED FOR BIDEN
AZ update
Biden: 1,626,943
Tr*mp: 1,606,370
BIDEN STILL LEADS BY 20,573 BITCHES
Biden: 1,626,943
Tr*mp: 1,606,370
BIDEN STILL LEADS BY 20,573 BITCHES
NV update
Biden: 642,604
The other guy: 616,905
BIDEN LEADS BY 25,699 -- UP 3,042
Biden: 642,604
The other guy: 616,905
BIDEN LEADS BY 25,699 -- UP 3,042
OH BTW CONGRATS TO FIRST LADY-TO-BE DR. JILL BIDEN AND SECOND GENTLEMAN-TO-BE DOUG EMHOFF
YOU GUYS ALSO MVPs
YOU GUYS ALSO MVPs
PA update
Biden: 3,345,906
The other guy: 3,311,448
BIDEN LEADS BY 34,458 -- UP 5,625 FROM LAST NIGHT
VOTE DUMP OF 12,093
BIDEN WON 8,837 -- 73%
THE OTHER GUY WON 3,256 -- 27%
Biden: 3,345,906
The other guy: 3,311,448
BIDEN LEADS BY 34,458 -- UP 5,625 FROM LAST NIGHT
VOTE DUMP OF 12,093
BIDEN WON 8,837 -- 73%
THE OTHER GUY WON 3,256 -- 27%
Popular vote update
Biden: 74,857,880
The dude who LOST: 70,598,535
BIDEN LEADS BY 4,259,345
Biden: 74,857,880
The dude who LOST: 70,598,535
BIDEN LEADS BY 4,259,345
another unsung woman behind this win -- Jen O’Malley Dillon
congratulations, you glorious political mind
vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/j…
congratulations, you glorious political mind
vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/j…
(btw lol if you were just here until the race was called, it's okay to unfollow -- thank you for suffering through this with me and may you have the most glorious of days/weeks/months/years😘)
there's going to be an entire class in the "2020 Studies" major just on the 2020 election week and the shared psychological trauma we all endured 🤣
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1289066754803564544
hey
hey guys
WE HAVE A FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
WE HAVE A BLACK VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
WE HAVE A SOUTH ASIAN VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
hey guys
WE HAVE A FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
WE HAVE A BLACK VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
WE HAVE A SOUTH ASIAN VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT
MSNBC JUST CALLED NV FOR BIDEN
OMG JOY ON MSNBC PULLING NO PUNCHES
They were okay with people taking away my gay friends' rights and supporting racism and mass death and so "I'm sorry if Tr*mp supporters are feeling sad today, but we're gonna dunk on y'all"
They were okay with people taking away my gay friends' rights and supporting racism and mass death and so "I'm sorry if Tr*mp supporters are feeling sad today, but we're gonna dunk on y'all"
"The only reason I'm not crying is because I'm so tired and sleep-deprived"
JOOOOOOOOOOY REID SPEAKS FOR ALL OF US
JOOOOOOOOOOY REID SPEAKS FOR ALL OF US
GA update
Biden: 2,462,038
Golfbro: 2,454,491
Biden leads by 7,547 -- up 299 from last night
Vote dump was 867
Biden won 583 -- 66.1%
Cheato won 284 -- 32.8%
Biden: 2,462,038
Golfbro: 2,454,491
Biden leads by 7,547 -- up 299 from last night
Vote dump was 867
Biden won 583 -- 66.1%
Cheato won 284 -- 32.8%
small AZ update
vote dump of 293 puts the totals at
Biden: 1,627,060
DumpterFire: 1,606,546
BIDEN STILL LEADS BY 20,514
vote dump of 293 puts the totals at
Biden: 1,627,060
DumpterFire: 1,606,546
BIDEN STILL LEADS BY 20,514
PA update
Biden: 3,350,504
SusOrangeBitch: 3,312,991
Biden leads 37,513 -- up 3,055 from three hours ago
vote dump was 6,141
Biden won 4,598 -- 75%
SOB won 1,543 -- 25%
Biden: 3,350,504
SusOrangeBitch: 3,312,991
Biden leads 37,513 -- up 3,055 from three hours ago
vote dump was 6,141
Biden won 4,598 -- 75%
SOB won 1,543 -- 25%
settled on my new nickname for him
He is now officially SusOrangeBitch -- SOB
He is now officially SusOrangeBitch -- SOB
AZ update
Biden: 1,627,902
SusOrangeBitch: 1,606,714
Biden leads by 21,188 -- up 674 from 1 hour ago
vote dump of 1,010
Biden: 842 -- 83.4%
SOB: 168 -- 16.6%
Biden: 1,627,902
SusOrangeBitch: 1,606,714
Biden leads by 21,188 -- up 674 from 1 hour ago
vote dump of 1,010
Biden: 842 -- 83.4%
SOB: 168 -- 16.6%
WH update
confirmed that you can indeed hear the DC celebrations from inside the WH
