Thread by @tomiahonen

The Final Installment In White House Trilogy

After Olympus Has Fallen. After White House Down. Comes #BunkerBoy.

I will narrate the blockbuster movie of 2021 here on Twitter for you. What happened in the Bunker from 19 January 2021, to the bitter end.

A Twitter story, for you

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This is the TW prologue so you know what is happening. Imagine this being a movie described in Tweets. We all know the classic Bunker movies, The Alamo, Downfall. We know the White House siege movies, White House Down & Olympus Has Fallen. In that style

Bunker Boy Prologue 3/9

I have seen lots of 'worried' Tweets on, 'What if Trump doesn't leave voluntarily from the White House?' What if he truly barricades himself into the White House with die-hard supporters, and refuses to leave. THEN what?

I know what. I'll tell you what

Bunker Boy Prologue 4/9

Explaining the absurdity, about the utter futility of Trump's delusion, as Bunker Boy, has SEVERAL crushing arguments. But to discuss them would require TONS of Tweets. I sometimes write long threads. This would require a SERIES of long threads...

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So it hit me. Rather than argue my points, why don't I try to tell you a story? Let's do the 'third movie' in the sequence of White House sieges. Except this time, I will keep the story 100% realistic, no Hollywood nonsense. Let me show you what happens

Bunker Boy Prologue 6/9

I will explain the 'main' aspects to the way Trump's Bunker Boy ploy would end (and he MAY try it, so it MAY end this way). Story start from 19 January. I will write (now) whole story in a series of Tweets, into threads, that are all joined. Like a movie

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Bear in mind, I've never done something like this. I did map out the full scenario (in my head), I know the 'storyline' but I have no idea how many Tweets it will take. I ALSO need to type all these manually, so you will get it 'in scenes' in sequence.

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I will not waste much time 'decorating' the story, I am a words-dude. BUT I will do some illustrations where relevant. I do want to claim absolute accuracy on the technical details. This will be more accurate than the Hollywood movies.

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My purpose is to reassure my Tweeps, that if Trump ends up holding the White House, THAT story has a happy ending for us (oh sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to do a spoiler)

Its kinda Docu-drama

Let's start. Once upon a time, in an America Made Great Again

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BUNKER BOY: The Last Days of Donald Trump

Once upon a time, in an America Made Great Again, lived a hated impeached racist rapist traitor dictator named Donald the Duck McTrump...

Opening scene, 19 January, 2021. Trump is Tweeting madly from White House

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Trump Tweets he will not come to Biden's inaugration tomorrow, because Trump has won the election, the Biden victory is fake, Trump will demand a new recount, he will take the case to SCOTUS for a second time, etc.

Many Americans are worried because...

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..because Trump has fortified the White House, brought hundreds of Proud Boys to patrol the new higher wall. A moat has been dug. There are rumors of landmines. A squad of Nazis patrol the roof of the the White House heavily armed, and some Maganutters...

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Maganutters like Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz & #LeningradLindsey Graham have driven up to White House and have announced they will stay there boycotting the Biden Inaugration. Barr has yet another investigation into Hillary's emails. Pompeo is being Pompeo

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Trump makes it very clear, he will not surrender power. He has Erik Prince's Blackwater (=Academi) mercenaries as auxiliary White House security, fully deputized. Trump has ordered 3 divisions of US army to guard the White House (only 1 physically there)

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In past 70 days, Trump has fired dozens of Generals and appointed his lackeys to various postings in Pentagon.

Americans are very concerned. Joe Biden is calm, continues with his final plans for his Inaugration for 20 January. TV news shows tanks in DC

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So Trump has fighter jets & helicopters over DC, tanks on the streets, & a new private mercenary army to protect him. And a battalion worth of 'patriot' Nazis have joined Trump on White House grounds. And they are fortified behind a wall..

Yet Joe is calm

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The Bunker.

