A story from the Before Times:
So I’ve never tried pot. Not my thing. Nothing against it, but there isn’t any in my house.
So I’ve never tried pot. Not my thing. Nothing against it, but there isn’t any in my house.
A friend came over for a party and brought some edible cookies. Cool!
@bequinning and I basically harangued the poor guy about keeping them up high where @Quinnypiglet couldn’t get to them.
@bequinning and I basically harangued the poor guy about keeping them up high where @Quinnypiglet couldn’t get to them.
“What gives? You folks drink constantly!”
He was right! But we’d taught our toddler not to grab random drinks—it never occurred to us to teach her not to swipe cookies.
He was right! But we’d taught our toddler not to grab random drinks—it never occurred to us to teach her not to swipe cookies.
There is no moral to this story–everything went fine.
But I miss the Before Times, including friends who damned near gave me a heart attack.
But I miss the Before Times, including friends who damned near gave me a heart attack.
I have fewer cookies now and it’s not okay.
https://twitter.com/bequinning/status/1326364524690112512
It was predictable though. He who has a Tate’s is lost. 
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