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21 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Personally I support the banning of all new federal buildings in any architectural style
In case of a real need, I guess I'm OK with Quonset huts or tin roof cinderblock hovels
but there'd better not be any damn windows in 'em, we taxpayers aren't made out of money
I gotta believe we already have enough abandoned Kmarts to service both our federal office and flea market needs

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