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21 Nov, 4 tweets, 2 min read
I drafted an end to Trump #AndImNotEvenSorry

Extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,000 years (eligible for parole in 800)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet & of course
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC with Maddow
Trump end 2/4
(in prison)

Prison means no cheeseburgers or Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be gone)
As we'll have a Covid vaccination. there's no early release for pandemic reasons
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
No golf
Trump end 3/4
(in prison)

Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
Regular check-ups
No fake doctor notes
No telephone calls to Hannity
Trump legacy 4/4
(in prison)

First Tramp #FLOTITS files for divorce: no conjugal visits
Trump assets seized
Trump buildings become homeless centers
Trump golf courses become refugee campsites -
with wind farms
Trump properties renamed after Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, Stormy, McCain

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We need to keep an eye on Mnuchin. With all that noise going on by the nation's Toddler-In-Chief, his crooked-to-the-core Treasury Secy Steven Mnuchin is conducting biggest heist in history of humankind.

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This thread explains the biggest heist in human economic history. It is not the crime of the century, but the crime of the MILLENIUM.

This crime dwarfs EVERYTHING you've heard Trump do, or ANY OTHER CRIMINAL ever from Al Capone to El Chapo to Bernie Madoff
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