I went into a coma around 1984ish and all of life since then exists in my imagination. (Seriously it took me a long time as a kid to just go along with all of you existing in my dreamscape)
https://twitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1329543919961481218
One conspiracy I truly will believe until I die is that they replaced my 4th grade teacher with another woman and everyone kept pretending she was the original. My friends and I even tested it out by yelling the first teachers name at her.
And she turned around.
True story.
And she turned around.
True story.
I don’t know why my mom went along with this ruse. Probably some Illuminati stuff
If you gave me a lie detector on this right now, 30-something years later, I would pass. I KNOW what I saw at St James Prep in Montego Bay, Jamaica. I. Know.
I tried to alert my Mom on this when I was a kid and she laughed off my imagination and I was like “they got to her.”
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