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24 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I've been writing jokes all day on twitter and omg it's such a relief.

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22 Nov
In 1992, Donald Bartlett and James Steele wrote a book called America: What Went Wrong and this is the table of contents h/t @jongelbard
It showed the accelerating loss of the middle class with the expansion of the top 1%.
And it showed ow those earning above 1M (in 1992) had their incomes increase by 2,185% while everyone else was stagnant.
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10 Nov
NEW RULE 1: No one is allowed to rip Pelosi, AOC or any other Dem until they have a working knowledge of why the Rs in the GA run-offs totally suck.
NEW RULE 2: For every 5 posts ripping this massively entitled criminal POS you are allowed one tweet ripping Pelosi/AOC/name the Dem. But really you should just stop it.
NEW RULE 3: If y'all must deep dive in someone's campaign finances, maybe look at hers
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24 Oct
Dear Conservatives: You asked me to take Hillary's off-books email server seriously. I did. I analyzed the evidence and found it unappetizing, but not a serious NATSEC issue.
And you asked me to take Benghazi seriously. I did. I looked at the evidence, found a very unfortunate situation and a ham-handed domestic response in the narrative about what happened.
And you asked me to take seriously accusations that Biden corruptly took bribes through his son. I did. I found HB got benefits abroad that the children of non-Senators/VPs might not get, but zero evidence that it impacted US sovereign interests or NATSEC.
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21 Oct
Spaceforce or whatever? IDK. 2020 more or less.
Sure why not
@ConnorSchwenk on the camera
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9 Oct
Rose Colored incoming - life is GOOD and we are in the home stretch. And I said I would
WITH THE ROSE COLOREDS ON, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GREAT WALL OF TRUMP SUPPORT HAS SHATTERED AND LIES IN SMOKING RUINS AT THE FEET OF BIDEN/KAMALA. Watch this:
First off, you don't even need rose-coloreds to see that Trump has lost A MAJOR STEP in terms of verbal acuity since 2016. He's slipping and he doesn't even have a good nick name for either Biden or Kamala. Sad.
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Dirk Schwenk (Esq, gddmit) Profile picture
3 Oct
Dark Dirk has the con
and Dark Dirk doesn't really GAF about having feels for the First Family of making everything worse
And while Dirk doesn't believe in Heavan or Hell or Karma Dark Dirk prays Dark Prayers for eternal misery for 45 and his enablers
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