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I am occasionally entertaining and I have good neighbors.
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23 Dec
So if you don't think that a giant lighted phallus is likely to save a life in a Christmas miracle, well this thread is for you. This is my neighborhood, and this is my neighbor ... both of which are pretty hysterical.
My neighbor was interviewed on the radio and explained that as an ex-marine, he did it as a joke because the guy across the street (and up the hill) was ex Navy and ... so this makes sense in guy land.
Lately, they've mostly kept it turned off because there was too much traffic and the HOA (which is pretty cool for the most part) asked him to tone it down. I was out the other day taking photos for my Be The Light song, and it was a little classier
Read 9 tweets
22 Dec
Be The Light - a brand new holiday song. Please share!
And thanks to those that donated to Musicians need so much support right now. @ClaireakaMinnie @lloyd_frombriz @Jan97209101
and all y'all over on FB.
Read 6 tweets
22 Dec
I'm putting together images for the my christmas song imma about to drop, and here I am staring at this. I'm the little dude, and I am absolutely WASTED on the joy of christmas.
And here's the song - lot's of nostalgia in the embedded pics.
Maybe just one more.
Read 4 tweets
20 Dec
I don't really want to boost Cohen, but I also don't want to rip it off, so here it is, but I'll tell you what he said @emilyjanefox is the interviewer here.…
Starts at noting that Cohen said at the beginning that Trump wouldn't transition peacefully ... and granted that's true. Cohen on Trump - "pure narcissism."
Cohen says - and I agree with him - that Trump could have easily won the 2020 election if he had committed to doing things like an infrastructure bill. If Trump had done a reasonable job with COVID, he would have won as well.
Read 21 tweets
11 Dec
For fun on a Friday night, I thought it might be fun to look at S E D I T I O N a thread.
First, what is sedition? It's a felony under the US Code. That section is titled "Advocating overthrow of Government". Defined as knowingly advocating "overthrowing or destroying the government of the US or ... any State ... or political subdivision ... by force or violence."
"DEAR" FACEBOOK: It includes anyone that "prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells, distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter advocating, advising ... overthrowing or destroying any government
Read 18 tweets
8 Dec
Hard to imagine any admin doing more to damage Xmas than Trump has done.
Hard to imagine any group doing more damage to the image of christians as a loving moral people than what Trump has done.
Hard to imagine any POTUS doing more to weaken the US's moral standing in the world than what Trump has done.
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