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John Fetterman

21 Dec, 5 tweets, 1 min read

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1340847799638892544

Oh no. What will we do. An unenforceable order to seize the machines that have repeatedly affirmed a Biden victory multiple times.

And the pillow guy from tv is also calling for martial law.

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1340847799638892544

Dead-enders spitballing crazy isn’t cause for hand-wringing.

However, a federal minimum wage of $7.25, is.

The Rams can issue an executive order to seize the scoreboard but it won’t change the fact they lost to the Jets.

Oh no. Seizing the voting machines in Georgia means they can’t have the run-off election so the Republicans are guaranteed to lose both of their Senate seats in exchange for confirmation that Trump lost Georgia for the 5th time. Lmao

Twitter desperately needs your hot take on the pharma bro article, not another round of hand-wringing over tinfoils and pillow guys calling for martial law at the behest of a brain trust that’s 1-for-68.

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John Fetterman

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Seizing voting machines, as “evidence”, that have affirmed your campaign lost multiple times -in both Republican + Democratic states- is precisely the kind of deft maneuver you’d expect from the crack legal team currently 1-for-68 in court.

politico.com/news/2020/12/1…

The only team that’s ever had a worse December than Ms. Powell et al, were the “Wet Bandits”.

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The Bills are celebrating winning their division like they didn’t lose the re-enactment of the Steelers game I held in my yard last week.

I’m dispatching an elite crack legal team to Buffalo to let the NFL know it won’t get away with this fraud.

Send money.

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

19 Dec

1-for-68.

That’s the tweet

axios.com/trump-official…

FACT: This election was over on November 3rd.

Math was Math.

Carnival barking didn’t change anything and it won’t.

They misspell common words in their briefs. Briefs weren’t seriously entertained by *any* court, even with a court that he appointed 3 justices.

This idea that a group of people that make the Jets look like The Avengers, is to be taken seriously, at any level, is mystifying.

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John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

19 Dec

https://twitter.com/teezysooskep/status/1339975623486390272

This exact language for the DNC platform pls

https://twitter.com/teezysooskep/status/1339975623486390272

Dear Santa: if a mushroom 🍄 works as well-or better-than say, a manufactured chemical pharmaceutical, we need to legalize them too while we’re at it. - LG

Dear Santa: Have you ever noticed the multi-paragraph disclaimer for pharmaceuticals that use phrases like “certain fatal events have occurred” and “anaphylactic shock, which is serious” but no one has ever died from a weed overdose?

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