We got us a Strike Force. The DoJ provides the axiomatic antiphony to Trump's song of seditional summoning. #FuckAroundAndFindOut
edition.cnn.com/2021/01/12/pol…
...and we got us a witch. Go get the dunking stool. newsweek.com/trump-calls-im…
"Other popular tests include weighing the suspect against a very heavy Bible (if she weighs less than the book, she is guilty) and asking her to recite the Lord's Prayer without making a mistake" wvde.us/wp-content/upl…
Technically the MAGA Mustering Monarch would be a warlock or a wizard but "WizardHunt" sounds like a game show. This gentleman can explain.

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14 Jan
Same shit, different decade. Imagine if Manafort and Stone had been removed from the system back then. Image
Here’s sociopath Roger shaking his alms box.
Now away from public Roger goes full bin Laden invoking God for the mob.
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Its cute that WaPo doesn't call him by his felon name. Ali Akbar or that Mercer funded the PAC that paid for his and others fuckery. washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/01…
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Since Trump has a chance to rebrand as a loser let's point out some iconic American losers like Mice and Men, Midnight Cowboy, Vanishing Point, Braveheart, Scarface, Any Peckinpah film, any 80's teen film and any biker flick. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/…
I would argue that America prefers losers because we identify with someone who won and lost. Even more, those with ambiguous morality: Deadpool, Taxi Driver, every DC villain, all the Star Wars ne'er do wells. America likes villains and losers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_1…
Taking it a step further, our "heroes" are often villains and losers. Like Trump. Revered for his whoring, assholeness, bankruptcy, lying, cheating and bullshiting. He was flawed. Trump forgot that. It will take him a while to remember that. newyorker.com/news/letter-fr…
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I am a fan of the biker, outlaw, rebel segment. From Johnny Cash to rock to basically anything that provokes change. One of my favorite rebel songs.
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