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16 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I saved money for 20+ years so my kids would have no college loan debt. Where do I sign up for my misspent $100k
Tell you what, go ahead and cancel all the student loan debt and then send the bill for it to their colleges.
I define an elitist a-hole as somebody who demands low and middle income people pay for his college loans even when he can't even spell "elitist"
I dunno, maybe he meant I am the most elite of all assholes, which I frankly would consider a compliment

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16 Nov
Sorry, there are literally zero unpoliticized things left
Are you kidding me? At this very moment there are at least a dozen grad students writing dissertations on the class / gender politics of old car photos. I bet there are academic conferences on it
Let's see what the ol' Google machine has to say
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15 Nov
Ladies and gentlemen start your Zingers for another installment of #DavesCarIDService
*back in the day when plastic model car kits and sniffin' glue was all the grade school rage, MPC introduced Zingers- fanciful pint sized car kits stuffed with huge blown motors just like the Ed Roth monster T shirts. For marketing, they created real life versions for car shows.
Before getting to today's IDs, a gentle reminder of my request guidelines:
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14 Nov
Today's episode of #DavesCarIDService is brought to you by the all-new 1912 Reeves Sexto-Auto. Give your drive a happy ending with the smooth sexto-action ride of a Reeves!
Yes, it's real and spectacular, and as the ad says there was also an 8-wheeled Reeves Octo-Auto. Founded by the delightfully named Milton Othello Reeves, these were based on Overland and later Stutz cars with extra axles. At $3200-$4800 not many takers.
Without further ado, let us get to the identifying: contain yourselves ladies, for this barnyard lothario is headed to town in his chic 1934 Chevy 5 window coupe. Judging by the attire I suspect this photo is closer to 1934 than 1940.
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13 Nov
Greatest trophy in all of sports idc don't @ me #GoHawkeyes #BeatMinnesota
*Floyd of Rosedale, who has a poignant back story. In the 1934 Iowa-Minnesota game Gopher players used racial slurs against Iowa's star RB Ozzie Simmons, and were accused of deliberately trying to injure him.
This incident infuriated Hawkeye fans, to the point that Iowa Gov Clyde Herring said he couldn't insure the safety of Minnesota players from fans when they played the following year in Iowa City. In turn, this infuriated Gopher fans who saw it as provocation.
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12 Nov
Just as the mysterious Gypsy woman foretold
I hope at this point we all can agree Chinese laboratories were a mistake
And now we know what happened to Louis CK Image
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9 Nov
I hereby claim title to the Jeopardy Host Throne
Wait'll you see those nerds shit their pants when I roll out my new improved Jeopardy categories
Ratings gold
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