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23 Dec, 31 tweets, 11 min read

The MD guide to the 30 greatest hair crimes in music. In order.

Number 30.

Tim Burgess.

Number 29

Jim Kerr

Number 28

Liam Gallagher

Number 27

Tears for Fears

Number 26

Paul Weller

Number 25

Vanilla Ice

Number 24

Michael Bolton

Number 23

Richard Ashcroft

Number 22

King

Number 21

Mick Hucknall

Number 20

John Lydon

Number 19

Clint Boon

Number 18

Robert Smith

Number 17

Lou Reed

Number 16

Axl Rose

Number 15

Nick Beggs

Number 14

PWEI

Number 13

Billy Ray Cyrus

Number 12

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Number 11

Jim Bob

Number 10

Jedward

Number 9

Cliff Richard

Number 8

Tim Burgess (again)

Number 7

Big Dave

Number 6

The fearless Rob Davis

Number 5

Limahl

Number 4

The Hammersmith Gorillas.

Number 3

Mr Bonio

Number 2

Mr Flock of Seagulls

***Number 1***

Phil Spector

(yes we know 😉)

All meant in good fun, no malice intended. Thanks to all the magnificent MD Community for the input . Happy Christmas 🎄x

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