happy loser's day mofo
confirmed that you can indeed hear the DC celebrations from inside the WH
happy loser's day mofo
GA update
Biden: 2,463,889
SusOrangeBitch: 2,454,729
Biden leads by 7,547 -- up 1,613 from 2 hours ago
Vote dump was 2,089
Biden won 1851 -- 88.6%
SOB won 238 -- 11.4%
I CANNOT EVEN WITH THE RATIO
Biden: 2,463,889
SusOrangeBitch: 2,454,729
Biden leads by 7,547 -- up 1,613 from 2 hours ago
Vote dump was 2,089
Biden won 1851 -- 88.6%
SOB won 238 -- 11.4%
I CANNOT EVEN WITH THE RATIO
PA update
Biden: 3,350,884
SusOrangeBitch: 3,313,529
Biden leads 37,355 -- down 158 from three hours ago
vote dump was 918
Biden won 380 -- 41.4%
SOB won 538 -- 58.6%
Biden: 3,350,884
SusOrangeBitch: 3,313,529
Biden leads 37,355 -- down 158 from three hours ago
vote dump was 918
Biden won 380 -- 41.4%
SOB won 538 -- 58.6%
GA Senate race update
Perdue (R): 2,455,652
Ossoff (D): 2,364,394
Perdue leads 91,258
yes, Ossoff is losing by a sizeable #, BUT it's the PERCENTAGE that's important
Perdue: 49.8%
Ossoff: 47.9%
in case you're new, in GA, you MUST win 50.0% of the vote or it goes to a run-off
Perdue (R): 2,455,652
Ossoff (D): 2,364,394
Perdue leads 91,258
yes, Ossoff is losing by a sizeable #, BUT it's the PERCENTAGE that's important
Perdue: 49.8%
Ossoff: 47.9%
in case you're new, in GA, you MUST win 50.0% of the vote or it goes to a run-off
GA Senate race reminder
Warnock (D): 1,611,016 (32.9%
and
Loeffler (R): 1,269,840 (25.9%)
are already going to a run-off
so Democrats have a chance to win BOTH GA Senate seats
Warnock (D): 1,611,016 (32.9%
and
Loeffler (R): 1,269,840 (25.9%)
are already going to a run-off
so Democrats have a chance to win BOTH GA Senate seats
AZ Senate update BECAUSE I AM A PETTY BITCH
Kelly (D): 1,670,127 -- 51.3%
McSally (R): 1,584,386 -- 48.7%
Kelly leads by 85,741 BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
especially notable is that McSally is the incumbent
Kelly (D): 1,670,127 -- 51.3%
McSally (R): 1,584,386 -- 48.7%
Kelly leads by 85,741 BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
especially notable is that McSally is the incumbent
WH update
CNN reporter outside of it reports that there are Z E R O M*GA and Tr*mp shirts/hats
even the vendors are only selling Biden/Harris merchandise
CNN reporter outside of it reports that there are Z E R O M*GA and Tr*mp shirts/hats
even the vendors are only selling Biden/Harris merchandise
the passive-aggressive SASS is just *chef's kiss*
ICING ON THE CAKE
Some excerpts via the WaPo about Biden's planned agenda
I'm legit going to cry
I'm legit going to cry
NV update
Biden: 647,474
SusOrangeBitch: 619,944
Biden leads by 27,530 -- up 1,831 from this morning's lead
vote dump was 8,309
Biden: 5,270 -- 63.4%
SOB: 3,039 -- 36.6%
Biden: 647,474
SusOrangeBitch: 619,944
Biden leads by 27,530 -- up 1,831 from this morning's lead
vote dump was 8,309
Biden: 5,270 -- 63.4%
SOB: 3,039 -- 36.6%
AZ update
Biden: 1,630,127
SusOrangeBitch: 1,611,414
Biden leads by 18,713 -- down 2,475 from 4 hours ago
vote dump was 6,925
Biden: 2,225 -- 32%
SOB: 4,700 -- 68%
Yes, it's not pretty, but we knew it would tighten, and SOB is running out of votes to catch up with every dump
Biden: 1,630,127
SusOrangeBitch: 1,611,414
Biden leads by 18,713 -- down 2,475 from 4 hours ago
vote dump was 6,925
Biden: 2,225 -- 32%
SOB: 4,700 -- 68%
Yes, it's not pretty, but we knew it would tighten, and SOB is running out of votes to catch up with every dump
AZ update
Biden: 1,631,195
SusOrangeBitch: 1,612,585
Biden leads by 18,610 -- down 103 from 30 seconds ago
vote dump was 2,239
Biden: 1,068 -- 48%
SOB: 1,171 -- 52%
like I said, SOB can't consistently sustain the ratio he needs to win
Biden: 1,631,195
SusOrangeBitch: 1,612,585
Biden leads by 18,610 -- down 103 from 30 seconds ago
vote dump was 2,239
Biden: 1,068 -- 48%
SOB: 1,171 -- 52%
like I said, SOB can't consistently sustain the ratio he needs to win
WH update -- and it's a big one
