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6 Jan, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Lawmakers are on lockdown in undisclosed location. The Capitol speakers alerts systems are off the hook making security announcements.

pscp.tv/w/csS3izF4TlFh…
Lawmakers were given gas masks. Teargas was used in the Capitol rotunda
#breaking Washington DC just ordered a 6 pm curfew
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Armed standoff at the doors of the capitol

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