The coeds of Ottumwa Body & Fender still speak of the mysterious ascot-wearing playboy exchange student Lord David Smythe-Burgestone
Let's face it fellas, you'll never convince a chick that you grew up in a castle with a flat nasally Upper Midwesternese
Like I always tell people: just be yourself, except if you want to seem interesting
I sometimes wonder if attention-starved college students in Britain and Mallorca practice fake Minnesota and Boston accents
"Oh I say chap! That is because I am from, erm, Flumbley-on-Crumpetshire. And you? Oh I say I must take this call on my tele-mobile. Also, I must go to the loo. Cheerio!"
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prepping for today's #DavesCarIDService I saw this neato pic from the always wonderful @TracesofTexas (forwarded by @DruncleWill) leading down a weird historical rabbit hole. First, I can say the truck here is a 1910-15 Universal. Next, the rabbit hole.
Confession: even in my advanced age and state of automotive OCD, I had previously never heard of Universal Motor Trucks. But here it's conveniently labeled as such on the truck's chassis. So I decided to dig for more info.
Warning: this will be a long thread about obscure industrialists from more than 100 years ago that ultimately has no moral, other than stuff is more connected than you think. If that is tedious to you, you might as well mute this thread now.
Dave’s homemade Christmas ice cream flavors for 2020: Brach peppermint and bourbon & Heath toffee
*the bourbon & Heath toffee doesn't have actually Heath bars or any kind of chocolate in it, just the toffee bits.
For full sized ice cream maker: 3 cups sugar + 4 cups whole milk + 4 cups heavy whipping cream + 2 tbsp vanilla + pat of butter + shot or 2 of bourbon. Mix over low heat then cool. Churn until semi firm, add pack of Heath toffee bits, churn until done
*Mermaid show at the Polynesian Room, Yankee Clipper Hotel, Ft Lauderdale.
I enjoyed the show but cannot in good conscious put it in my Tiki bar top 10, thanks to the dipshit DJ spinning Pitbull and whatnot. Tiki bar music should be lilting Hawaiian guitars & Martin Denny
please do not reply about the NY Times Tiki article, I already vented my spleen about that yesterday