Seizing voting machines, as “evidence”, that have affirmed your campaign lost multiple times -in both Republican + Democratic states- is precisely the kind of deft maneuver you’d expect from the crack legal team currently 1-for-68 in court.

politico.com/news/2020/12/1…
The only team that’s ever had a worse December than Ms. Powell et al, were the “Wet Bandits”.
Odds of a successful “coup” with this brain trust is substantially less than me being selected to walk the runway for the Valentino 2021 Fall collection.

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20 Dec
The Bills are celebrating winning their division like they didn’t lose the re-enactment of the Steelers game I held in my yard last week.
I’m dispatching an elite crack legal team to Buffalo to let the NFL know it won’t get away with this fraud.

Send money.
We demand only LEGAL POINTS ARE COUNTED
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19 Dec
1-for-68.

That’s the tweet

axios.com/trump-official…
FACT: This election was over on November 3rd.

Math was Math.

Carnival barking didn’t change anything and it won’t.
They misspell common words in their briefs. Briefs weren’t seriously entertained by *any* court, even with a court that he appointed 3 justices.

This idea that a group of people that make the Jets look like The Avengers, is to be taken seriously, at any level, is mystifying.
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19 Dec
This exact language for the DNC platform pls
Dear Santa: if a mushroom 🍄 works as well-or better-than say, a manufactured chemical pharmaceutical, we need to legalize them too while we’re at it. - LG
Dear Santa: Have you ever noticed the multi-paragraph disclaimer for pharmaceuticals that use phrases like “certain fatal events have occurred” and “anaphylactic shock, which is serious” but no one has ever died from a weed overdose?
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18 Dec
just gonna leave this here
🕧 These claims are indisputable
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18 Dec
For years, we’ve called these “Sheetz”
This drive-thru is a lot like a Lombardi. As Lieutenant Governor, I rejoice when one *finally* reaches parts of Pennsylvania.
Banner day for @NJGov -legal weed law heads to Governor’s desk + the first ever Wawa drive-thru, but the Jets play in NJ so they are still behind.
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17 Dec
Yes, I’ve skipped a leg day or two over the years. ☹️
Let the drag commence. ✏️ 🦵
But I gotta be honest, no matter what I ever did, I was *always* “pencil legs”. 🥺
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