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8 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
This is completely off topic.
These are all the pieces of chicken I could find in a @CampbellSoupCo chicken noodle soup can
I lied. I found one more chicken piece for a total of 4
Where is the CHICKEN @Campbells ???
Plus I think your chicken meat is actually rabbit. I know rabbit

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