Guys, hear me out.

I think for galactic unity and overall healing, we should pardon Emperor Palpatine.
Look, I’m not saying he was perfect. He MAYBE blew up some planets. I wouldn’t vote for him.

But he was under a lot of pressure and also, he was funny on Fallon that one time.
In the new Skywalker senate, we need to reach across and understand WHY the Sith kill all the people or we’re just going to get Snoke/Maul in 22 BBY.

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They can be comics people, musicians, celebrities, a boss, a political figure, whoever.

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I have met so many but I think it’s this line-up:

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Everyone involved in this story was super-white, including us, remember.
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