The MD Top 40 greatest car related memories of our youth list. In order.

Number 40

The original Krooklok.

Ours could be opened by swearing loudly at it.
Number 39

An oil stained Haynes Car Repair Manual
Number 38

The Morris Minor Traveller

Sanding & varnishing. A car.
Number 37

The 8-track cartridge player.

Two cartridges: Sly & the Family Stone (popular). And Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music (less popular)
Number 36

Travel Sweets
Number 35

4 star leaded petrol.
Number 34

The sinister Holts exhaust repair bandage.
Number 33

Go faster stripes on a Hillman Avenger
Number 32

Having your car wheels stolen
Number 31

The baffling popularity of the beaded car seat.
Number 31

Paying a 17 year old Halford's apprentice to totally ruin your car by cheerfully allowing him to take an angle grinder to your roof to 'fit' a £99 sunroof.
Number 30

The horror that was the car ashtray
Number 28

Our Sister's flash boyfriend's Bond Bug.
Number 27

A brown Austin Allegro. Later upgraded to the Vanden Plas model with pull-down trays for the back seat passengers.
Number 29

The mysterious anti-static earth strip
Number 26

Meshed back driving gloves.
Number 25

The trainee teacher's TR7 (with faulty pop-up headlight)

Books carried
Homework in on time
Splash of Brut 33
TR7 watched over in car park
Hair combed before class
Faulty hairdryer repaired by puppydog school technician
Wobbly bottom lip on the day she left
Number 24

The Vinyl roof
Number 23

The panama hat on the rear parcel shelf of a car doing a maximum of 25 mph.
Number 22

The Ford Anglia

The floor rotted in the back in ours. When it rained we used to race Smarties tops in the water.
Number 21

Esso football coins
Number 20

The high powered police pursuit vehicle
Number 19

The stocking as an emergency broken fan belt repair
Number 18

Furry Dice
Number 17

Stopping the car to put the aerial up
Number 16

The exotic Feu Orange air freshener. Complete with pin.
Number 15

The coat hanger car aerial
Number 14

Burning your arse in the summer on a white-hot seat belt clip
Number 13

National Petrol Station Smurfs
Number 12

The stolen car radio epidemic
Number 11

Blokes always complaining about women drivers. Our Da always kept quiet because our Ma was a much better driver than him and he knew it.
Number 10

VW's getting 'Beastied'
Number 9

The clip on radio face plate. Inevitably stolen from the glove compartment with the main unit.
Number 8

The mysterious 'choke'
Number 7

The magnificent Esso Oil Drop Boy
Number 6

Having to wind the car window up and down
Number 5

Esso Soup Mugs
Number 4

The Reliant Robin

"YOU ONLY NEED A MOTORBIKE LICENCE!!!"
Number 3

"WATCH OUT - THERE'S A THIEF ABOUT!"

Number 2

The Mini ice cream van parked outside the school gates
****Number 1****

The personalised sun strip

SHAGGER SUE

Sue's Da was not happy.
Late entry:

Air horns.

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