Hey, just wanted to wish a happy belated 222d birthday to the US Marine Corps - forgot to give them my best wishes back in July
And don't feel bad about taking that 15 year break between 1783-1798 - just like at Belleau Wood, the Army covered down for you while you took a knee
Look, it's a long and proud tradition for the services to snark at each other. In particular, the Army has a tradition of snarking at their Marine Corps cousins - yes the Army recognizes only the Navy as its sibling - the USMC and Air Force are cousins
And fine, if you don't want to believe me, here, have this officer snark from a major in the 9th Infantry in World War I:
And if that wasn't enough, here's some genuine enlisted snark from Army troops in the Pacific in WWII.
This one's a two-fer, aimed at both service cousins at the same time
The amount of shade thrown between Soldiers and Marines in their battles over the years could be used by the entire Air Force to sit in so that they don't get their tender skin burnt
Marine Corps press releases alone have seen more action than any part of the Space Force, ever
Did you know that the red stripe on Marine Corps trousers comes from 19th century typeface that used to washout from black to red when it was in the sun too long?
Or that "devil dog" comes from a derivation of "newshounds," because Marines were always seen talking to reporters?
Some more USMC lore...
The Mameluke sword was actually bought in a shop in DC and the Marines who made up the story never bought another drink in their lives
It was a Marine who taught the Navy SEALs what book deals were
Ok, ok, I'm done
In closing:
No fiercer enemies, no better friends: here's to the US Marine Corps
Happy 245th birthday, you crazy kids
Try not to burn down the Pentagon
(for those thinking I was kidding about my original Belleau Wood comment: I was not. From June 16-21, all 3 battalions of the 7th Infantry from the @3rd_Infantry replaced the Marine Brigade in Belleau Wood to allow them time to take on replacements & refit)
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So, I've had 2 French 75s and I have some STORIES to tell
So gather round, ye rapscallions of the internets for a special edition of #drunjhistory
It took me wayyyyyy to long to type that so you KNOW it gon be good
IT'S QUASI WAR TIME, Y'ALL
Once upon a a time etc etc it was 1778 and The US an France were bestest frennnnnns. They had this whole treaty of alliance and crap. Cause France agreed to fight till we got Independence and we agreed to fight until
Hold up
We interrupt this for a damn adorable cat message
Anyways uhhhh we agreed to keep fighting until such time as the French got their war aims and the French said they'd keep fighting as long as Spain got Gibraltar back or whatever and let's be honest, no one believes that would happen but hey, it's all about good feelings, right?
Ok, overlooking that the author read one book and then decided that he now understands all historiography about Gettysburg, let's talk about why this title and this piece are incredibly garbage takes
Thanks to @DavidLarter for getting me pissed off of a Saturday morning
First - that title - the Maine story at Gettysburg. My dude, the Maine story at Gettysburg is NOTHING but worthy of the reels. From Cpt Hall withdrawing his guns by recoil from McPherson's ridge to the 16th Maine's heroic charge as the I Corps rear guard on Day 1...
Where the 180 dudes literally hold off 5000 rebels for 20 minutes & then tear their colors to shreds before being overrun - or the 4th Maine in Devil's Den, retaking the NY guns with the bayonet - or the 17th Maine in the Wheatfield, which also runs out of ammunition...
Reading the "Black Codes" passed by southern states during Reconstruction, placing freed people into conditions as close to slavery as they could make them
Sherman should've mowed the deep south like a lawn, making multiple passes
I hate institutional racism so goddam much
29 July, 1866 - New Orleans police (mostly ex-rebel troops) attacked a delegation of whites and blacks meeting to amend the LA state constitution. Police fired into the crowd, which took shelter in the convention hall. Police broke down the doors, firing into the mass, killing 38
Army declared martial law in the city, Sheridan concluded "it was no riot, it was an absolute massacre by the police" and compared it to Fort Pillow. When the city did nothing to investigate, Sheridan sacked the city leadership & forced the police to be 50% US Army vets
Going through some of my grandpa's WWII photos. He did some of his pre-war training at the Carlisle barracks in Pennsylvania before heading to Camp Polk for maneuvers and then Camp Miles Standish prior to embarkation to North Africa in spring, 1943.
Caption reads, Bizerte shoreline from LST, December 28, 1943
Not sure the date is correct, because the LST number was incorrect
Grandpa liked to doodle. And carve. And he left his doodles around North Africa...and Italy...and southern France
Well, well, well, what have we here. A disheartened populace and a bottle of gin. Just like..
17fuckin81 and it's time for some goddam yorktown and hell, I dunno, maybe even some Daniel Morgan doing some crazy ass double envelopment shit along the way
It's THURSDAY, people
Ok, so - 1779 in NY and it's like the goddamned holland tunnel - gridlocked like a mothafucka. Henry Clinton can't get out, G. Washington can't get in. You got Lord Germain in London all anxious for someone to do something
So the Brits run off and take savannah GA
Now, this might seem ass backwards, but the Brits have this idea that MAYBE there's all these magical loyalists in the south who r gonna materialize put of thin air once the Redcoats march in so they go ALL IN on the dirty south