the prevailing emotion in the WH rn is uncertainty -- no one knows what's going to happen in the coming days/weeks/months
The overall strategy thus far has just been to give SusOrangeBitch space to process that this shit is actually happening
the prevailing emotion in the WH rn is uncertainty -- no one knows what's going to happen in the coming days/weeks/months
The overall strategy thus far has just been to give SusOrangeBitch space to process that this shit is actually happening
WH update (cont.)
the WH reporter described the WH as "eerily quiet" -- a lot of staffers legit just didn't come in to work today, including the ones that are quarantining because they were recently around covid-positive M*rk Meadows a lot
the WH reporter described the WH as "eerily quiet" -- a lot of staffers legit just didn't come in to work today, including the ones that are quarantining because they were recently around covid-positive M*rk Meadows a lot
WH update (cont.)
with so many people gone -- most notably M*rk Meadows -- no one knows who's in charge too
normally that would be P*nce, but when asked, no one knew where he was -- they only knew he was not currently at the WH
with so many people gone -- most notably M*rk Meadows -- no one knows who's in charge too
normally that would be P*nce, but when asked, no one knew where he was -- they only knew he was not currently at the WH
WH update (cont.)
the mood yesterday and this morning was one of defiance -- they had planned to hold a rally and fire everyone up about the potential legal challenges, but once F*x News called the race, everybody went radio silent
the mood yesterday and this morning was one of defiance -- they had planned to hold a rally and fire everyone up about the potential legal challenges, but once F*x News called the race, everybody went radio silent
WH update (cont.)
the only thing that really is happening outside of that "unusual amount of silence" (as the reporter put it) is that they are still sending out emails soliciting donations for their legal fund and potential lawsuits
the only thing that really is happening outside of that "unusual amount of silence" (as the reporter put it) is that they are still sending out emails soliciting donations for their legal fund and potential lawsuits
WH update (cont.)
as for the SusOrangeBitch, he has mostly been watching tv (shocking) and tweeting shit he doesn't actually understand
for example, he was tweeting about how he won the race because he broke records with the highest amount of votes ever for an incumbent
as for the SusOrangeBitch, he has mostly been watching tv (shocking) and tweeting shit he doesn't actually understand
for example, he was tweeting about how he won the race because he broke records with the highest amount of votes ever for an incumbent
WH update (cont.)
the WH reporter theorizes that it's a stat that an aide gave him to try and improve his mood . . . conveniently leaving out that Biden won a shit-ton more votes and that SOB is 2nd best
the WH reporter theorizes that it's a stat that an aide gave him to try and improve his mood . . . conveniently leaving out that Biden won a shit-ton more votes and that SOB is 2nd best
WH update (cont.)
the thing everybody agrees on is that nobody -- including him -- has any idea how SOB will handle the remaining days of his presidency
there is speculation that he might just go down to Mar-a-Lago and simply not come back to DC
the thing everybody agrees on is that nobody -- including him -- has any idea how SOB will handle the remaining days of his presidency
there is speculation that he might just go down to Mar-a-Lago and simply not come back to DC
WH update (cont.)
aides believe the worry that SOB won't concede is just "left panic" and that once the count has been certified, it'll finally sink for him, and he'll concede -- or at least stop fighting it
aides believe the worry that SOB won't concede is just "left panic" and that once the count has been certified, it'll finally sink for him, and he'll concede -- or at least stop fighting it
WH update (cont.)
