The tagline for this pair of statues is, and I swear I am not joking...
"GALACTUS IS COMING."
"GALACTUS IS COMING."
GALACTUS IS COMING
GALACTUS IS COMING
"So, uh, listen, I want you to be my herald."
"COOL! Do I get amazing powers?"
"Oh, yeah, pretty much cosmic gifts, Norrin."
"Do I get to travel to the stars?"
"The universe, Norrin."
"Do I get a cool costume?"
"..."
"Galactus? Do I get a cool costume?"
"Listen, about that..."
"COOL! Do I get amazing powers?"
"Oh, yeah, pretty much cosmic gifts, Norrin."
"Do I get to travel to the stars?"
"The universe, Norrin."
"Do I get a cool costume?"
"..."
"Galactus? Do I get a cool costume?"
"Listen, about that..."
GALACTUS IS COMING.
"So what you're saying is, I'm basically nude."
"...yes, Norrin Radd"
"Just my ass hanging out everywhere I go."
"Yes. It's not a sex thing, honest."
"You SWEAR?"
"Galactus VOWS.
"Well, okay, I guess. I mean, if you promise."
"Good. Now, let's paint your groin silver..."
"...yes, Norrin Radd"
"Just my ass hanging out everywhere I go."
"Yes. It's not a sex thing, honest."
"You SWEAR?"
"Galactus VOWS.
"Well, okay, I guess. I mean, if you promise."
"Good. Now, let's paint your groin silver..."
Oh, my got, when they said Galactus was the 'Eater of Worlds, I didn't know they meant...
GALACTILINGUS!
GALACTILINGUS!
GALACTUS IS COMING
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