So the White House is an old building. Not designed to be a a modern military fortification. BUT it has been fortified. The windows are bulletproof, as are doors, walls. There is an anti-aircraft system on the roof with tons of spare rounds

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Underneath the familiar building, over time, a large office building has been dug underground. And below that, like most modern seats of power in most countries, there is a real BUNKER. A heavily armored bunker, possibly even nuclear bomb-proof

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There is living, working & sleeping quarters for the critical White House staff, and food & clean water for a LONG while, at least a year (before Trump stocking up) AND their own power generator (some say nuclear power. I think that would be silly)

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There also are secure communication pathways to military commands, and the ability to run the whole country in an emergency, from that bunker. The doorways are intensely fortified. And there is of course an exit tunnel (probably 3). Trump could stay..

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Trump could stock up, and then have a select core group, families, close supporters, and live in the bunker for probably 100 years with enough food, clean water and fuel for the diesel-electric generator. And taunt us with his Tweets

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Trump is NOT a military genius, haha. BUT he could have Erik Prince's Blackwater mercenaries 'upgrade' the defenses & supplies of White House into a formidable fortification & bring in various high tech weapons & systems. In this scenario, compared to

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..compared to White House siege movies, it won't be the 'secret service' bodyguards standing alongside Trump as his only firepower with pistols, now we have Blackwater mercenaries and Proud Boys Nazis with pretty serious military firearms & masses of ammo

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In some ways this is like the Branch Davidians siege of 1993, but FAR FAR FAR more heavily armed & prepared defenders. And if you think US Navy SEALs going after Bin Laden's compound, this is FAR FAR worse challenge than that

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JANUARY 20

Trump rants on Twitter and gives delusional declarations with Hannity on Fox, asking for a his Maganutters to come join him at the White House compound

Joe holds a massive inaugration estimated to exceed Obama's audience

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After Biden is sworn in, he goes to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and says "General, I think there is a civilian occupier in the White House. Could you remove him?" The General says, "Yes, Sir" He then asks about urgency & casualties. Biden says..

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Biden says he'd like to be there soon, but doesn't want unnecessary casualties. The General says the best time to take the building with minimal casualties is night time. Biden understands & approves.

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THE PERIMETER

Biden has other things to worry about than some occupier on government property. He starts off dealing with a national pandemic as his first act, then the economy as his second act. There are plenty of government offices to use for those

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The Joint Chiefs of Staff issues orders to the military and requests assistance from various sources starting with the FBI. The FBI provides its best hostage negotiator in DC, rushed immediately to the White House & the best hostage negotiator in world..

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..world, an FBI agent, is flown in, landing in DC in a few hours. The Lt Generals in charge of the 3 army Divisions that Trump ordered to defend the White House are ordered to leave the defense of the White House and move to set up a perimeter around WH

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As of a few minutes past noon 20 Jan, Joe Biden is the new Commander-In-Chief and Trump is a civilian. ALL senior officers in US Military obey the orders now coming from Biden. Trump is dismayed in White House that what he perceived as personal loyalty..

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..turns out to be betrayal. Biden's White House Chief of Staff (who was it, just announced today?) Ron Klain orders Trump Secret Service detail to depart the White House. they are not assassins and not even cops. They won't take Trump. They just leave him

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Trump is annoyed that 'HIS' secret service detail is so disloyal & abandons him. But he has plenty of mercenaries to take their place. Trump posts ranting Tweets and calls Fox and rants to Laura Ingraham on the phone.

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The military with DC police rapidly move all civilians off the near perimeter around WH, saying it is dangerous, and move everybody half a mile away in every direction. A new temporary fencing is placed there, with a tarp wall 30 feet tall, to block view

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Two positions with clear view over the wall are provided for the TV networks, to offer live coverage of White House

The air space is cleared, a no-fly zone is established over DC, the aircraft that Trump had sent up, are recalled. New aircraft arrive

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Two USN F 18 E jets are stationed directly above White House at 15,000 feet, just above the reach of any hand-held anti-aircraft missiles, flying in very tight circles, creating a MASSIVE amount of jet engine noise

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Shortly thereafter, 3 US army AH 64 Apache attack helicopters take station on each side of the WH, pointing their noses at the WH, thus they provide no heat signature for the surface-to-air missiles to lock onto. Their rotors add to the noise.