as for the aides themselves, many are already thinking about their futures and trying to protect themselves and getting ready to jump ship if SOB gets so unhinged that it will hurt their future chances even more
for example, one wants a job in TV as an analyst
as for the aides themselves, many are already thinking about their futures and trying to protect themselves and getting ready to jump ship if SOB gets so unhinged that it will hurt their future chances even more
for example, one wants a job in TV as an analyst
WH update (cont.)
a few senior officials, on the other hand, believe they will be out of a job -- even if they don't want to be -- by next week
the prevailing mood among the ones getting ready to vamos is worry about what remains of their credibility after working for SOB
a few senior officials, on the other hand, believe they will be out of a job -- even if they don't want to be -- by next week
the prevailing mood among the ones getting ready to vamos is worry about what remains of their credibility after working for SOB
some fun trivia
Presidents who served only one term and lost as an incumbent
John Adams
John Quincy Adams
Martin Van Buren
Benjamin Harrison
William Howard Taft
Herbert Hoover
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush
oh and
D*nald fucking Tr*mp
Presidents who served only one term and lost as an incumbent
John Adams
John Quincy Adams
Martin Van Buren
Benjamin Harrison
William Howard Taft
Herbert Hoover
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush
oh and
D*nald fucking Tr*mp
(I'm not counting Cleveland bc he did actually serve 2 terms -- he just had Harrison between the two)
IN ANY CASE
How many of those names do you recognize?
I'm guessing the average American knows 3 (not counting SOB)
IN ANY CASE
How many of those names do you recognize?
I'm guessing the average American knows 3 (not counting SOB)
something of note -- many of these guys were defeated because they or their presidencies were actual dumpster fires
(see also "Martin van Ruin," who completely botched the response to the Panic of 1837 and is responsible for the two-party system)
(see also "Martin van Ruin," who completely botched the response to the Panic of 1837 and is responsible for the two-party system)
(credit to Van Ruin, he did become a flaming abolitionist, so I'll give him a small pass)
Hoover's dumpster fire?
The Great Depression . . . and the fact that he opposed having the federal government provide relief during it
Hoover's dumpster fire?
The Great Depression . . . and the fact that he opposed having the federal government provide relief during it
Taft?
Dude was rather fond of occupying, propping up ,and/or removing governments in Latin America and tended toward the super conservative wing of the R*publicans
he also thought Japan occupying Korea was a splendid idea
Dude was rather fond of occupying, propping up ,and/or removing governments in Latin America and tended toward the super conservative wing of the R*publicans
he also thought Japan occupying Korea was a splendid idea
Ah yes, another great thing about Taft
he refused to appoint Black people to federal jobs and removed most Black office holders in the South -- according to him, Black people should be "kept in [their] place"
he refused to appoint Black people to federal jobs and removed most Black office holders in the South -- according to him, Black people should be "kept in [their] place"
John Adams?
I'll let King George speak for me
I'll let King George speak for me
ahhhh yes, and there was that fun business with the Alien and Sedition Acts -- the Naturalization Act, Alien Friends Act of 1798, Alien Enemy Act, Sedition Act
Tr*mp would have absolutely loved these things
Tr*mp would have absolutely loved these things
Our dear friend John Adams
- increased the time immigrants had to wait (14 years) to become citizens (it was 5 years before that)
- gave the president the power to arrest and deport "dangerous" immigrants
- criminalized lying when criticizing the federal government
- increased the time immigrants had to wait (14 years) to become citizens (it was 5 years before that)
- gave the president the power to arrest and deport "dangerous" immigrants
- criminalized lying when criticizing the federal government
are you guys noticing some patterns here?
*side-eyes present administration*
*side-eyes present administration*
PA update
Biden: 3,355,387
SusOrangeBitch: 3,314,164
Biden leads by 41,223 -- up 3,868 from 5 hours ago
vote dump was 5,138
Biden won 4,503 -- 88%
SOB won 635 -- 12%
the ratio that just keeps on giving 🙏
Biden: 3,355,387
SusOrangeBitch: 3,314,164
Biden leads by 41,223 -- up 3,868 from 5 hours ago
vote dump was 5,138
Biden won 4,503 -- 88%
SOB won 635 -- 12%
the ratio that just keeps on giving 🙏
Popular vote update
Biden: 75,197,584
SusOrangeBitch: 70,805,052
Biden leads by 4,392,532 -- up 133,187 from 11 hours ago
the national vote dump was 546,221
Biden won 339,704 -- 62%
SOB won 206,517 -- 38%
that's the ratio IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY
NOT SWING STATES
THE ENTIRE US
Biden: 75,197,584
SusOrangeBitch: 70,805,052
Biden leads by 4,392,532 -- up 133,187 from 11 hours ago
the national vote dump was 546,221
Biden won 339,704 -- 62%
SOB won 206,517 -- 38%
that's the ratio IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY
NOT SWING STATES
THE ENTIRE US
GA update
Biden: 2,465,500
SusOrangeBitch: 2,455,305
Biden leads by 10,195 -- up 2,648 from the last update
Vote dump was 2,187 (yes, I missed one earlier)
Biden: 1851 -- 74%
SOB: 238 -- 26%
if you told me last week Biden would be up 0.21% in GA before the counting was done?
