When the second term resumed after the Christmas break of 1996, I went back to the boarding school practically walking on the cloud
My father came home from his base in Germany over the Christmas period and brought us a lot of goodies
One of the goodies was a pair of loafers with
Which I rocked the town throughout the Christmas season
I was of two minds as to whether I should take it to school but the problem with leaving things at home is this, you preserve them from getting spoilt or stolen only to discover that you have outgrown them!
When I got to
School the shoe got a lot of attention.
Loafers, bikers, Sanchez and Chelsea boots were the must have shoes of those days
Any clean jeans and T-shirt will do but your shoes determine how far you will go in the appraisal of your friends socially!
I placed this shoe on my bunk as I
Began to arrange my locker
Our housemaster’s oldest son walked into the room to greet me, he had just gained admission into the university of Ilorin at the time
A few minutes after he left, I stood up to put my loafers in the locker and discovered it had disappeared.
What!
It was
the first day of resumption
I was the only senior to have arrived
My younger brother and some other junior students had arrived too but none of them was old enough to wear the shoe or had the guts to come into a senior’s room to steal the shoe. None of them came into the room. I
knew who the thief was
I went to the housemaster’s house and asked for this guy
He was not in
I didn’t want to accuse him in his absence so I waited
When I went back later in the evening, his mother said he had left for school
I nodded my head and smiled
Those days I was not the
type that will take that lying low
I cannot describe how painful it felt to have been robbed in broad daylight & to also be unable to accuse the thief and get justice
Any other student will pick his wound and forget about it but I was not wired that way
I felt he had made a fool
of me
When my roommates arrived, I told them what had happened
None of them believed me
I had a reputation for dishonesty and being light fingered
They would believe it if I told them I stole the loafers than believe me that my loafers were stolen
It seems a thief had no right to
justice
As long as he has a long rap sheet of misdeeds, whatever calamity befell him would be well deserved
I summoned courage to speak with the House master on the theft, he got angry that I accused his son of stealing my loafers
He told me I didn’t bring any loafers to school
And if I did, I had gone to sell it while accusing his son of the theft just so I can give my parents a good excuse when they ask me to give an account for the loafers
It is pretty difficult not to be believed when you are robbed or raped or cheated because you deserved it
One of
My friends even said “You have done all sorts to others, you need to feel how they felt when you stole their things”
I get it
I was no saint
I deserved to be robbed
It was karma
I didn’t even deserve a “sorry
I waited for the term to end, we went on holidays and I resumed for the
Third term on the first day of resumption as usual
Luckily, the thief was around
This time, I had bought a pair of Sanchez boots from a friend and I made sure I polished it very well
I placed it on my bed as usual, I pretended I was not paying attention
He came into the room just
Like he did the first time
I waited
He greeted me and did some small talk
I answered half heartedly
He left
I waited for ten minutes until he walked into his father’s apartment
As expected, the Sanchez boot was gone
I sneaked out of my room, walked around the hostel to the house
Master’s house and pulled the housemaster’s bedroom window from the outside
I had set the trap as soon as I got to school
The hole the window latch was supposed to slot into had been blocked with candle wax
The window gave way
I climbed into the House Master’s room through the
Window and saw the son putting my Sanchez boot and the stolen loafers of the previous term into his travel bag
He also had his provisions, clothes, some money and other things in the same bag
He zipped the bag and walked out through the back door
As soon as he was gone, I took
His travel bag and exited the same way I got in
I put the bag under my bunk and locked the room
Two hours later, the house master arrived home to take his son to the motor park where he would take a bus to Ilorin
The poor boy couldn’t find his travel bag
They searched for it
Everywhere
Nobody could even imagine it was in the male hostel
He couldn’t go to school that day
My roommates started arriving
I didn’t tell anybody what had happened in their absence
Monday came, I dressed for school wearing my Sanchez boot
When I walked into the dinning for
Breakfast the house master’s son saw me
I had my breakfast and went off to class
The next day, I wore my loafers to the dinning for breakfast
He saw me again
It convinced him beyond any reasonable doubt that I had his travel bag but there was nothing he could do about it
If he
told anyone he would have to admit that he stole my things too
Meanwhile, his father was giving him hell everyday over the missing bag
He came to see me in the school area on the third day
He came with three friends
He said I should return his bag or they will beat me up
I said
Okay
Later that evening during the evening devotion, I walked up to housemaster and told him everything
I told him his son was a thief and had now resorted to intimidation to cover his crime
I told him I have my own gang
We will burn his hostel down if he does not address the
Issue
I presented my evidence
In the son’s travel bag, I found the clothes of other students of the boarding house
The house master’s holy boy was not so holy!
The house master said He would arrest me for coming into their house to steal the son’s bag
I told him to go ahead!
Eventually, he capitulated
He told me to bring the bag to the dinning and his son apologized to all the students!
