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21 Dec, 7 tweets, 3 min read
So, it's 2020 (who are we kidding, even in January it will still be 2020 in our hearts) and you've decided to follow:

Modern Day Zorro

*or, maybe you're on the fence and can't really decide if you should since you follow 1,000s of others

Here are some excellent reasons why you
should follow:

1) Entrance into Weird Christian Twitter or #WCT. A collection of amazing people fighting the power and gaining weight as we sit by our computers, argue with TheoBros, and waste an hour on dreadful food takes.

2) Grace Community Church information:
@johnmacarthur handling of COVID
@MastersSeminary and @mastersuniv complete mishandling and cover-up of the affected students and staff

3) Southern California news and happenings: the epicenter of the pandemic currently

4) Medium articles

5) GIFs with an unparalleled focus
and pinpoint accuracy to maximize laughs and provide the right amount of ethos and humor.

Example?
C'mon friends, haters, soon-to-be friends and/or haters, click that Follow button. Do it for America.

(Sincerely thank you to everyone who has read, supported, contributed, prayed for and followed us on Twitter and read our articles. Health & 🥊 GBU)

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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
22 Dec
NEXT: Defamation Lawsuit Against Pulpit and Pen pending at Stanley Most, MDZ holds Press Conference at the Van Nuys Home Depot and Tamale stand. Between the shuttered Apple Store and LA Fitness.

"Let that sink in".

(Did Pulpit and Pen pen this?)

protestia.com/2020/12/21/joh…
Protestia, formerly Pulpit & Pen (P&P), is a Calvinist blog operated under the auspices of the Fellowship Baptist Church of Sidney, Montana.[1] The blog has changed names and formats repeatedly, claiming censorship by Facebook and other social media platforms.
JD Hall, who serves as the church's pastor, is the publisher and main writer of articles, while "lead correspondent" Seth Dunn writes the majority of the rest, along with the "News Division".[2]
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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
22 Dec
LA Times article regarding the newest Health Order modifications in LA County, featuring Grace Community Church.

*Another article which mentions that Grace would not comment or respond to inquiries in either email OR social media.

latimes.com/california/sto…
“Although houses of worship can meet indoors, staff and attendees must follow measures to protect themselves and the public. Under the county’s public health order, staff and visitors must wear face coverings at all times and maintain a distance of at least six feet from anyone
outside their households. Houses of worship must conduct screenings before visitors enter and disinfect worship spaces between services”.

Unless there is enforcement, Grace will continue as they ever will. This will be another toothless Health Order that will go largely ignored
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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
29 Nov
@mastersuniv @mastersuniv

Dear TMU Alumni,

This Thanksgiving, we have a lot to be grateful for here at The Master’s University. Through this unprecedented semester, God has sustained our institution and provided for it in remarkable ways. In the spring, He provided financially
after we closed our campus and pivoted to remote learning for the rest of the semester. This cost the school nearly two million dollars. In God’s providence, gracious ministry partners came alongside our school to lessen the impact of the stay-at-home orders on our institution.
Because of their generosity, The Master’s University has not had to lay-off a single employee through the ongoing pandemic.
In August, TMU welcomed the second largest Freshmen class in school history. While many institutions of higher learning were struggling with
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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
3 Nov
A true Christian Election song

Brother Raul, you have my vote.

I don't understand what people fuss about
Seems like they're all angry all the time
Mindin' everybody's business like it was their own
I can barely find the time for mine
I believe in love and leavin' well enough alone
You won't catch me castin' that first stone

You may not share my point of view
Or see the world the way I do
I hope that doesn't matter much to you

I don't have to be self righteous even if I'm right
Please excuse me if you think
that's wrong
I've been told that I'm a sinner nearly all my life
But so is everyone I've ever known
I believe in leavin' judgment for somebody else
Someone more deserving than myself

You may not share my point of view
Or see the world the way I do
I hope that doesn't matter much
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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
2 Nov
Modern Day Zorro, Proud Sponsor of #WeirdChristianTwitter

*Join the Dance.

Reminding you that some of God's children should be seen and not heard. #whateverhappenedtopetra #ErasmusBetterthanDerrida

*A list too long to name:

-any pastor who associated salvation with a vote
-any church that had one Bible, but 4 US flags
-any church with the name "Patriot" anywhere on their bulletin or signage
-any pastor who started a tweet with "Friendly Reminder"
-any pundit who mixed evangelicalism in a Vitamix
-anyone who forgot that God is Sovereign and are figuring out how to "restore" their Biden supporters back into fellowship
-any elder, deacon, or person who pressured others to "examine their life" for deep rooted sin because they didn't vote the way they should

And @mwp764
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Modern Day Zorro: Reporter and Muppet of the #WCT Profile picture
30 Oct
Great article about a church in La Habra, meeting outdoors and really caring about their community. I'm not familiar with Orange County's Health Order, but in this instance it is the City of La Habra that is making things hard on them.

Contrast this treatment w/ Grace and there
is a clear difference, is there not?

A Latino church. No DC connections. Going above and beyond to comply.

A not-so-Latino church in a Latino community mocking and flaunting COVID guidelines for the censure of the world every week, while promoting a Romans 13 adherence on
@gracetoyou listened to by millions of people worldwide.
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