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BLACKOUT

Next the the standard operating procedure of any hostage situation sets in. Communication blackout. The White House is the world's best connected facility. It has multiple redundant digital secure communcations links above & under ground BUT...

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But those communications links were all built by military communications units, & are all of course meticulously documented. It is easy, while of course time-consuming, to shut down EVERY connection, but that is done. The military has ample comms officers

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At this point the fiber optic broadband connections to the White House are cut. All White House WiFi routers become disconnected from the internet. Trump's Twitter feed is disrupted. All landlines are dead. So he switches to his cellular connection

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Next the National Security Agency officers with FBI go to all the telcos (Verizon, AT&T etc) main offices and request them to place a cellular blockade of the White House premises. A few may agree, a few refuse. Simultaneously officers go to a judge to get

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..judge to get a court order to shut that coverage down. It will be issued soon. But in the interim, the military comms officers bring 'RAM' (Radar Absorbing Material) shielding panels to each cellular tower still transmitting, and block the signal to WH

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By early afternoon a roughly one mile circle around WH is without cellular coverage, now taking Trump off Twitter, permanently. He has no way ever to get back (unless he were to leave the White House). A relieved nation sighs approvingly

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Now Trump has no way to call Fox, and Fox has no way to call Trump. He becomes effectively a digital hermit from this point onward, which will piss him off to absurd degree. But there is NOTHING he can do. He has lost his audience (forever)

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Bunker Boy screams and storms to his balcony, with a bull horn. But on his balcony, he sees nobody. The protesters have been moved by now. In the distance he sees the 30 foot tall black tarpaulin wall. & no people to talk to. He comes back inside, furious

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HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR

Next comes the mandatory hostage negotiation scene. World's best hostage dudes and dudettes from FBI handle the situation, explain what the deal is... via loudspeakers

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They explain that it comes down to this. President Trump may have pardoned Trumpomobsters up to January 20, but as of January 21, Trump is a civilian who has no power to pardon anyone. The mob occupying the White House are there illegally.

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So if someone like Barr or Pompeo or Mnuchin or Pence have a signed pardon, excusing them of ALL crimes up to Jan 20, as of 1 minute past midnight, they are committing new crimes, federal crimes, for which they will be tried. BUT because they have been

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..have been pardoned for their various Trumpomobster crimes over the past 4 years - they cannot plead the 5th amendment to avoid testifying about those crimes. It means that on the NEW crimes (conspiring to occupy federal facilities) they will receive max

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..maximum penalties. And thanks to Trump's Executive Order (about statues) protecting federal properties, all illegal occupiers will receive 50 year sentences. So either depart the White House before midnight or kiss your freedom goodbye.

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Hostage negotiator reminds all that if they harbor a fugitive (Trump) ie aid and abet him - then THEY will be seen as outlaws and FLIGHT RISKS - so once jailed, they will never get out on bail. The ONLY chance to remain free, is to leave the WH by midnight

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In a trickle of departures, most sane staffers & political 'supporters' of Trump depart incl Barr, Pence, Pompeo etc. including Gym Jordan, but a few are so nuts, they stay (Matt Gaetz) or so desperate (#LeningradLindsey). The Hitler Jugend kids remain

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TRUMP TAKES STOCK

Trump is an imbecile, literally his mental ability is that of a child. He is also lazy, and delusional. He has no adult supervision anymore. Trump could VERY well believe he has a loyal army to fight a Second Civil War from White House

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But towards the evening of Jan 20, his US army Divisions have 'defected' to Joe Biden, the new Commander-In-Chief. The US Air Force patroling above, is replaced by those annoying F 18s flying so low their engine roar prevents you from even thinking...