Biden: 2,465,500
SusOrangeBitch: 2,455,305
Biden leads by 10,195 -- up 2,648 from the last update
Vote dump was 2,187 (yes, I missed one earlier)
Biden: 1851 -- 74%
SOB: 238 -- 26%
if you told me last week Biden would be up 0.21% in GA before the counting was done?
an update on the current Biden leads since I doubt there will be any more drops tonight (lol watch PA drop like 20K or some such shit)
GA: 10,195 -- 0.21%
NV: 27,530 -- 2.2%
PA: 41,223 -- 0.60%
AZ: 18,610 -- 0.56%
USA: 4,392,532 -- 2.9%
GA: 10,195 -- 0.21%
NV: 27,530 -- 2.2%
PA: 41,223 -- 0.60%
AZ: 18,610 -- 0.56%
USA: 4,392,532 -- 2.9%
Gonna be petty and do a couple more Biden leads the SusOrangeBitch thought he should have won bc I enjoy rubbing it in and watching him suffer
WI: 20,540 -- 0.7%
MI: 147,897 -- 2.6%
Also he lost my home states of CA and WA by 31.2% and 20.1% respectively (and they're not done)
WI: 20,540 -- 0.7%
MI: 147,897 -- 2.6%
Also he lost my home states of CA and WA by 31.2% and 20.1% respectively (and they're not done)
MN: 232,314 --7.1%
NH: 57,036 -- 7.1% (he lost it by 2,736 in 2016)
CO: 418,163 -- 13.2% (okay, he probably didn't expect to win, but he lost it by only 4.9% in 2016, and I love seeing him get spanked by higher margins)
also I have lost the ability to read anything but numbers
NH: 57,036 -- 7.1% (he lost it by 2,736 in 2016)
CO: 418,163 -- 13.2% (okay, he probably didn't expect to win, but he lost it by only 4.9% in 2016, and I love seeing him get spanked by higher margins)
also I have lost the ability to read anything but numbers
And with that cheery thought, I'm going to go to bed knowing F*x News currently has the SusOrangeBitch losing by more than any other news outlet has called except for the AP
AZ update
Biden: 1,633,181
SusOrangeBitch: 1,613,833
Biden leads by 19,348 -- up 738 from last night
Vote dump was 3,234
Biden: 1,986 -- 61.4%
SOB: 1,248 -- 38.6%
remember 2 days ago when I said SOB couldn't sustain a winning ratio?
he isn't sustaining a winning ratio🙏
Biden: 1,633,181
SusOrangeBitch: 1,613,833
Biden leads by 19,348 -- up 738 from last night
Vote dump was 3,234
Biden: 1,986 -- 61.4%
SOB: 1,248 -- 38.6%
remember 2 days ago when I said SOB couldn't sustain a winning ratio?
he isn't sustaining a winning ratio🙏
NV update
Biden: 657,248
SusOrangeBitch: 625,784
Biden leads by 31,464 -- up 3,934 from last night
Vote dump was 15,614
Biden: 9,774 -- 62.6%
SOB: 5,840 -- 37.4%
just gonna lulz over here
Biden: 657,248
SusOrangeBitch: 625,784
Biden leads by 31,464 -- up 3,934 from last night
Vote dump was 15,614
Biden: 9,774 -- 62.6%
SOB: 5,840 -- 37.4%
just gonna lulz over here
PA update
Biden: 3,359,270
SusOrangeBitch: 3,316,019
Biden leads by 43,251 -- up 2,028 from last night
vote dump was 5,738
Biden: 3,883 -- 67.7%
SOB: 1,855 -- 32.3%
hehe
Biden: 3,359,270
SusOrangeBitch: 3,316,019
Biden leads by 43,251 -- up 2,028 from last night
vote dump was 5,738
Biden: 3,883 -- 67.7%
SOB: 1,855 -- 32.3%
hehe
GA update
Biden: 2,465,781
SusOrangeBitch: 2,455,428
Biden leads by 10,353 -- up 158 from last night
vote dump was 404
Biden: 281 -- 69.6%
SOB: 123 -- 30.4%
Biden: 2,465,781
SusOrangeBitch: 2,455,428
Biden leads by 10,353 -- up 158 from last night
vote dump was 404
Biden: 281 -- 69.6%
SOB: 123 -- 30.4%
remember when people were like BUT THE MILITARY VOTES WILL GO TO SOB and then we all collectively remembered SOB shitting on the military every other month?
