Thread by @NaijaFlyingDr

Its simple really

First of all, be the daughter of a current Governor or other political heavyweight. That will ensure that your Yoruba demon will have access to juicy contracts and Gucci slippers

https://twitter.com/Echecrates/status/1331657155657695235

Then you have to be beautiful, yellow, and never age past 23 years old. This is very important.

Also you have to be personally wealthy enough to split the bills 50-50, otherwise, what are you really bringing to the table?

Intellect is a must, inspire him with your wisdom. Phd is preferable, but Msc is also acceptable.

You must be able to dance, be skilled in the other room, be fashionable, godly and humble.

Body proportions are also important. 36-24-40. Thats really your only option.

You must be willing to share, because Yoruba demons belong to the streets & don't like jealous women.

You must be able to cook to the standard of a classically trained chef, if possible you should have spent up to 4 years in cooking school, both local and international cuisine

You must also be caring, a good mum, get pregnant at least three times, but even during the pregnancy your tummy must be flat. Remember, our motto, álways look on point for your husband''

Don't forget to look after your in-laws, very important!!

You must be available to cater for his every need, 24/7. But you must also be able to run a big business as you need to be able to treat him and be financially independent. We don't like parasites.

If you can do these VERY simple things, you will have no cause to use the term Ýoruba demon' in the first place, because they will be Yoruba angels to you.