As seen somewhere on the web.

Remember, we don't need to keep lists. We just need to tell you we don't have jumper cables.

'I was leaving a bar last night and I saw some dyke looking bitch who couldn't get her car started because her battery was dead.
'I was about to offer to help until I noticed a Biden/Harris bumper sticker.
'I told her that I didn't have any cables. I carry cables and a jump starter in both of my vehicles Am I a meanie?

'Normally, I'm more than willing to help people out, but I'm not feeling too kindly towards commie trash these days.'

Microaggression starts with 12V batteries.
Interlocutor: Shoulda told her to steal some...
Clustick for Liberals:

You won't be making any lists, because you won't be able to start your car and get to work, and you'll have bigger fish to fry in your sorry ass little lives than digging trenches.

Which you don't know how to do anyway.

.@linuxhippie
Little scenes like this are happening all over the US right now.

The Saxon is slow to anger.

Itz Happenin'

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9 Nov
As I've cautioned before, the Benford's Law analysis is *suggestive* of needing an investigation, and is routinely used to back up conclusions -- however, we should be *careful* not to push it too far.

Like stressed and melting beams in an imploding skyscraper, it is just too...
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9 Nov
My EC call.

MI and WI probably had lots of fraud, but may be a moot point. NV GA AZ NC PA would deliver a 2nd term to Trump in the EC, easily.
- Google is giving *all* these states to Biden, except NC soft to Trump
- Wikipedia agrees except hasn't called NV, GA, NC at right now
The 'Biden won all of WI, MI, PA' narrative is strong but false.

I suspect Trump has PA after SCOTUS throws out post 8pm ballots, maybe MI.

Probably not WI but that is not certain.

I call Trump at 279 Voats.
What's the weak link in my optimism? GA. I called that as a pain point in 2016 and it has done nothing to allay them.

We shall see what we shall see.

Appointment in Samarra, 12/14.
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9 Nov
History. When 9/11 occurred, several states issued state-wide State of Emergency orders.

Jeb Bush took a 'Hurricane Emergency' template and added an interesting clause: Enough with the hanging chad stuff already.

Large baseline for analysis given N hurricanes/yr

.@linuxhippie
The text of such orders (it was a word document template) tends to be preserved forever. Even in 2000 to now.
The punctuation for 'Therefore be it resolved' stuff is pretty strict too.

There was a dangling semi-colon indicating the final 'Whereas' clause had been deleted and the punctuation never fixed.

Always wondered what the 'last reason' they decided not to run with was.
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9 Nov
It's time to have a National Conversation about Dementia.

Being ruled by a man with Dementia is like being ruled by an AI.

Humans have souls, intelligence, and intellect, but we are also part mechanism.

Behaviour is, to a large extent, a pre-programmed Event-Reponse Table...
As dementia progresses, you see the underlying 'machine' and programming (and occasionally the machine elves)... more and more.

The shaping and nuance -- the divinity that shapes our ends -- looks more and more like the chunky, rough-hewn ends of a faggot.

Nice metaphor, that..
The 'person' is still there, but more and more, you are looking at an Android...

A pre-trained machine, with basic behavioural patterns, and less 'human' control.

A BROKEN robot.
Read 4 tweets
8 Nov
The H. in LaRouche stands for Hermetyle, a family name.

Hermes is Hyle (Matter). Straight out of the Rosicrucian play book.

.@S_Coughlin_DC
Our opponents are *deep* into this shit.

Hegel, Marx were Alchemists.

LaRouche too.

Barry Lyndon is a tribute to him.
Eye Wide Shut was a remake of Barry Lyndon, a bit darker in conception.

Both are based on the Tarot Deck.

Great Awakening.
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8 Nov
To be clear, in terms of 'prognostication', I consider it 'likely' but not 'almost certain' or 'certain' that Trump will in fact be seated, after legal challenges and an EC vote.
But any prediction about the future is a *Hypothesis* that requires *Evdence* for it, and a plausible train of *Events*.

Remember our notation at this site[1] -- H for hypothesis, E for events, E* for Evidence, all with probabilities attached.
[1]: Notation from Tecuci et al, _Intelligence Analysis as Discovery of Evidence, Hypotheses, and Arguments_

Discussed at the forum:

Previous Dissent • Cognitive Assistants in Intelligence Analysis
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