Those whose properties had been stolen got their properties back
It was a walk of shame but it was a walk that was necessary!
His son returned to school that same
Week!
Hypocrisy is a norm in human society and we are all guilty of it
Did you notice how the news of a Covid-19 vaccine was released in the USA soon after the “election” but not before?
People were dying but it didn’t matter, announcing it before will make it seem like Trump got
a win and nobody wanted to give a gorilla the pleasure reserved for human beings!
So they cried COVID-19 towards the election and announced a vaccine after their preferred candidate won!
It didn’t matter that people were dying all over
When we dislike people, we all have the
Tendency to “not see” when they are wronged or to judge whatever calamity they are facing as deserved
The gospel does not wear tainted lens
It made equals of all men in Christ Jesus.
Believers have no right to hate or judge anyone in Christ
Such is eternally as good as we all are
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He started attending our church at that time because the church pastor announced during her sermon that she had a caucasian friend in Finland who was desperately searching for a husband
It was one of those real life experiences pastors relate during their Sunday sermons, he was
In the church as a first timer and as a personal friend to my younger brother.
I had met him briefly in Bowen University when he came to visit his younger sister
His younger sister and my younger brother were good friends. It was through his sister that my brother met him
I can’t
Remember if I spoke to him at that time but that weekend he suddenly surfaced at the flat I share with my brother as my brother’s guest and we all got talking
We talked until late into the night
He informed us he would be sleeping over
It was not a problem
The following day was
I know how hard it is for good people to accept the not so good people with bad reputations got saved and forgiven despite how bad they were
I had a pastor once who says "I was always a good person before i became a Christian, I never sinned and I am still that way except that I
confessed Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour many years ago."
The day I invited prostitutes to our monthly vigil, this woman saw them and couldn't concentrate throughout the service
After the service, she called me to the pastor's office for a chat
She was practically as white as
snow
She asked me if i knew what I was doing
I said Yes
She said "You brought those people into the church? You brought harlots into this church?"
I kept quiet
I had thought she was going to praise me when i went into the office to see her
I was very wrong
The smile on my face
My first smart deal was done when I was 10
I was a pupil at Army children school 3, Iwo road, Ibadan at the time
I was a model pupil with great academic achievements
My favourite teacher was Mrs Akinwale, she taught me in primary 5 and brought out the best she can in my writing
Skills
When I got to primary 6, I had this teacher called MR. Babalola
He was the mathematics Teacher
I hated mathematics
Whenever he gave us class work, we would submit and he would mark
If you get back your note and you see “see me” on the page where you did your class work
It means he will give you four strokes of the cane
I know I will always get a see me
And that means I will always get four strokes of his “pankere” everyday
His “see me” and his “pankere” had a reputation
I had prayed I wouldn’t be put in his class but God didn’t hear that prayer
I learnt a tough lesson five years ago.
I was working as the PA to a Big Pastor at the time
The church had a maternity centre in the heart of a local community where pregnant women were attended to from conception to delivery for a token of ten thousand Naira
The church planted
the maternity centre as a CSR initiative and paid the salaries of all the nurses, midwives and doctors from the church purse
The stipend paid by the pregnant women was used mainly for administrative purposes
As the pastor’s PA, I had the duty of interfacing with the heads of such
Establishments and making recommendations to the pastor as needed
This lady walks into my office on a Wednesday afternoon, she was the administrator of the maternity centre.
She looked very puffed up and sickly
I got alarmed immediately
I asked her what was wrong
She said she
According to eyewitnesses, police officers were deployed to the offices in the middle of the night to protect it from hoodlums
The office was located right beside the house of one of the prominent party chieftains
This political party has been in power in that state for over
twenty years
While the opposition swept through the region during a particular high season, the state was the only one that wasn't swept away
The hoodlums were in their pocket
The transporters were in their pocket
The market men and women were in their pocket
The artisans were in
their pocket
The landlords and indigenes were in their pocket
Nobody would dare attack anything belonging to them among the indigenes
The indigenes see the political party and its leaders as heroes and kingmakers
The presence of the policemen was based on security developments
Jezebel played god
Her husband came home sulking because he had tried to negotiate a fair deal with Naboth to own a vineyard which Naboth inherited
Naboth was not cowered by Ahab's position or economic strength
Naboth simply told Ahab the vineyard was inherited and cannot be sold
Ahab didn't like Naboth's response
Jezebel decided to do something about it
The law of God which was made for the good of the people was twisted by Jezebel
She got people to accuse Naboth of Blasphemy and killed him
She did it without any remorse
That is the way those who do not
know God behave
When they see an advantage, they take it
It doesn't matter what God wants
Their conscience has not been tuned to think "above" and "Godly"
They only think of self and present pleasure
The same applies to Doeg the Edomite during the days of King Saul
He saw David