I'd love to see a congressional twitter bio like "I represent Arizona's 3rd District, and I fucking hate it. These people are garbage, and their suffering brings me great pleasure"
I *might* not be cut out for public service, you guys
"Proudly serving North Dakota's sole congressional district. LOL right? Can you even imagine taking pride in that? Jesus. Fuck this state and fuck my constituents. Goddamn fucking toilet people"
"Mom. Christian. Annihilationist. Because of my sins, G-d has sentenced me to serve Georgia's 11th congressional district. Every single morning, I wake up and pray for death, both for myself and the ferret people I serve in the national legislature"
Seriously, get fucked, you fucking shits. This is the piss bucket you get when you murder labor unions
What you make is none of my goddamn business. I hope it’s lots. Hand over fist. I hope you have A+ benefits. I cannot imagine for a single instant HOPING YOU MADE LESS OR OPINING ABOUT WHY YOU DON’T DESERVE A LIVING WAGE MY GOD
Those asking: Slow-roasted zucchini, onion, red pepper, and mushrooms. 350 oven about an hour or maybe a bit more. Whole plum tomatoes removed from their can (and juice), mashed, and cooked with olive oil, a bit more onion, garlic, and oregano
I had a couple of tofurky Italian sausages left over from something, so I tossed those into the sauce. Cook to reduce. Then combine everything with low fat ricotta, shredded mozz, and shaved parm. Done
I want to put some positive into the universe, so here goes:
1. He will lose on election night. It'll be a called election. No doomsday scenarios
2. The Dems take the Senate. Graham and Collins go down to defeat. McConnell survives to see himself become irrelevant
1/
3. Trump complains a couple of days ON TWITTER [tons of all-caps tweets], but then basically gets bored and pisses off to wherever, leaving Pence to deal with the transition
4. He spends the rest of his miserable shit life screaming about how he got screwed at the polls
2/
5. Lots of dumb books get published. No one will give a good goddamn
6. Six seconds after the inauguration [Trump will not attend], Melania files divorce papers
7. Trump dies on a toilet in some godforsaken small town in Russia. The only mourners are paid mourners
3/
Our clever scheme to be ruled by a rabid minoritarian faction that gets its marching orders from a handful of deranged rightwing media personalities has--against all odds--somehow gone wrong
Honestly, I'm as surprised as anybody
If a global superpower of 330 million citizens can't be governed rationally by "Shit Sean Hannity Says" and "Laura Ingraham Did Another Nazism" then what hope is there for anything?
I think I understand why--we have an innate need to believe in at least some kind of order and purpose--but an alarming number of people still talk about Trump as some kind of master strategist, constantly distracting, diverting, dropping smoke bombs 1/
He's not. Trump is not capable of that kind of thinking. He does not connect moments to other moments the way you and I do. He does not draw a simple line between action and consequence. There is no purpose there, at least how we think of purpose 2/
What is there is infinitely more terrifying. Feral need and anger driven by a self-loathing that must make every moment of his existence wretched beyond imagining. He hates us and the rest of the world, but no one hates Donald Trump more than Donald Trump hates Donald Trump 3/