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9 Jan

Right now, there are tens of thousands of people who fully believed:

1) the scumbags were actually the good guys
2) the good guys were criminals
3) the scumbag heroes were going to wipe out the good guy criminals

And now the scumbags they thought were heroes all just got banned

These Q following whackadoos fully believed this was the giant day of reckoning where everyone from Obama to Pelosi was going to be destroyed.

And now, all the people who told them that just got wiped out on Twitter, FB, etc.

Imagine the world-rocking cognitive dissonance there

Some are going to get with reality upside the head like a 2x4.

Most though... they can’t even process what just happened... and the people they rely on to spoon feed them nonsense just went bye-bye.

Going to be a wild reckoning over in their whackadoo corners.

Total meltdown.

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@TheRealHoarse

8 Jan

While everything was generally terrible today, I did have this quite un-small Cornish Pasty.

It was spectacular.

For those asking, it is filled with meat and potatoes. Almost like a shepherds pie in a buttery pastry.

(Not my actual pasty but looked more or less like this)

Wait, I didn’t mean potatoes. I meant vegetables. Carrots, potatoes, etc.

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@TheRealHoarse

4 Jan

One of the saddest aftermaths of that Bean Dad asshole’s bullshit yesterday and my vomitus overshare afterwards:

The sheer volume of people raised by toxic parents who said they never had kids because they worried they couldn’t raise a child well.

Abuse has a long tail.

1/

If that is you and you are still at a stage of *deciding* whether or not to someday have kids, just know that you can indeed be a good and loving parent.

You inherited nothing. Toxicity isn’t written into your DNA.

2/

Parenting is ‘will’ more than ‘skill’.

If you have the will, you will find (or can learn) the skill.

I think being a product of some dysfunction can be, ironically, a strong foundation for becoming a loving parent.

You know the impact of dysfunction.

3/

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@TheRealHoarse

3 Jan

I’ve had a couple Guinness so I am just the right level of disinhibited to lay out why I am white-hot with incandescent aggrievement about that dumb Bean Dad mother****** and the people defending him.

Buckle up. Turbulence may occur in flight.

1/

If nothing else, this will allow people to understand me better. Some will like me more; some will like me less. I do not remotely care which camp people fall into.

I had a fucked up childhood. It was an insidious kind of fucked up. Not physically abusive in a way that “counts”.

I spent weekends hostage to a depressed, alcoholic father in a small New York City apartment.

In summer, if the apartment windows were open when I came back from the schoolyard across the street and I could hear music playing too loud, it was going to be a long night.

3/

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@TheRealHoarse

3 Jan

I grew up in New York City. By 8 years old, I was on my own after school; home alone with my sister two nights a week; cooking dinner in a gas oven by myself; and doing my own laundry.

The people in my mentions talking about how “Bean Dad” was just “teaching”...

1/

...his 9-year old a valuable life lesson by refusing to show her how to open a can have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.

Bean Dad could have written a post about his day that said “taught my daughter how to use a can opener and then we did a puzzle together.”

2/

He *could have* walked his child through getting to the root of their actual problem - being hungry - and solving it.

He *could have* used his internet access to teach his child how to seek information to solve problems.

“Siri: how does a can opener work?”

3/

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@TheRealHoarse

2 Jan

Jenna, you are a failed traffic court lawyer homeschooled by parents who think dinosaurs were Jesus Horses.

The high-water mark of your career was getting spritzed with Rudy’s fecal spray in a televised hearing like it was a perfume sample at Nordstrom’s.

And Jenna Ellis is about 5 years younger than Molly.

So, add math to the list of things at which Ellis is an abject fucking failure.

Some Jenna Ellis fun-facts:

Started her college career pursuing journalism... at a school with no journalism program.

Married to a guy who calls himself a singing minister. His speciality is corny YouTube videos denying evolution.

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