Peut-être que si je veux que ce conseil atteigne son public cible, je devrais essayer d'utiliser la langue qu'ils lisent. Si quelqu'un pense que la France réussit à vacciner ses citoyens rapidement, laissez-moi vous détromper de cette fatuité dès maintenant.
Jusqu'à récemment, j'ai plutôt soutenu le gouvernement de Macron. Travail pénible. Un peuple dur à gouverner.

Après cette débâcle? Si j'étais citoyen français, je voterais probablement pour les communistes ou les fascistes (et ce sont probablement les options, à ce rythme).
Si les gars qui sont au moins censés être des technocrates compétents ne peuvent pas gérer une campagne de vaccination et qui offrent des excuses idiotes--
comme, "Eh bien, nous prenons les choses lentement, petit à petit--pas de précipitation!--car, vous le savez, la France est pleine de crétins anti-vax et nous ne voulons pas les effrayer..."
-Pourquoi, pour l'amour de Dieu, les rééliriez-vous? Si vous voulez gouvernement incompétent, pourquoi ne pas aller au moins pour le Gusto et obtenir les idéologues incompétents du désir de votre cœur?
J'espère que Macron se rends compte que si les citoyens français (ceux qui ne sont pas complètement débiles) n'ont pas des aiguilles dans les bras, vite (c'est-à-dire "dans un mois, pas dans dix ans") c'est le fin de la Ve République, car les Français ont ras-le-cul.
Lui, c'était la dernière chance de l'establishment.

Je frémis à l'idée de ce que serait la vie ici sous un Le Pen ou un Mélenchon, et je ne serais jamais assez stupide pour dire: «Les choses ne pourraient pas être pires». Ils peuvent toujours être pires. Beaucoup pires.
Mais si vous vous présentez comme un technocrate compétent qui, contrairement à Le Pen ou Mélenchon, sait vraiment comment faire fonctionner les choses--
puis, tandis que l'Allemagne parvient à maintenir (plus ou moins) en vie ses citoyens, puis à les vacciner, vous lâchez la main et dites: "Eh bien, le dernier gouvernement a laissé les stocks d'EPI s'atrophier, et nous ne l'avons pas reconstitué, dommage ...
"... et maintenant nous avons affaire à un tas d'anti-vaxxers hystériques, donc * vous * ne pouvez pas vous faire vacciner," vous n'aurez pas ma sympathie si le public conclut que les choses ne pourraient pas être pires--et votes alors de faire des choses bien pire.
Et cela arrivera. Ce sera la faute de ce gouvernement. Alors, si je puis offrir un conseil à Olivier Véran: faites-vous vacciner vos citoyens, *maintenant*, même si vous devez noyer dans la Seine les anti-vaxx.

Car sinon, c'est la fin de la Cinquième République.

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