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Chloe Pelletier

13 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read

For years, I heard our room mate coughing all the time and suspected he had an undiagnosed lung condition. Then recently it dawned on me: he never drinks water... ever. I’m not even going to try to tell him to drink water. A person like this is too far gone to reason with.

The only times I see him even get CLOSE to drinking water is when I find random FULL glasses/mugs of water that he pours and NEVER remembers to drink, and just leaves places. I think he might not be human...

I don’t think I’ve ever SEEN him drinking water with my own eyes. Once he was coughing during dinner and we told him to drink water and he went in the other room and sounds of water MAYBE being prepared were heard, but I DUNNO that could have been fake appeasement at this point..

This would make a great horror movie holy shit maybe I should write this lol

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