Two Canadians died and ended up in hell. Satan decided to pay them a visit, so he walked into their room and saw them talking and laughing. Confused, he asked them why they were so happy.
One of them said, “We were sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, stormed away to Hell's boiler room, where he turned up the temperature.
Satan, annoyed, stormed away to Hell's boiler room, where he turned up the temperature.
He went back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged to put the heating back down. He entered the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furious, he asked them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!" came the reply.
Satan realized he did the wrong thing. He went back to the boiler room and turned down the heat until it was at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
Satan realized he did the wrong thing. He went back to the boiler room and turned down the heat until it was at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
Satan thinks he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouted at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?”
They looked at him and shouted at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!”
O Canada...
He shouted at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?”
They looked at him and shouted at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!”
O Canada...
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