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17 Dec, 54 tweets, 21 min read
Alien(s), but as cats!
As this thread is doing well, give it a RT, check out my pinned tweet, or give me a follow? Failing all that - be excellent to one another!
With apologies to @RealCarrieHenn
There’s a few more below this one! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
For those who wanted a ‘human’ to play ‘Jonesy’
Tempting...
@CalumAWatt
In case you don’t know who that is... here you go... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Red_…
This one cracks me up...
Adding this again because I found a better image of ‘Ash’...

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30 Nov 19
The Complete Pets D&D Thread Starts here (minus pictures for ease of posting)... enjoy... I'll be adding to this periodically — keep checking back for the latest update. Thanks. DME
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Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

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DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

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DM:....

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26 Nov 19
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

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