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9 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I hereby claim title to the Jeopardy Host Throne
Wait'll you see those nerds shit their pants when I roll out my new improved Jeopardy categories
Ratings gold
And you better believe I will make them pay their debt

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8 Nov
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, the regular Saturday AM episode of #DavesCarIDService, which was previously scheduled to be canceled today, has now been uncanceled for a special Extra Edition
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4 Nov
Today: "wow, the polls were pretty far off, maybe we should have taken them with a grain of salt."

Next Tuesday: "Here's Nate Entrails with a deep dive analysis of the latest tracking numbers from the NBS-Squippippinac Approve-O-Meter"
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It's a hard life being a tympani player, but every 4 years it is Fat City
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I kinda miss the days when it was one guy behind a steelcase office desk in a plaid suit with a big condenser microphone and a paper flip chart, and they told you who won before 10 pm
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3 Nov
The following is an experiment:
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3 Nov
Wow, I did not know that. Thank you for sharing this amazing fact

More astonishing facts for the New York Times' highly sophisticated and informed readership
I kinda hope Trump wins the popular vote in a landslide and Biden wins the Electoral vote, just to watch the history-erasing Year Zero rhetorical chaos
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