For years, I heard our room mate coughing all the time and suspected he had an undiagnosed lung condition. Then recently it dawned on me: he never drinks water... ever. I’m not even going to try to tell him to drink water. A person like this is too far gone to reason with.
The only times I see him even get CLOSE to drinking water is when I find random FULL glasses/mugs of water that he pours and NEVER remembers to drink, and just leaves places. I think he might not be human...
I don’t think I’ve ever SEEN him drinking water with my own eyes. Once he was coughing during dinner and we told him to drink water and he went in the other room and sounds of water MAYBE being prepared were heard, but I DUNNO that could have been fake appeasement at this point..
This would make a great horror movie holy shit maybe I should write this lol

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15 Jan
Ok here’s what I want out of a place to live. And yes I know I want to have my cake and eat it too with a lot of these. Anyway maybe some of you who know something about laws and culture and are traveled, name places to live that are good for these things, aaaand GO:
beautiful old architecture, nature, all four seasons, ability to see actual stars in the sky, aesthetic places to film, home/land ownership, small business ownership, gun ownership and carrying, being able to modify one’s home with as little red tape as possible,
constitutional parenting rights, as constitutional in every way as possible (the amendments and rights actually apply and the place isn’t indoctrinated with intersectionality, critical race theory, and cancelling everyone, and has as little political correctness as possible),
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10 Jan
Just looked up a juice place on google and one of the bad reviews was “don’t go to this location, they don’t even have coffee”. It’s a JUICE place, you insane person.
I feel like the expectation in America is that everywhere should have coffee at all times even places that don’t sell food or drinks at all
And that expectation is retarded
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