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Trump's Secret Service bodygrades have 'deserted him' and he now has unknown Blackwater bodyguards who don't seem to obey his every wish. And are far more crude with vulgar language. The WH staffers have almost all abandoned him as have most GOP 'cowards'

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He has been guaranteed they have food, fuel & water for decades, and an oxygen system etc, they don't have to come out, but he doesn't want to go down into that bunker quite yet. He has no Twitter. He can watch TV, and all channels show same view to WH

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Trump feels isolated as he can't call Hannity or Giuliani. He listens to Wolf Blitzer on CNN and yells at his TV, but is powerless to respond. That is when Ivanka comes in, and asks, Daddy, would you like some Goya Beans?

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PREPARATION

As evening falls, the military prepare for the assault to come later. First.. the best snipers in US are marines. Several HUNDRED of the top marksmen are positioned at the perimeter, hidden with the dark tarps half a mile away

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A regular military rifle is not accurate to half a mile, but that distance is no problem to a top sniper against a stationary target. Each sniper has a single designated target, and their own spotter joins under the hidden firing position. They await.

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You remember I said Trump has laid a MINEFIELD into White House lawn? Yeah. That could be a considerable inconvenience to our soldiers wanting to cross over to White House to take it. We need to dispose of this minefield.

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There is an expensive but effective way to eliminate minefields. It is a nasty weapon called a 'thermobaric' bomb. Putin used it to burn 250,000 of his own Russian citizens (civilians) in Chechen War. But Americans used them too, in tunnels of the Taliban

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Israel discovered that a carpet of thermobaric munitions is the fastest way to clear a minefield, essentially instantaneous (while expensive).

So right at Sunset on Jan 20..

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..a pair of A 10 Thunderbolt II ground attack 'Warthogs' fly low over the WH and drop thermobaric bombs on the lawn detonating the total minefield. It creates some 'landscaping' work to refill all the holes, but takes away the threat.

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The turbofan jet engines of the A 10 are designed so, that they do not produce a heat signature enough for an anti-aircraft missile to lock. The air defense dudes on the WH roof look on helplessly as the Warthogs fly right past barely above rooftop level

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And as the A 10 is protected by a bulletproof titanium armor plate, any rifle shots literally bounce of the jet. Now we've cleared the minefield.

As night falls, we take out the eyes of the White House

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TV cameras need light. After Sundown the WH floodlights come on. That is when our USMC snipers are given their command to fire. Each sniper has one designated target. When the lights go out, the security TV cameras become blinded. But there also are NIGHT

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..night cameras. Infra-red cameras (the green images in movies & video games). They have Infra-red floodlights. Those are invisible to human eyes.

But they are STANDARD tools for snipers. And perfectly visible on the night vision gear of our snipers

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Suddenly all light sources for White House cameras are destroyed, within a few seconds. The 'command center' in the bunker is essentially blinded. They now are dependent on spoken reports from the spotters on the roof and at windows, who see very poorly

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The only video view to their battlefield is from CNN, Fox etc TV coverage, but that is the same camera angle, from the 2 media stands that the military provided. The tactically smart military minds still inside compound already know, this is diversion

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SEIZE THE HIGH GROUND

To take a building you need the roof. Trump's troops have snipers, anti aircraft missile operators, anti-tank missile operators on the roof. We have AH 64 Apache helicopters which have kept 3 in position whipping up noise for hours

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The Blackwater mercenaries are competent enough to know, that the AH 64 helicopter has the most advanced night vision systems, called FLIR, Forward Looking Infra Red. These are not the green sights. They are HEAT cameras. The only way to hide from such

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..such heat cameras is to MATCH the heat of your background. This is difficult - but not impossible - to do. And then we fly in our water bombers. Yes, like fighting forest fires. In January DC is very cold. We dump near-freezing seawater on the WH roof

