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5 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Hey @GOP This is the the March for our lives protest. To stop gun violence.
This is the protest against Trump, Women’s March.
This is the protest against Racism fueled by The George Floyd murder.
This is the protest for the man you are shitting on democracy for, ending your careers with this chicken coup. Good game @GOP ya did it to yourselves.

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22 Dec 20
Traitors Amongst Us.
As I see Republican Senator after Senator refuse to acknowledge that we had a fair and free election, then I see these seditious @GOP Traitors say they are going to try to override the electors on January 6th, I realize that we have become what we mocked.
This country has always been a bright light for the world. Do you get that when our founding fathers designed this country, there was nothing like it? There were Kings, and laws were by decree and not voted on by the people. No one had seen this. The world loved what we were.
The Dictators and strongmen hated us. When assholes hate how you live, I consider that a badge of honor. Well, I used to. What has happened since this Bankrupt, pillow fisted, Daddy’s boy infected our once great country is pretty stunning and Orwellian in its scope and reality.
Read 18 tweets
22 Nov 20
To all in the media who think "Trump will lead the Republican party" It again shows that the media has no clue. For Trump to lead the @GOP his followers would have to be literal drooling morons. I have toured this country for 30 years doing comedy and they aren't. Not all of them
The dumbest Trump follower can still recognize the incompetence that flows through anyone that gets near Trump. From the Four Seasons Landscaping ClusterTrump to the Guillani hair spray paint anti infomercial. Hell, we can go all the way back to the Inaugural and "Crowd size"
Trump has a problem with size. From the debates where he said "There's no problem there let me tell you" If there wasn't, you wouldn't have to say it. So The media has it wrong, not only does Trump embarrass himself, he embarrasses everyone who supports him. They will abandon him
Read 18 tweets
20 Nov 20
It's crazy, as bad as Trump lost, he's forcing us to watch him lose everyday til he leaves. Every day.
Still stunned that a man who went bankrupt six times. Who bankrupt CASINOS! Who has 27 sexual assault allegations. Who wants to date his daughter. Who was impeached, Got 1 vote
A man WE HEARD SAY "They let you do anything, grab em by the pussy!" We heard it! We heard him say he KNEW people were gonna die, he called it the plague! HE LET AMERICANS DIE! Put farmers on welfare, because he's the shittiest negotiator ever seen. How'd he get 1 vote? but 70m?
Everyday of the last 4 years was a nightmare, tax cuts for the rich, shithole countries, mexicans are rapists, his destruction of our rep worldwide, disbanded THE PANDEMIC RESPONSE TEAM! Pulled out of the WHO, during the worst pandemic in 100 years! Pulled out of the Paris accord
Read 12 tweets
16 Nov 20
I’m gonna explain why I’m a democrat now. I had voted for Reagan and for HW Bush. I may have even voted for W, after 9/11 as a sympathy thing. I wasn’t informed, I was sucked in by the constant Republican fear mongering that they have done my entire life.
With Reagan it was “The Russians, Carter will get us killed” Regan’s dead and Carter is one of the purest souls we have in the American lexicon. Since Obama became President I have immersed myself in politics, much to the chagrin of people in my life and people who like my comedy
. If I lost you, I don’t care. You are who I was, following party and dogma instead of facts. You’re gonna get us killed.
The republican party is actually the party of limited government, which sounds great, I’m sure Genghis Khan loved that there were no rules.
Read 27 tweets
15 Nov 20
Now that we’re here, Sweet Potato Hitler lost the election. There is no evidence, there are no smoking ballots, software in the machines has been checked and rechecked and the Head of Homeland Security said there was no fraud and yes, there were observers Dem & Rep countrywide.
To the point that all of his legal cases were laughed out of courtrooms across America. I’d like to remind you , In 2016, Jared Kushner had a back channel server in Trump tower connected to Russia, they met with Russians over dirt on Hillary and asked Russia for jacked e-mails.
In 2020, Trump put unqualified sycophants in charge of huge agencies. The post office was decimated for one reason, to take your vote and win the election for Trump. They actually ripped sorting machines apart to stop Americans from casting their vote. Do you get that?
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3 Nov 20
Tomorrow. That word has never felt so heavy. When Trump was announced as the winner in 2016, my lovely wife was standing in front of the TV like she wanted to fight it. Then she burst into tears,"WHY? How is this possible? This scumbag, this pussy grabber, this joke? How?"
How? How did it happen? The second Trump got that he won he had a weird look, not of terror but a definite " Oh shit!" I instantly started writing "Amerigeddon" knowing that this guy was gonna fuck up like we had never seen. Come on, you bankrupt CASINO'S, where people walk in,
hand you money and walk out? You fucked THAT up? No way he's gonna handle trade. He was an adderall fueled bull in a literal China shop with trade. Now we're subsidising farmers with billions. Trump lost contracts for years. He blew it and moved on. It's what he does always. Dons
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