there are two current marvel storylines where attempts to make things "realistic" are making the stories "meh." in daredevil he was on trial while wearing his costume, and in ms marvel/champions theres some law outlawing teen superheroes.

dont need such realism. be silly.
also i have to concede my biggest moment of "that wouldn't happen" during captain america: civil war was how the sokovia accords passed through the un in like weeks and the us just signs up to it with no protest? thats less believable than the hulk or thor.
sokovia accords would be endlessly debated in the un, have no teeth and we or russia would veto it in the security council so our superheroes could act with impunity anyway.
a rainbow bridge to a mythical norse superworld is far more believable than a un resolution with unanimous support and serious jailworthy consequences.

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