Just a reminder that Donald Trump is still trying to figure out how to surrender to the Beach Talibs seen here on the front lines in Doha, Qatar.
Thankfully in Syria..."we have the oil"
Sadly Jared's Nobel quality "Cool Weapons to Dictators for Peace Deal" may fall apart next month. nytimes.com/2020/12/20/us/…
And despite internet threats, Binny's red lines and UAE fake tanker attacks, it looks like we won't be attacking Iran in time for a peace deal. washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/1…
We shouldn't be too harsh. Brokeass Donald and Slumlord Jared saw the whole thing as a real estate deal reach around to keep the dictators relevant. It's not like anyone else has fixed anything. Watch for serious #fuckery next month as the music stops. interactive.aljazeera.com/aje/2020/the-f…
I wonder why the U.S. has crawled into the Beach Talibs little Doha doll house and overlaid the former Gitmo and ISI prisoners and exiles a sense of control over one of the more fractious nations on earth. Will Biden call bullshit and move on? france24.com/en/20200912-wa…
We never thought Jared "was" an idiot. We thought he "is" an idiot... and a crook. The attempted installation of UAE/US/Israeli gofer Mohamed Dahlan in Gaza and support of West Bank real estate grabbers will not bode well for the fictional peace deals. politico.com/news/magazine/…
What is really happening? UAE is busy dividing up regions and degrading them to frustrate competitors like Russia and Turkey and destroy Arab Springey type self rule: Egypt, Yemen, Palestine, Libya, Ethiopia, Sudan, Eritrea, Morocco, Afghanistan, Syria, etc.
Why is this happening? Cash in Jared and Donald's pocket. MBz has been providing Jared with #fuckery money. At least $649M has been identified in one account in Dubai. And who he spent it on and for what is even more illuminating. Stay tuned.
Oh look...."roadblocks" npr.org/sections/biden…
Yes Trump...and Jared...and the entire Kollusion Klown Car were surveilled by "foreign intel sources". Mostly because they were engaged in like..duh....illegal activities. THe question is...what #fuckery did they find? Answer: A lot. timesofisrael.com/official-who-b…
My jungle drums are picking up frantic pitches to spend money now. Before Biden lifts the sewer grate and sees all the rats scurrying. People like Prince are getting ghosted but their plans are being pitched. Like a Yemeni strong man pitching UAE-supplied Colombians. R2Redux?
To make it all work Trump was supposed to win. Now we have a bungled bank robbery. MBz/MBS's/Binny's Grand Plan was supposed to roll out in January. Now its all deleted PowerPoints and hastily stolen money. Its also why Donald is stalling. #DogDayDilemma
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