We start with @puppetize shipping its sales culture. Why do companies need to know what state you're in? So the right sales rep gets your lead obviously.
The cover is evocative: a hipster dude who blue himself on top of a container, a Black woman with severe jaundice, and a woman who desperately needs to invest in a seating arrangement that's less likely to kill her.
Since @cleancredit700 are in fact the biggest pieces of shit in our solar system, a thread on how to actually repair your credit without giving money to these predatory fucks.
"If the do-it-yourself route is not working for you, consider a reputable non-profit agency that is a member of National Foundation for Credit Counseling or the Association of Independent Consumer Credit Counseling Agencies."
The idea is awesome; you store objects in the Intelligent Tiering storage class. As they go longer without being accessed, they get moved into first infrequent access, and then (as of today, if you enable it), into Glacier / Glacier Deep Archive. You pay less over time!
The caveats that you'll smack into here.
1. Only objects larger than 128kb are transitioned. A bunch of small objects will stay at Standard Tier pricing.
The @LastWeekinAWS annual charity t-shirt fundraiser wrapped up yesterday. You wonderful, amazing people helped us raise $15,225 for @826National with exactly 500 shirts sold. The check is on the way, 826 folks.
I was out on parental leave for most of this. Some amazing people stepped up to help make this possible. Their work happened behind the scenes, though you clearly saw the results of it.
First, our delightful copywriter Lianna (@punchlinecopy). She's the only writer I've ever worked with where I have to say "that's HILARIOUS, but it's a bit TOO edgy." She's incredible.