WH update
Tr*mp (shockingly) still refuses to concede the election and does not plan to invite Biden to the WH and is currently (even more shockingly) golfing
Tr*mp (shockingly) still refuses to concede the election and does not plan to invite Biden to the WH and is currently (even more shockingly) golfing
Biden campaign update
They are (also shockingly) launching their official transition team tomorrow whether SusOrangeBitch likes it or not
nice to know they're hitting the ground running 👌
They are (also shockingly) launching their official transition team tomorrow whether SusOrangeBitch likes it or not
nice to know they're hitting the ground running 👌
ahh, SOB jr and Er*c SOB are doubling down with their father and vowing to fight the election results that show him falling further and further behind
MSNBC analyst says of SOB: "this is not a normal person -- this is not a rational person -- he's like a child and voters have taken away his toys"
He predicts that R*publicans are going to let him tantrum and cry it out for a while
He predicts that R*publicans are going to let him tantrum and cry it out for a while
he goes on to say that nobody actually thinks he or his lawsuits matter and everybody knows Biden is going to be president
echoing his earlier predictions, he says most everyone is just waiting for that to sink in for SOB
echoing his earlier predictions, he says most everyone is just waiting for that to sink in for SOB
via the NYT
OH LOOK THE INEVITABLE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS ALEXA PLAY D E S P A C I T O
MSNBC is currently hosting Latosha Brown of the Black Voters Fund and Melanie Campbell, Executive Director and Chief Executive Officer of the National Coalition on Black Civic Participation, Inc.
Both are fellows of the Harvard Kennedy School Institute of Politics
Both are fellows of the Harvard Kennedy School Institute of Politics
both women say that the increase in Black voter turnout in the election -- particularly in GA -- was not a sudden miraculous occurrence on Tuesday, but one that had been built by years of networks and relationships and grassroots efforts by Black women
chef's kiss to the Twitter add-on that immediately contradicts him 🤣
lol Twitter cockblocking in the best way
oh yeah, and we hit 10 MILLION covid cases today after the numbers had been consistently increasing
these women's faces when an old white dude says that by refusing to concede Tr*mp is hurting his reputation and ruining his chances of leaving the office with dignity
GOP update
George Dubya has called to congratulate Joe and Kamala
L*ndsay Graham and Ted Cr*z, on the other hand, have gone on national tv and urged Tr*mp not to concede the race
CNN analysts believe they are only doing so to appease their super conservative voting base
George Dubya has called to congratulate Joe and Kamala
L*ndsay Graham and Ted Cr*z, on the other hand, have gone on national tv and urged Tr*mp not to concede the race
CNN analysts believe they are only doing so to appease their super conservative voting base
MSNBC analysts predicting that Tr*mp is going to sign as many pardons as possible on his last day as president (January 19th)
actual quote:
"how many pardons do you believe he'll be signing?"
"how high can you count?"
actual quote:
"how many pardons do you believe he'll be signing?"
"how high can you count?"
MSNBC also predicts SusOrangeBitch won't be there for the inauguration and will instead head down to Florida beforehand and hide there for as long as possible
one muses that said fleeing could happen as soon as Thanksgiving
one muses that said fleeing could happen as soon as Thanksgiving
Remember when this was true 4 years -- I mean days -- ago?
Biden is now winning all of these except NC (which will not be done counting for another 4-5 days) by . . .
WI: 20,540
PA: 43,251
MI: 147,897
GA: 10,353
Biden is now winning all of these except NC (which will not be done counting for another 4-5 days) by . . .