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..roof which instantaneously drops the roof temperature, and on any FLIR heat camera, immediately exposes every person who was trying to hide on the ambient background temperature. Now we SEE you. Every soldier on the roof is identified

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Remember it is now night-time. While our F 18s above, and 3 AH 64 helicopters near by have created a ton of noise, a dozen more AH 64 Apache helicopters have secretly moved to near positions, slightly behind the 3. They now turn on their spotlights

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Trump's guards will have a detail constantly on the roof. It is cold, they rotate them, every 2 hours. Some are standing & clearly visible, others were hiding under thermal insulation etc. Now as each has been exposed, the squadron of helicopters aim

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..aim their spotlight and cannon each individually at a separate guard on the roof. This comes as total surprise. first the jet sound, then the cold water, then the bright light (blinding the guards)

The helicopter squdron leader says on the loudspeaker

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"Surrender now. We see every one of you. If you do not surrender, we will fire"

The instinctive temptation is to take your rifle and try to shoot at the helicopter. The obvious target to aim for is the spotlight. Even if you are fast, because it is night

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It will be near impossible to judge the distance correctly. And shooting at the spotlight will not damage the armored helicopter. And even if you were to destroy the spotlight, that is irrelevant to the Apache, which uses a FLIR HEAT camera. You can't win

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The AH 64 Apache has a 2 man crew. the gunner had his gun calibrated to the spotlight, so he was already aiming at that guard on the roof. This is in no way a fair fight. MOST on the roof know how suicidal it would be to fight, and surrender. One or 2..

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..2 fools on the roof raise their guns at 1 of the helicopters, when the gunner aiming that guard, fires. The 30mm M230 chain gun at that distance will not miss. The gunners have been told to aim for a leg. Those 1 or 2 fools will need urgent amputation

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The WH roof is armored, even the 30mm cannon round, if fired at shallow angle, will not penetrate, but rather richochet away. The whole force on the roof will surrender inside 30 seconds. They are ordered to throw their weapons off the roof, the wait..

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..wait as a squadron of UH 60 Blackhawk helicopters pick up the surrendered, taking first the idiots who just lost a leg and are bleeding profusely. No helicopter lands on the WH roof, but rather bring a harness, carring one surrendered guard away..

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..and nobody is allowed into the helicopter cabin, to try some James Bondian heroics. These surrendered roof guards, unarmed, will then be lowered to the grounds, and taken into prison vans (or ambulance)

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While roof evacuation is happening, AH 64 Apaches guard the roof doors & hatches, so no reinforcements can arrive. Immediately after the guards have lifted off, the best team of warriors on the planet, US Navy SEALs rappel to roof from their helicopters

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With minimal casualties and no deaths, the WH roof is secured. US Navy SEALs now control the roof. There is no more significant 'higher ground' threat for GROUND operations like tanks...

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FEAR AND LOATHING INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE

As the explosions and shooting is happening on the roof, Trump is now having total catastrophic panic episodes. The Ogangutan retreats rapidly to the basement bunker. He orders the mercenaries and Proud boys to..

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..to fight to the last man (and he believes they'd do that for him). The ragtag army attempt to send reinforcements to the roof, and face deadly cannofire from the Apache helicopters that were in ambush. They abandon that suicidal plan.

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The tactically best military minds inside the White House assess the situation. It is dire. They send lookouts to the windows. Those report spotlights from above, likely from helicopters, which are too bright at night, blinding any other views

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When evaluating the TV views, they see the same, there are at least a dozen helicopters stationary with spotlights at incredibly close distance away from the roof of the White House, and some activity with other helicopters is happening.

