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Gail Simone

24 Nov, 12 tweets, 4 min read

Carrie White goes to the prom and for a fun surprise her classmates dump a bucket of confetti on her.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

The municipal district of a county in Maine decides to allot additional funding for enhanced speeding control presence by police right in front of that house by the Pet Semetery.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

Some women go cave-diving, they're fine and have a nice picnic.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

A family takes care of a hotel during the Winter time and it's basically fine.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

A new theme park opens up where families get to see dinosaurs up close and also get a lot of exercise.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

A lonely little boy gets a special new buddy.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

Salem's Lot does a promotional film to attract tourists to participate in their unique culinary scene.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

An unpopular kid buys a nice used car and gets a girlfriend and a fresh new look!

#NiceAHorrorFilm

A sportsman from out of town goes on a nice hunting trip.

#NiceAHorrorFilm

You weirdos are making me laugh. STOP IT.

:)

Holy crap, #NiceAHorrorFilm is the number five trending topic!

Okay, #NiceAHorrorFilm is the number one trending topic.

Nifty.

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@GailSimone

24 Nov

@Nat20_DiceBox

Okay, so you say you have a tabletop gamer in your life and the holidays are coming up?

Honest to god, get them a dice box from @Nat20_DiceBox. I got one and loved it so much we ordered two more. You can customize them, they feel and smell great! And...! Cont...

And because I am such a fan, they have authorized me to give you guys a discount code of 10%!

You will get yours within 7-10 days, if you order soon, definitely before the holidays. The code is ‘blackfriday’ but hurry so you get it fastest!

Check DragonBurnDesigns.com

Again, I am not paid by these folks, I just love their stuff. It’s a family who makes this stuff by hand and I cannot tell you how much fun it is to have this during your rpg games.

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

22 Nov

Name the five people you were most freaked out to meet.

They can be comics people, musicians, celebrities, a boss, a political figure, whoever.

Please use hashtag

#5FreakoutMeetings

@alyankovic

I have met so many but I think it’s this line-up:

1) Junji Ito
2) Stan Lee
3) @alyankovic
4) Joe Kubert
5) Margaret Atwood

#5FreakoutMeetings

@ZacharyLevi

Dang...

Second list!

1) @ZacharyLevi
2) The Birds of Prey!
3) @GunnerGale
4) Dwarves from the Hobbit
5) Len Wein

#5freakoutmeetings

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

20 Nov

The tagline for this pair of statues is, and I swear I am not joking...

"GALACTUS IS COMING."

GALACTUS IS COMING

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

19 Nov

If you made a new Traveling Wilburys album, with surviving Wilburys Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne...who else would make a good Wilbury?

My first thought is John Fogerty.

Then maybe Tom Waits.

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

18 Nov

Money don’t get everything, it’s true
But what it don’t get, cat in shoes

Song, sung blue everybody knows one
Cat in shoe, every garden grows one

Well, I'ma gonna raise a fuss, I'ma gonna raise a holler
I been workin' all Summer just to try to earn a dollar

Sometimes I wonder
What I'ma gonna do
There ain't no cure for
A cat in a shoe

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Gail Simone

@GailSimone

17 Nov

Okay, so this happened. I realize this is a tiny thing in comparison to the out-and-out dangerous levels of racism out there, but it was still gross and infuriating and upsetting.

And obviously I am not a victim of racism, we were just kind of witnesses to something.

@rocketspouse

Second, I realize this is going to sound a little on-the-nose but it happened, and @rocketspouse and I made a point of memorizing every word, because it was just so...gross and random.

Everyone involved in this story was super-white, including us, remember.

Now, as most of you know, we live in the boonies, the closest town is very small and the few stores that sell supplies and groceries are out of a lot of things. With a second lockdown coming up, we went to the nearest actual city to do some shopping, taking all precautions.

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