WI: 20,540
PA: 43,251
MI: 147,897
GA: 10,353
for your edification -- recount rules in 6 swing states
FROM YOUR LIPS TO GOD'S EARS
AZ update:
Biden: 1,643,488
SusOrangeBitch: 1,626,536
Biden leads by 16,952 -- down 2,396 from an hour ago
vote dump was 23,010
Biden: 10,307 -- 44.8%
SOB: 12,703 -- 55.2%
SOB still falling short of the ratio he needs to overtake Biden
Biden: 1,643,488
SusOrangeBitch: 1,626,536
Biden leads by 16,952 -- down 2,396 from an hour ago
vote dump was 23,010
Biden: 10,307 -- 44.8%
SOB: 12,703 -- 55.2%
SOB still falling short of the ratio he needs to overtake Biden
an update on the SusOrangeBitch's lawsuits
he is currently 0 for 10
he is currently 0 for 10
President-elect update
(ZOMG I GET TO WRITE THAT)
Uncle Joe and Kamala Auntie are already reaching out to governors to assess their public health needs relating to the pandemic so they can prep their covid strategies accordingly
(ZOMG I GET TO WRITE THAT)
Uncle Joe and Kamala Auntie are already reaching out to governors to assess their public health needs relating to the pandemic so they can prep their covid strategies accordingly
WH update
SusOrangeBitch's inner circle is split on strategy
SOB Jr, Rudi, Cruise, Airick, and GrahamCracker all have urged him to continue fighting
BUT
M*lania and K*shner are currently urging him to quit
you can see how successful that's been
SusOrangeBitch's inner circle is split on strategy
SOB Jr, Rudi, Cruise, Airick, and GrahamCracker all have urged him to continue fighting
BUT
M*lania and K*shner are currently urging him to quit
you can see how successful that's been
WH update (cont.)
Campaign officials have admitted that they doubt their legal challenges will actually make a difference even if they're successful
they've also said SOB has acknowledged in private he is beginning to come to terms with his defeat but may never show it publicly
Campaign officials have admitted that they doubt their legal challenges will actually make a difference even if they're successful
they've also said SOB has acknowledged in private he is beginning to come to terms with his defeat but may never show it publicly
WH update (cont.)
and yup
CNN WH reporter confirms that SOB was indeed on the golf course when they called the race
and yup
CNN WH reporter confirms that SOB was indeed on the golf course when they called the race
MSNBC: Kamala Harris is the first woman of color to be VP and now here are actual women of color to discuss it
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
while I take a breath, tell me how you're feeling in a gif
this is still me
this is still me
MSNBC killing it with rep today
I don't think I've gone this long without seeing Orange Caligula on the tv and can I just say I COULD GET USED TO THIS
I tweeted this 17 days before RBG died, and I officially hate it
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1300813789416157185
going back to the MSNBC rep thing real quick, the host of this show is Jewish and the son of an immigrant
this is the future liberals want
this is the future liberals want
let the R*publican cannibalism and blame games begin 🍿🍿🍿
random WH update
apparently there are very few people who are actually loyal to SOB and like him and respect him
not many people want to literally have his back in this shit (shocking)
apparently there are very few people who are actually loyal to SOB and like him and respect him
not many people want to literally have his back in this shit (shocking)
a more sobering and 🙃🙃🙃 revelation from Tr*mpworld:
Of the 376 counties in the US that have the highest current rates of covid . . . 350 of them are Tr*mp counties
that's 93%
Of the 376 counties in the US that have the highest current rates of covid . . . 350 of them are Tr*mp counties
that's 93%
NV update
Biden: 664,162
SusOrangeBitch: 629,879
Biden leads by 34,283 -- up 2,819 from this morning
Vote dump was 11,009
Biden: 6,914 -- 62.8%
SOB: 4,095 -- 37.2%
Biden: 664,162
SusOrangeBitch: 629,879
Biden leads by 34,283 -- up 2,819 from this morning
Vote dump was 11,009
Biden: 6,914 -- 62.8%
SOB: 4,095 -- 37.2%
AZ update
Biden: 1,643,664
SusOrangeBitch: 1,626,679
Biden leads by 16,985 -- up 33 from 2 hours ago
vote dump was 319
Biden: 176 -- 55.2%
SOB: 143 -- 44.8%
hey, remember when SOB's campaign said he was going to win AZ by 30K?
Biden: 1,643,664
SusOrangeBitch: 1,626,679
Biden leads by 16,985 -- up 33 from 2 hours ago
vote dump was 319
Biden: 176 -- 55.2%
SOB: 143 -- 44.8%
hey, remember when SOB's campaign said he was going to win AZ by 30K?
