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25 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
People think just “disappearing” on their parents and guardians for days is fun and living life on the fast lane? What happens when you get in real trouble?

Life is stressful enough, don’t add to any more stress. Be a responsible human, for once.
It seems the people doing this aren’t parent/guardians themselves.

You probably need to go through the stress of parenting to understand how wicked your actions are. And no, your parents aren’t overreacting for freaking out.
My chairman and I went out one day, he fell asleep and I left him in the car for all of 90 sec, when I came back, he slid and I couldn’t see his head from the shields. My heart skipped, I froze, goosebumps covered me and I walked to the car and found him sleeping comforably.
To this day, even if he is asleep and I am stepping out for 2 sec, I am putting him on my neck. We will all go out together. I don’t care if that sleep was recommended by a doctor.

How do you start looking for a 3-yrs old? Anything could have gone wrong.

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24 Nov
I had said this before and I’m saying it again, I stopped responding to PRAYER FOR THE NATION a few years ago. It doesn’t make sense. It’s almost as if we are mocking God. You can’t pray you way out of stupidity. You have to work. “Faith without work is dead - James 2:26"
Do I have anything against those praying? Not at all. Do I pray? Absolutely, but when I pray, I put in the work, trusting that He will increase the works of my hands.
We have done enough praying as a nation. It's time to work. Strategic work with a long term plan. You don't pray your way out of poverty, you work your way out of it.
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4 Aug
There’s this thing that most Nigerians(Nigerians because these are only the people that have done this repeatedly to me), do in the name of care that gets under my skin. I think it’s both wicked and manipulative.
I was speaking with a friend who recently got married and the first thing I told him was never to allow himself or his wife be pressured into making children immediately.
Most people are quick to remind you that they are yet to hear the cry of a baby after 9 months of marriage. But these same people will never ask "how are you doing? How is life? Is there anything I can help with?"
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20 Jun
Every now and then, I’ll get a DM from a software engineer asking me how they can become senior engineers and generally grow their careers. I will try to answer that in this thread.

Grab a glass of something lite, class is in session.
First and foremost, I generally believe what qualifies a person as a “senior engineer” is the kind of problem and breadth of problems that they have dealt/dealing with and not generally length of time.
For instance, if you work in a fast pace env and generally get thrown into deep problems, you’re more likely to grow faster interms of experience and battle scars than someone who, for instance, couples templates for a living. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with that.
Read 15 tweets
30 May
A few days ago, I did a thread about how freelancers and clients should manage their relationship and be realistic about expectations. Today, I will talk about things freelancers can do to protect themselves.

Class is in session. Grab your seats.
It’s not unusual to have product features change during the development process. This is common especially when new ideas are uncovered based on user research or changing market requirements or even regulations.

Nothing unusual here..
Now, for this kind of request and if within reason, should definitely be accommodated.

Let me explain, assuming you were building a simple calculator and a variable say interest rate was hard coded and somewhere along the line, it became important to make this...
Read 26 tweets
26 May
Every now and then, there’s someone screaming and shouting how Nigerian developers and terrible and how they never deliver on projects. But there’s also an inherent problem from the position of both parties; the client and the developer.
This is either from the place of ignorance or just plain naivety or both parties are just plain gullible. Grab a seat, get your soda and pop corn ready. Let me explain.
In the boom days of ride sharing, it wasn’t unusual to have someone reach out to us and ask us to build a YARSA (Yet Another Ride Sharing App). This was especially true when Uber or any of the global giants announce a new funding round.
Read 25 tweets
11 Mar
I seriously hope the tech for that new ride hailing company works. Because you see building ride hailing apps successfully is mad difficult. Let’s even forget about the business economics. Real-time driver allocation and distribution is hard.
Demand forecasting, pricing - regular and surge, payments and reconciliation, distance and time based pricing, security, etc. Then tracking thousands of drivers and and painting them on a map is hard.
Shortest distance algorithm at scale is hard. Driver cancellation and new driver allocation is hard. Calculating a favorable ETA is hard too.

The compute resources to get this right first and foremost is mad expensive.

Engineering resource nko?

Like they say here, We Move.
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