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(I'm sorry, I'm doing my best, I forgot that 'of course' when the roof guards surrendered, and were told to throw their guns from the roof, they also were told to throw away their walkie-talkies, sorry... but yeah. We have maximum confusion inside)

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The military units inside WH have to prepare for the breach into the building. So they set into a few groups, one upstairs, expecting a breach form the roof. Others at each doorway. In all cases guns pointing at the doors, which also are boobytrapped

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At some point someone tries to open a window, and immediately a sniper round comes in from the gap. Each window (and door) has a US Marine sniper guarding it from far away just awaiting that mistake.

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It is pretty obvious to most military minds that this fight has already been lost, but now comes in that mentality of 'let's take as many of them with us, before we go' type of fatalistic attitude often in hopeless situations.

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THE BREACH

Next up, the world's best full fighting unit (as opposed to fighting team). The US Army Rangers. A Company of a little over 100 elite soldiers drive up in their Bradley armored fighting vehicles over the freshly de-mined WH lawn

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Vehicles approach from all sides. The White House can feel the vibrations of the tracked as they shake the building as they approach. From each side a couple of first Bradleys have bright floodlights to blind anyone inside WH looking out,

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One platoon of about 30 troops dismount and start to take positions near one door. They move just enough in front of some lights, that on CNN's TV feed, the movement of the dismounted men can be detected, as shadows

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The troops inside get advance warning where to expect the breach, which door. But the Rangers won't come in from a door. No. They drive one Bradley in reverse through a wall. Taking aim at the WH staircase down into the basement, the Bradley crashes in

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As the rear ramp of the Bradley opens, inside there are only 8 men, all in the suits protected from explosions as we saw in the movie The Hurt Locker. They toss 'flash bang' grenades. These stun grenades will blind you and disable you for about 5 sec

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As the 'space men' suit dudes move onwards, any defenders who were at the spot where the vehicle crashed in, are now deaf & blind, and totally disoriented - but not dead. The 'Hurt Locker' dudes carry tazers. They next taze those who are stunned

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Their Bradley moves out. That leaves a doorway about the size of a garage door on the side of the White House. In rush a different platoon of Rangers, with heavy bulletproof protective gear & night vision goggles. They carry nylon single-use handcuffs.

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The guarding soldiers inside, who were unlucky to be in the room where the Bradley came in through the wall, have been flash-banged, then tazed, and now are handcuffed, then feet cuffed, then mouth duct taped.

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We have preliminary control of the staircase, with a breach of about 38 men inside, and the defenders heard a series of 'grenade' explosions 'in another room' and will start to prepare to 'retreat' towrds... the staircase. Check Mate

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Our Hurt Locker guys drop a few flashbangs whenever any brave defenders try to approach the staircase. If they try to shoot such as through walls, all Rangers are wearing heaviest kevlar & ceramic bulletproof vests. This fight is essentially over

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A second Rangers platoon rushes in. The staircase is now secure. The defenders are divided into separate smaller groups near each of the doors, and after attempting to 'retreat' to the staircase, notice they're trapped. Are given chance to surrender

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SURRENDER OF DEFENDERS

The majority of defending troops were on the ground floor or second floor of WH, some went into the basement with Trump. Of all not with Trump, in four main groups, each is given chance to surrender. 3 groups do so

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The one group which doesn't surrender, gets the flashbang & tazer treatment, and a massive headache, then are captured. While many will be injured, mostly from richochets & cross-fire of their own side, nobody dies (hey, this is a DEMOCRAT story...

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.. story, we don't kill Republicans! Republicans kill Republicans. PS the NRA sends thoughts & prayers) But we still have a Trump, some of his Hitler Jugend kids, a few GOP cowards & some random 'soldiers' in the White House basement..

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THE RETURN OF THE JOE

Down in the basement, Trump orders the bunker doors sealed. They watch the TV feeds to see what is happening. They hear some muted sounds from above. They wait. Trump eats a hamberder

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As the defenders near the front door surrender, the Rangers open the front door, and invite the diversionary platoon to join inside. The whole building is meticulously swept for any hidden fugitives, and then the Lt Colonel in charge, calls up HQ

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It is a little past 2AM in the morning of 21 January. The Lt Col calls the HQ, reports that the above-ground White House is secure. President Joe Biden thanks him and says, he will be right over. The Rangers bring in fresh floodlights from a Humvee

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The floodlights are set up on the roof of the White House to light up the front entrance. This makes for the first time the TV view on all networks bright & clear. President Biden arrives by Humvee, soldiers open the door, he enters his White House.

