giuliani's hair dye is all over his face right now. im dying laughing.
its insane
look at that dye
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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20 Nov
I went into a coma around 1984ish and all of life since then exists in my imagination. (Seriously it took me a long time as a kid to just go along with all of you existing in my dreamscape)
One conspiracy I truly will believe until I die is that they replaced my 4th grade teacher with another woman and everyone kept pretending she was the original. My friends and I even tested it out by yelling the first teachers name at her.

And she turned around.

True story.
I don’t know why my mom went along with this ruse. Probably some Illuminati stuff
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19 Nov
i have personally had it w birx and fauci
we're having prob the worst public health crisis in forever in america and the two of them just sit there like potted plants. smiling and waving. its insane.
its like an expert on fires standing in the middle of a four-alarm fire saying, "we're working on it," but not actually working on it.
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19 Nov
my early feel on the election truthers are kinda like the 9/11 truthers and the birthers. nothing will ever convince them. they'll go on for years saying it was stolen. there's millions of them but theyre crackpots and cranks and life is too short to give them facts they ignore.
theres people to this day who will tell you that no plane hit the pentagon. like the election totals for biden, we all saw it. nothing will convince them. there is no point to bothering.
"jet fuel can't melt steel beams" = "vote dumps can't beat trump's election night lead"

its the same shit in a different key.
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19 Nov
might just pivot to full maga-style biden tweeter. its not intellectually honest but its easier on my brain.
Biden got our jobs back. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN! ⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸
HE FIGHTS SO HARD FOR US. RELENTLESS!! #BIDENSTRONG
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18 Nov
my "affirmation of love" fogs up my glasses
sometimes i need sen booker to take it down about 20 notches
me: ok, going in here, let me grab this mask...

booker: QUICKLY, EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR LOVE AFFIRMATIONS

damn, cory, settle down.
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17 Nov
my dog understands counting all the votes in an election. maybe this dog is just stupid.
"count all the votes. republicans delayed counting mail-in ballots that were heavily biden. this is not hard. more treats please."
frankly my dog came up with a polling aggregation model that knew the polls were off, we just didn't publicize it before the election. soon launching 538pup dot com.

tfw you are totally owning nate silver:
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