BIG PRESIDENT-ELECT UPDATE
the 3 co-chairs of his covid response team are
Vivek Murthy
David Kessler
Marcella Nunez-Smith
the three basic goals they plan to begin with are
expanding testing
providing more PPE
contact tracing
the 3 co-chairs of his covid response team are
Vivek Murthy
David Kessler
Marcella Nunez-Smith
the three basic goals they plan to begin with are
expanding testing
providing more PPE
contact tracing
Vivek Murthy
- former U.S. surgeon general (first of Indian descent)
- former vice admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps
- founded nonprofit Doctors for America in 2008
- BA in biochemical sciences from Harvard
- MD from Yale
- MBA from Yale
- former U.S. surgeon general (first of Indian descent)
- former vice admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps
- founded nonprofit Doctors for America in 2008
- BA in biochemical sciences from Harvard
- MD from Yale
- MBA from Yale
Murthy (cont.)
- served on Obama's U.S. Presidential Advisory Council on Prevention, Health Promotion, and Integrative and Public Health
- publicly declared gun violence as a threat to public health (BLESS YOU, SIR)
- served on Obama's U.S. Presidential Advisory Council on Prevention, Health Promotion, and Integrative and Public Health
- publicly declared gun violence as a threat to public health (BLESS YOU, SIR)
Murthy (cont.)
- co-founder and chairman of TrialNetworks (cloud-based Clinical Trial Optimization System for pharmaceutical trials to improve quality + efficiency of clinical trials to bring new drugs to market faster + safer
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY TO HAVE AROUND
- co-founder and chairman of TrialNetworks (cloud-based Clinical Trial Optimization System for pharmaceutical trials to improve quality + efficiency of clinical trials to bring new drugs to market faster + safer
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY TO HAVE AROUND
David Kessler
- former commissioner of the FDA ('90-'97)
- BA Amherst College
- MD Harvard
- JD Harvard
- consulted for Senator Hatch (UT) on issues relating to the safety of food additives and regulation of cigarettes + tobacco
- former commissioner of the FDA ('90-'97)
- BA Amherst College
- MD Harvard
- JD Harvard
- consulted for Senator Hatch (UT) on issues relating to the safety of food additives and regulation of cigarettes + tobacco
Kessler (cont.)
- ran a teaching hospital in NYC while teaching at Columbia Law School AND the Albert Einstein College of Medicine
- originally appointed to FDA by HW Bush and reappointed by Clinton
(correction from above -- JD University of Chicago WHILE at Harvard)
- ran a teaching hospital in NYC while teaching at Columbia Law School AND the Albert Einstein College of Medicine
- originally appointed to FDA by HW Bush and reappointed by Clinton
(correction from above -- JD University of Chicago WHILE at Harvard)
Kessler (cont.)
- made FDA "more vigilant in protecting consumers against unsafe products and inflated label claims"
- dean and vice-chancellor at the UC San Francisco Medical School, but was fired for whistleblowing on the school's financials
- made FDA "more vigilant in protecting consumers against unsafe products and inflated label claims"
- dean and vice-chancellor at the UC San Francisco Medical School, but was fired for whistleblowing on the school's financials
Marcella Nunez-Smith
- Yale associate Professor of Internal Medicine, Public Health, and Management; Founding Director of the Equity Research and Innovation Center (ERIC)
- Yale Director of the Center for Research Engagement (CRE)
- Yale associate Professor of Internal Medicine, Public Health, and Management; Founding Director of the Equity Research and Innovation Center (ERIC)
- Yale Director of the Center for Research Engagement (CRE)
Nunez-Smith (cont.)
- Deputy Director of Yale Center for Clinical Investigation
- Core Faculty in National Clinician Scholars Program
- Research Faculty in Global Health Leadership Initiative
- Director of Pozen-Commonwealth Fund Fellowship in Health Equity Leadership
- Deputy Director of Yale Center for Clinical Investigation
- Core Faculty in National Clinician Scholars Program
- Research Faculty in Global Health Leadership Initiative
- Director of Pozen-Commonwealth Fund Fellowship in Health Equity Leadership
Nunez-Smith (cont.)
- ran an NIH-funded program to develop a tool to assess patient reported experiences of discrimination in healthcare
- principal investigator for promotion and retention of diversity in academic medical school faculty
I am so in love with this woman
- ran an NIH-funded program to develop a tool to assess patient reported experiences of discrimination in healthcare
- principal investigator for promotion and retention of diversity in academic medical school faculty
I am so in love with this woman
LOOK AT THE QUALIFICATIONS ON THESE PEOPLE I ACTUALLY WANT TO C R Y
AND NOT ONLY ARE THEY EXTRAORDINARILY QUALIFIED, ONE IS THE SON OF INDIAN IMMIGRANTS AND ONE IS A WOC FROM THE US VIRGIN ISLANDS
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