Away with the dotard; to the jail with him!
—William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew (Act 5, Scene 1)
The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
—William Shakespeare, Henry V (Act 4, Scene 4)
Now is the winter of our discontent.
—William Shakespeare, Richard III (Act 1, Scene 1)
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
—William Shakespeare, All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)
I am sick when I do look on thee.
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—William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4)
Thine face is not worth sunburning.
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Like the toad; ugly and venomous.
—William Shakespeare, As You Like It (Act 2, Scene 1)
Thou lump of foul deformity.
—William Shakespeare, Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)
t is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
—William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5)
Woe to the land that's governed by a child.
—William Shakespeare, Richard III (Act 2, Scene 3)
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
—William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Act 4, Scene 1)
Honesty is the best policy. If I lose mine honor, I lose myself.
—William Shakespeare
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
—William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (Act 3, Scene 2)
The worm is not to be trusted . . .
—William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra (Act 5, Scene 2)
The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.
—William Shakespeare
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
—William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Act 1, Scene 7)
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
—William Shakespeare, Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5)

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