OKAY THIS THREAD IS WHERE I WILL BE LIVETWEETING THE SPN FINALE. BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUPS.
lamp.
dog.
wow quick bingos
pizza,,,, pizza box, pizza man
LAUNDRY. COURTESY OF BECKY ROSEN'S FANFIC
I FUCKING TOLD PEOPLE IN DMS THAT THIS PIE SCENE WOULD BE SO EARLY ON
WE FUCKING KNEW IT BITCHES
CAN I PUBLICLY META THIS PIE SCENE NOW? I'M GONNA META THE PIE SCENE
DEAN IS LITERALLY OVERCOMPENSATING WITH PIE FOR THE "APPLE PIE LIFE" THAT HE WANTS BUT FEELS HE CAN'T HAVE WHICH IS WHY SAM MENTIONS NOT JUST CAS BUT ALSO JACK: DEAN'S LOVE AND HIS SON
FOR FUCKS SAKE
this is me looking for the destiel kiss scene in dabb's house
God we don't know SHIT I love it heeerrreee the clips were early in the episode WE KNEW IT
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EPISODE IS OVER ALREADY
fastest case of the week ever. 10/10 great job team pack it up let's go
(I'm kidding. we must go to barn)
theory: they go to barn for Cas. the vampire mimes meet them there for revenge coincidentally after tracking them. I am bullshitting out of my ass
these commercials are homophobia actually
BARN?????????????????
I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF THIS IS A BARN BECAUSE THE CW DOESN'T HAVE A LIGHTING BUDGET
are there more commercials than episode. just wondering
I am actually actively growing grey hairs
audibly gasped
WHO'S GONNA HEAL DEAN. CAS COME HEAL DEAN
wait are they gonna reunite in heaven. goddammit
what if he prays to cas. what ze fuck is goin on actually
he cannot die via rusty nail after defeating God lmao
ep only half over...
he can't be dead for THE NEXT 30 MINUTES (plus commercials)
this is the bad ending
I refuse actually
I REFUUUUUSSEEE
WE SAW DOMESTIC BLISS
I REFUSE! TO ACCEPT
they wanted fans to be satisfied... I refuse. I REFUUUUUUUUSSEEE. ON GOD THERE'S NO WAY.
he might go to heaven and see cas there
but yeah I REFUSE. YOU CANNOT FUCK ME THIS LATE IN THE GAME. IF I'M GOING DOWN I AM GOING DOWN LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT FOR THE FULL! HOUR!
ANDREW DABB IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE BACK MY PRAISES OF YOU I SWEAR TO GOD.
it's fine actually. I refuse to accept.
[becky rosen voice]
it's HORRIBLE
this is indie cinema actually
the last 20 min. + commercials is sam in an emo music video
I'm shitposting to cope leave me be
LAMP??????????????
is this dog actively following Sam and me around to give me hope because if not I'm gonna lose what's left of my mind probably
wait let me pay attention to these ads actually so I can make sure I boycott their products for the rest of my life
CAS?????????? CASTIEL?????????? SHOW ME THE GAY ANGEL.
I'm in tears laughing right now WHICH IS PROBABLY BAD BUT I FEEL UNHINGED
okay using the Fan Fiction version of Carry On now IS a hate crime and I WILL be demanding monetary compensation
wait it's not the fan fiction version. okay still. this is actually still a hate crime either way
AM I ACTUALLY AWAKE RIGHT NOW? WONDERING
Dean is petting a bridge. who authorized this
LIST OF DEAD PEOPLE:
• Dean
• Sam
• Me
IT'S 9:58 AND IT'S DONE?
WELL YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT. I DO NOT REGRET A SINGLE GOTDAYUM THING. I AM LITERALLY ACTIVELY IN A HALLUCINATION–& OH LOOK AT ALL THOSE UNMASKED PEOPLE ON THE BRIDGE–BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'VE NEVER HAD A REGRET IN MY LIFE ABOUT CLOWNING & I'M NOT ABOUT TO START
however: my condolences to everyone from the bottom my heart
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Something fundamentally bothers me about people's repetitive insistence that heroic characters are incapable of retiring, as a way to defend death as being a logical ending for a story.
I think this has become a disturbing trend, & I think the message it sends is a bad one.
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Heroism has or is quickly becoming synonymous with "selflessness to the point of destruction." A character is shown to be traumatized, burdened, struggling with suicidal ideation... & we are expected to NOT want to see them triumph rather than die or regress? Why?
This is not the deep or interesting concept people think it is. The idea of "a hero would never retire because they ALWAYS want to help" fundamentally forgets that humanizing a character is multifaceted & it includes these aspects: humans get tired, & there are many ways to help.
no but... what was Misha filming. we know he was filming because he said he had stuff left to film. WHAT did he film?????
wait wait hang on
[holds a finger up]
so they could have Misha's voice on a phone in 15x19 but they could not have his voice on the Impala's radio? They could not have him show up anyway in a socially distanced 6 feet? Huh
did they use their $5 budget on Jared's wig
WHY WAS CAS STANDING IN AN ONION FIELD???????????????????????????????????????
I absolutely know there are people out there laughing at me right now or wanting to be like "told you so" sympathetically but I cannot possibly adequately word how little I care, how few fucks I give, and how nonexistent my regrets are and will always be
The moment I ever, IN MY LIFE, ALLOW MYSELF TO STOP HAVING HOPE THAT STORIES WILL END WELL IS THE MOMENT THAT I WILL FEEL THAT I HAVE LET A PART OF ME DIE & I HAVE LET THE BAD WRITERS WIN
Do people have to agree? No, it's a personal thing okay
Is this dramatic? I do not care :)
FUCK being jaded, FUCK being cynical, I will be excited about stories' potential as often as I want & till the day & no one will ever stop me because it does not make me feel stupid or crazy
it makes me feel that I am right, & they are wrong, because I am a stubborn motherfucker
No but seriously: it's also not "just" about Destiel. Like that's an undeniable part but it is... not the whole thing. They KILLEDDDD them. DEAN WENT TO BAT WITH EVERY MONSTER & BEING & GOD HIMSELF & HE DIED FROM A NAIL. THAT'S NOT QUEERBAITING SO MUCH AS IT IS DEEPLY STUPID
& then they like... flashed through Sam's life like we're meant to care when there is NO emotional resonance without at minimum Eileen there, as well as NO EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO THIS SON. Why are we meant to care? We physically cannot care about this nameless son character
Why am I typing this? I DON'T KNOW! BECAUSE I CAN! Anyway. Forget all that shit about theorizing, about expecting reciprocation, etc. etc.
The bare minimum was "makes sense & ties up loose ends." It did not hit that bar.
THAT IS, FRANKLY, WILDER TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE TBH
Seeing rumors that a Canadian network is airing everything #Supernatural an hour earlier (?) so just in case, proceed with caution once we hit the 8PM EST mark! You may be on the retrospective (as I will be) but elsewhere on the bird app someone might be watching the episode :/
And for the love of God, DO NOT look at the trending page at 8PM EST unless you want potential spoilers.
To clarify: Canada is doing episode first and retrospective after! So that's the issue!