Time for a pulp countdown now, and today it's my top 10 modern dance moves!
Honestly, there are so many to choose from...
Honestly, there are so many to choose from...
At #10: the Shag! Shagging was big in the 1950s and it's still wildly popular in South Carolina. However shagging is quite tricky to master: the man usually leads and needs to deftly mix two quick shags to one shag dip!
At #9: The Ska! There are many variations but they all involve vigorous bending - you have been warned!
At #8: The Sway! This is a big haired disco power move and also a great way to discreetly loosen up any bunched up underwear. Can't be done in flats, mules or slingbacks otherwise it just looks silly.
At #7: The Monkey! One of the few dance moves your dad can do, often whilst sitting down at the bar. Can be mixed with wrist weights for a full aerobic workout.
At #6: The Buzzard! This attention grabbing number ensures everyone stays at least two meters away from you, and is perfect for people who like to mime the words to songs as they dance.
At #5: The Twist! It's more complex than you think...
At #4: The Waddle-Watusi-Waddle. Invented by England midfielder Chris Waddle you can see him perform these actual moves in the video of his 1987 single Diamond Lights!
At #3: Break Dancing! This should only be attempted by men in their early 40s at wedding receptions they didn't want to go to in the first place.
At #2: Spank Your Blank Blank! Always ask your partner's permission first...
And at #1: The Hustle! Do it!
More pulp countdowns another time. Now let's move on, cuz it's time to groove on...
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