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President Biden goes directly to the Oval Office. His staffers follow. The WH Press Secretary brings in the CSPAN camera crew with a video feed to be shared with all networks. Biden speaks briefly to the nation. The People's House has been retaken

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The military communications specialists isolate all communications to the basement except one intercom line, and the TV cable. When this is complete, President Biden calls Trump. He tells Trump that whenever Trump is ready to surrender, to call him.

CREDITS

Filmed on location in Thighland, Somolia, Nambia, Klandestein, Sfinland & Nipple

Sleepy Joe BIDEN
Mamala KAMALA
Donald The Duck McTrump TRUMP
Orangutan TRUMP
Bunker Boy TRUMP
Balcony Boy TRUMP
Trumpo The Bedtime Monster TRUMP
As Himself TRUMP
Butthead DON JR
Beavis ERIC

Entitlement Barbie IVANKA
Bonesaw Boy JARED
First Tramp MELANIA
Flotits MELANIA
Melanie MELANIA
Divorce Papers Filed By MELANIA
No Conjugal Visits By MELANIA
Citizenship Revoked & Deported MELANIA
The Waxdoll PENCE
Vice President Pence Selected By MANAFORT
Manafort Paid By PUTIN

President-Elect BIDEN
Vice President-Elect KAMALA
Racist TRUMP
Rapist TRUMP
Loser TRUMP
Traitor TRUMP
Adderall Addict TRUMP
Debtonaire TRUMP
John Barron TRUMP
John Miller TRUMP
David Dennison TRUMP
Individual 1 TRUMP
Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity POMPEO
Nazi Jew Stephen Miller

Moscow Mitch McCONNELL
McTurtle McCONNELL
Leningrad Lindsey GRAHAM
Space Pirates By TED CRUZ
Moonbase! By NEWT GINGRICH
Gay Space Colonies By GOHMERT
Space Force By TRUMP
Space Farce By TRUMP
Sock Rocket By TRUMP
Space Capsicle By TRUMP
Nobody Expects THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Original Score DJ TOMMY T
Cancer By WINDMILLS
Beans By GOYA
Headrests By MYPILLOW
Forest Raking By FINLAND
Golden Showers Courtesy Of PUTIN
Airports Were Stolen By The BRITISH
Gates Of Hell Are In HELSINKI
Catering COVFEFE & HAMBERDERS
Texas Lakebottom Tours By TRUMP BOAT PARADE

Bible Verse By THE THIRD CORINTHIAN
Hooker Proverbs By SLOVENIAN HOOKER ASSOCIATION
Cow Courtesy Of DEVIN NUNES
Moose Courtesy Of MONTY PYTHON
Yes PRIME MINISTER
Clapping Courtesy Of PELOSI
Three Point Throw By OBAMA
Our Next President BIDEN
And The President After Him KAMALA

This Movie Was Paid For By MEXICO

No Houses Of Any Color Were Damaged In The Creation Of This Movie

Ramps Were TOO STEEP
Umbrellas Are A MENACE
Pardons Dangled To Trumpomobsters By TRUMP
Pardons Never Signed By TRUMP

Choreography By The VILLAGE PEOPLE
Dance Studio The Y.M.C.A

The Adjunct Professor Courtesy Of TRUMP UNIVERSITY
James Bond MR TOMI T AHONEN
The Bond Babe MS TAMMY O'HONEY

Original Script THE SEVENTH STEVE

Producer HATRAT

Directed By T DAWG

DONALD TRUMP WILL RETURN
IN
PRISON CELLS ARE FOREVER